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2002 - 2004 Column Archives
03/24/04
Chair-Warmer
On The Hot Seat
03/17/04
Al-Qaida
Barks, The Spanish Fly
03/10/04
W.W.J.K:
Who Would Jesus Kill?
03/03/04
The
Passion Of The Liberal
02/25/04
AFL-CIO
Motto: Kick Me Again
02/18/04
File
Under: 'Omission Accomplished'
02/11/04
Cleland
Drops A Political Grenade
02/04/04
Boobs
In The News
01/28/04
Just
A Gigolo
01/21/04
What
Happened To Your Queer Party-Friends?
01/14/04
The Democrats'
Idea Of A General
01/07/04
The
Jesus Thing
12/31/03
Place
Your Right Hand On The Quran And Repeat After Me
12/24/03
When
Blue States Attack
12/17/03
It's
Like Christmas In December!
12/10/03
Vegan
Computer Geeks For Dean
12/03/03
Supreme
Court Opinions Not Private Enough
11/27/03
Massachusetts
Supreme Court Abolishes Capitalism!
11/20/03
The
Party Of Ideas
11/13/03
Remove
Dennis Kucinich's Feeding Tube!
11/05/03
'The
Plan'
10/29/03
The
'Mainstream' Is Located In France
10/22/03
Bush
Official Caught In Church Dragnet
10/15/03
With
Half His Brain Tied Behind His Back
10/08/03
I
Guess You're Right: There Is No Liberal Media Bias
10/01/03
General Democrat
09/24/03
It's
The Winter Solstice, Charlie Brown!
09/17/03
Here's A
Traitor!
09/10/03
How To Lose
A War
9/03/03
No Quagmire
Here!
8/27/03
Liberal
Arguments: Still A Quagmire
8/20/03
It
Depends What The Meaning Of The Word 'Deficit' Is
8/13/03
The
Democrats' Laboratory: The Host Organism Dies
08/06/03
When
Good Historians Go Bad
07/30/03
Closure
On Nuance
07/23/03
Pots
and Kettles
07/16/03
Taking
Liberties
07/09/03
We'll
Let You Know When You're Being Censored
07/02/03
Liberal
Alternative Patriotism
06/25/03
I
Dare Call It Treason
06/18/03
You
Don't Say
06/11/03
True
Grit
06/04/03
We
Don't Care
05/28/03
Global
Warming: The French Connection
05/21/03
The
Weather's Great, Wish I Were Here
05/14/03
The
Old Gray Liar
05/07/03
American
Women to Kerry: We Don't Think You're So Hot Either
04/30/03
Liberals
Meet Unexpected Resistance
04/23/03
Will
The 'True' Imperialist Religion Please Stand Up?
04/16/03
At
Least Saddam Wasn't At Tailhook!
04/09/03
Shock
And Awe Campaign Routs Liberals
04/02/03
The
Viet Cong Admiration Society Retreats
03/26/03
The
Enemy Within
03/19/03
Kissing
Cousins: New York Literati And Nazis
03/12/03
Liberals
Trade Crusading Anger For Hardheaded Realism
03/05/03
The Real
Pea Is Under Democrats' Heads
02/26/03
Firemen
Beware!
02/19/03
Give
Us 22 Minutes, We'll Give Up The Country
02/12/03
Casting-Couch
Bolsheviks
02/05/03
'Will
of Allah' Pre-Empts Iraq Invasion
01/29/03
War-Torn
Democrats
01/22/03
Democrats
Don't Have The Constitution For Racial Equality
01/15/03
Democrats
Beat The Bushes For Another Terrorist Attack
01/08/03
Axis
Of Stupidity
12/31/02
Journalism:
Where Even The Men Are Women
12/24/02
Kwanzaa:
A Holiday From The FBI
12/18/02
Democrats:
A Lott of Trouble
12/11/02
CBS
Could Show Augusta How To Really Discriminate
12/04/02
Media
Support Citizenship Awards For Central Park Rapists
11/27/02
Beauty
Pageants Can Be Murder
11/20/02
Great
Gray Lady In Spat With Saloon Hussy
11/13/02
The
Democratic Party: The Gift That Keeps On Giving!
11/06/02
Saddam
Hussein Charges Voter Intimidation
10/30/02
Media
Muslim Makeovers!
10/23/02
DNA Evidence
Exonerates Hitler!
10/16/02
New
York Times Goes Wilding On Central Park Jogger
10/09/02
New Global
Warming Threat: Hot Air On Iraq
10/02/02
Dems
to Torch: Only Crooks Who Can Win
09/25/02
Why
We Hate Them
09/18/02
So
Three Arabs Walk Into A Bar...
09/11/02
My
Name Is Adolf
09/04/02
Murder
For Fun and Prophet
08/28/02
Battered
Republican Syndrome
08/21/02
Deploying
The Marines For Gay Rights, Feminism And Peacekeeping
08/14/02
Make Liberals
Safe, Legal and Rare
08/07/02
Nuclear
Annihilation Can't Be Confined to the Outer Boroughs
07/31/02
Working
Families From Malibu To East Hampton
07/25/02
It's
Just About Money
07/18/02
Call
her Mrs.
07/11/02
More Slander
07/03/02
Liberalism
And Terrorism: Different Stages Of Same Disease
06/27/02
Murdering
the Bell Curve
06/20/02
Bush Pays
Homage to the Fetishistic Rituals of Liberalism
06/13/02
This Whistle-Blower
They Like
06/06/02
Build
Them Back!
05/30/02
Would
Mohamed Atta Object to Armed Pilots?
05/23/02
What
do Democrats Know Now?
05/16/02
All
the News We Heard from a Guy at Handgun Control, Inc.
05/09/02
Forget
Roe – What's His Stand On Cow-Tipping?
05/02/02
French
Voters Tentatively Reject Dynamiting Notre Dame
04/25/02
Parental
Advisory: This Column Discusses ‘Speech'
04/18/02
9
Out of 10 Caribou Support Drilling
04/11/02
The
Clinton Rehab Project, Part 2
04/04/02
The
Rube Goldberg Clinton Rehabilitation Project
03/28/02
I
Like Black People Too, Julia!
03/21/02
Should
Gay Priests Adopt?
03/14/02
An
Honest Reporter on Bush
03/07/02
Judge Posner Has the Last Word on 2000 Election
Debacle
02/28/02
Mineta's
Bataan Death March
02/21/02
Put
the Tax Cut in a Lock Box
02/14/02
The
Robert C. Byrd Bridge To Poverty
02/07/02
Being
Liberal Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry
01/31/02
The
Geneva Convention and the Guantanamo Detainees
01/24/02
The
New York Times’ Crusade Against Capitalism
01/17/02
The
Color of Demagogy
01/10/02
If
the Profile Fits ...
01/03/02
I’m
Calling the Pentagon!
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