Hey, Dina, You Better Run Faster, Girl..!

“It was just ‘girl stuff’,” she replied. “It’s just frustrating. It’s one of those things. It’s a shame because I’m in really good shape and I was really looking to come and run fast.”

The 26-year-old urged sporting bodies to provide far more funding and research. “More people need to research it from a sports science perspective, because it’s huge,” said Asher-Smith. “People don’t always talk about it either.

“Sometimes you see girls that have been so consistent and there’s a random dip and behind the scenes they’ve been really struggling. Everybody else will go ‘What’s that? That’s random.’

“So we could just do with more funding. I feel if it was a men’s issue there would be a million different ways to combat things.”

Because when the trans activists read this, you'll be running for more than just gold medals! 

Don't you know it is a man's issue these days?

Who Are You Going To Believe..?

...the 'Mail' description, or your lying eyes?

Footage from the scene shows the grandmother, who is wearing a long grey cardigan, approach the officers arresting her son and attempt to speak with them.

No, it clearly shows her grab his hair and attempt to pull him away by it!

Greater Manchester Police have said the incident has now been referred to its Professional Standards Department who will review the body-cam footage from officers.

They should just watch the video...

Even the daughter inadvertantly gives the game away in her 'Yeah, but no, but yeah...' interview: 

Ms Willisford added: 'So my mum as he has punched my brother in the head has walked over and said ''you're hurting him, stop hurting my son''. She's a touchy-feely person and she was under the influence of alcohol.

'He's flung her, for nothing. She went over and touched his head, she's panicking, obviously, she shouldn't have touched him.'

Case closed! 

Keeping That Appointment In Samarra...

After laying flowers at the scene, family friend Amina Osman said: 'He had ambitions, he was looking forward to being a barrister. He was looking forward to being a grown-up man.

'He was good with his words, he was very kind and handsome.'

But she said the fatal attack was 'the fourth attempt on his life', having previously been found unconscious in a park, run over and stabbed on another occasion.

Blimey! Had he been having an affair with the Tsarina?

An aunt, who did not want to be named, said the teenager was studying at Hammersmith College and, 'as far as we know', was not involved in gangs.

Gangs, however, seem to have been involved in him....