Lincoln Log Livin’

Feature Story by Jake Rudnitsky

With the exception of electricity, the folks living there aren't much better off than the people who built the buildings 100 years ago...

Snubbed in Budapest!

by John Dolan

The conference was called "the Culture of Periodicals," organized by a Budapest University, and they wanted the eXile to take part...

Party Poopers

Reffin' a cat fight... Christopher Morris sez: "Don't Take Cake!"... Transvestites of Color Against Ageism...

Arenseberg Does the FoodCourt

by Peter Arenseberg

All malls are loathsome places, embodied arguments for eugenics and against so-called "democracy"...

Homer-otic Dick-Flick Falls Limp

Kino Korner by Mark Ames

The opening of TROY was greeted by the Beigeocracy with a sort of sneering competition the likes I haven't seen since the release of...Van Helsing...

Death Porn

ADMINISTRATIVE REFORM... SISTER ACT... AD HOC...

The Neo-Con Iraq Glossary

A quick bilingual dictionary to help the sane English speaker understand the Right's delusive Iraq babble...

Pushkin Dulled Down

Book Review by John Dolan

It took me a while to realize that dulling down Pushkin was the whole point of this book...

Bardak Calendar

Blast's Inaugural Boat Bash... Felix Da Housecat... Hot Trip to Heaven (Kult's B-Day)... Block Party...

In Brief

Leg-hunt On in Chechnya... Female Orgasm Valued... Authorities Ban Metro Sex...

Darfur: A Whole New Hell

War Nerd by Gary Brecher

This time it's Darfur, in Western Sudan -- a whole new front in the multi-war hell-on-Earth that goes by the name of "Sudan."...

Mandela Porn

by Natasha Marchetti

Might as well start with chaos in KwaMashu, where the residents displayed intense rage at the discovery of the headless body of a 7-year old...

The eXile Field Guide: Horny Expatriate

This species only leaves the office at night, when it prowls the bars of Moscow in search of its prey after purchasing Viagra...

Mambo Italiano

Club Review

On the Wednesday night of my visit Denis took me to the club GARAGE. It was a rather interesting experience...

Transvaal vs. de Gaulle

This week the world's been captivated by images of the collapse of the bold new Terminal 2E at Charles de Gaulle airport...

Spago Cafes Soggy Midgets

Restaraunt Review by Peter Arenseberg

SPAGO CAFE, a recently opened ap-pendage of haughty Italian eatery Spago, represents a tendency to be deplored...

SIC!

POGROM CHIC... M-n-M's... ALLAH OF MONTREAL... ALLAH OF MONTREAL... TUJ MAHAL... BRECHER UBER ALLES...

Embrace The Pain

Letter from America by Mark Ames

My evil Mexican-American friend Ricky Ramirez developed a philosophy that has helped him survive in America. He calls his program "Embrace The Pain."...