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  The Most Useless Test Ever
So we've all taken the tests, right? They tell you what muppet character you're most like, what eating utensile is best for you, what color your aura is. But in the end I think we can all admit that they're totally useless. That's why I made this test, which is officially useless and tells you so right off the bat so you won't get any false notions or big ideas about it. The questions will be pointless. The answers will be random. And the results will be so senseless you'll have no idea what they mean... you might even feel like you know less about yourself. If you thought the useless blobs were dumb, you have no idea what you're in store for here.

So go ahead, take the quiz, but know that it doesn't matter at all because, well, it's the Most Useless Test Ever. Oh, but it does matter if you don't have javascript enabled in your browser, because then you won't even get a useless result, you'll get nothing at all.


Pick a number:
7
12
0
F
8,374

Pick a type of cheese:
Cheddar
Colby
Mozzarella
Swiss
In-a-can

What don't you like?
Spiders
Rats
Clowns
Online quizzes
Toenails

How much time to you spend on your hair in the morning?
None
Less than a minute
Less than 15 minutes
15-59 minutes
An hour or more

Sausage.
Yes
No
I prefer bacon
I am a sausage
You're dirty!

What are you wearing on your feet right now?
Nothing
Socks
Sandals
Shoes and socks
Shoes without socks

What are your fingernails like?
They need cut
They're short
They're painted
They're bitten
They're perfectly manicured

Favorite dangerous childhood toy:
Matches
Broken glass
Plastic bags
Small choking hazards
Guillotine

Favorite band...
Linkin Park
The Calling
Creed
Sugar Ray
IS IT JUST ME ARE THESE ALL THE SAME BAND?

If you could fly, what would you do first?
Do flips in the air
Throw stuff at people
Pretend like you were going to jump off a building just to freak people out
See how fast you could go
See how high you could go

Just pick a word:
Circle
Embarrassment
Sidewalk
Crunchy
Eraser

 

 

 

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