Who Is Venomous Kate?

Venomous Kate is a martini-swilling, tobacco-smoking, SUV-driving, coffee-guzzling, card-carrying member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy armed with a bad attitude and a great pair of breasts.

What Makes Her Venomous?

People who ask stupid questions. Like that one.

No, Seriously, Who Is She?

Oh, ok. Venomous Kate is a 36-year-old former lawyer who married the Army man of her dreams and moved to Hawai'i where she lives on the beach and is grateful to never practice law again. She is also all of the things mentioned above. And, yes, she hates people who ask stupid questions.