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August 31, 2004
From Pen to Rottweiler: The Design of Chomps - Part 2

Previous Episode

* * * *

After all the name calling, Brian took another shot at Chomps.

Chomps, Take 5

This looked more like he was angry, but he still didn't seem right. Neck was too high and he was losing that doggie appeal. "Try again!" I demanded.

Chomps, Take 6

Now the snout was too big and his lips were fanning out like he was caught with in a wind tunnel. "Try again, fool!" I said.

Chomps, Take 7

Along with this try which fixed the mouth but still seemed wrong with the snout, Brian gave me this rough choice of faces along with the note: "You dumb @$%&! Do you even know what a @$%& dog looks like? Just tell me what the @$%& you want, so I can draw it, you..." Well, it's just a series of expletives after that. I decided that the middle face on the right column was closest to what I was envisioning, so Brian went back to work...

TO BE CONTINUED...

Posted by Frank J. at 04:11 PM | TrackBack (0)
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First!!!!, I mean I pooped my self. Go with 1 or number 7!

Posted by: Monster Kabasue on August 31, 2004 04:16 PM

Damn I just missed poopin'.
All these dogs look like pussies.
I have a boston terrier who looks
meaner than all of them when I'm
scratching his belly.
I just don't know if this guy is sick enough to capture the true spirit of Chomps. He may just be to nice of a guy.
Maybe you need to find someone who has experience with prison tatooing or something.

Posted by: Sticky B on August 31, 2004 04:23 PM

his neck seems too fat

Posted by: Joey D on August 31, 2004 04:38 PM

FrankJ,

I agree with the middle face in the right column. That one looks like a Rottweiler about to chew on a hippie.

Posted by: Carl P on August 31, 2004 04:51 PM

Just face it, the first one with (without the excess chains of course) is the best one.

Posted by: Liberal Beater on August 31, 2004 05:15 PM

Five looks like the bastard Moore.

Posted by: Rob on August 31, 2004 06:03 PM

6 made me piddle. :(

Posted by: Pam on August 31, 2004 07:02 PM

Chomps should be a cat!

Posted by: Orange County on August 31, 2004 08:20 PM

I agree, the middle right one really does look like the angriest one.

Posted by: Red Mist on August 31, 2004 10:09 PM

Orange County ,
you been in the sun too long, or don't know who Chomps is.
I will give you the benefit of the doubt.
Are you new here?

Posted by: Joshua on August 31, 2004 10:22 PM

Joshua: I think he's been here for too long ;)

Posted by: kyber on August 31, 2004 11:34 PM

I agree that middle row, right column looks the best, and it's better than "Take 1" from Episode 1.

Posted by: Spetiam on September 1, 2004 12:45 AM

I want a Black T-Shirt with Chomps #1 on it!

It's still the best!!!

Jack.

Posted by: Jack Deth on September 1, 2004 12:57 AM
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