Alright, so, I have this idea for a Harry Potter fic/art challenge. It would be for slash, femslash, and het alike, and any pairing imaginable. It would be for canon or alternate universe fic/art as well. Everyone could claim one challenge, and there would be separate lists for slash, femslash, and het so that there are more choices for each category. People could submit fic or art, in a similar fashion to the Fantasy Fests pornish_pixies and erotic_elves have, in which and artist and a fic writer can team up on one challenge.

The theme of the challenge would be Bad Porn - so, all of the fics/art have to have the plot of a porno. :) For example; the pool boy/girl and the lonely wife/husband of the house get it on, or someone doesn't have enough money to pay the pizza delivery boy/girl and need to pay them back some other way.

Of course, I have a limited knowledge of porn "plots" so I would need suggestions for more, and someone who has experience with ficathons to help me out.

And I'd only host it if there's enough interest.

And, hey, there could be prizes (but I can't promise there will be for sure - it would probably be an LJ Gift Certificate). :D

And now for the poll. Because I've started things before that no one participates in, so I want to make sure people would participate before I work on it. :p

Poll #558536 Bad Porn Ficathon
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Would you participate in a Harry Potter Bad Porn ficathon?

Which category would you participate in? You can pick more than one, or all.

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Sirius/Remus Fanfiction
This section contains fanfiction recommendations about Sirius and Remus, in either of their forms (human and/or dog/wolf).

5:30 (Near Dawn). Remus/Sirius, G. By blacksatinrose.
Summary: Fragments of fantasy.

About A Kiss. Remus/Sirius, R. By minnow_53.
Summary: Sirius dreams and wishes.

All You Hear is Your Heart. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By felonytexas.
Summary: Sirius works for the Ministry of Magic, and he can't seem to stay away from a bakery in which a boy named Remus works.

And One to Grow On. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By jedi_penguin.
Summary: Sirius' misbehavior forces Remus to come home early from a mission. Remus makes sure that his lover is thoroughly punished.

And The Discreet Keep Their Love in Their Back Pockets. Remus/Sirius, PG. By yeats.
Summary: This is how the day goes.

Anticlockwise. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By cjmarlowe.
Summary: Two moments in the lives of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin.

Authority. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By violet_quill.
Summary: Sirius has a problem with Remus' authority, yet he can't help but obey him.

Beautiful Things. Remus/Sirius, PG-13. By thistlerose.

Beauty and the Beast. Remus/Sirius, PG-13. By minnow_53.
Summary: Boy gets girl; boy loses girl; boy gets boy.

Best Man, The. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By casira.
Summary: Of all the things Sirius could have chosen to wear at the wedding, Remus never expected him to pick exactly what he did.

Best Man's Fall, The. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By musesfool.
Summary: "As the best man, I think you might do more than glower at me and scare the bridesmaids," Remus murmurs with a wry smile.

Burns Night: Part 1. Part 2. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By thistlerose.
Summary: Blackmail, kilts, food art, public sex, and poetry. Some national holidays are more fun than others.

Caught in the Act. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By anise_anise.
Summary: Sirius discovers that Remus seems to get turned on by the idea of getting caught in the act.

Chocolat. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By cravache.
Summary: Remus has a special birthday treat for Sirius.

Chronicles Of, The. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By ballyharnon.
Summary: This is the complete epic story of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, from their days as friends at school to the start of their romance, through tragedy, isolation, and eventual reunion. Two men are challenged, broken, and finally find happiness.

Comfort and Joy. Remus/Sirius, R. By minnow_53.
Summary: Sex, dysfunctional Blacks.

Crying for the Day. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By starstillwonder.
Summary: Five Ways Remus Lupin and Sirius Black Have Sex Against the Wall. Not a happy story.

Every Sunday Should Be Like This. Remus/Sirius, PG-13. By sheafrotherdon.
Summary: A post-Hogwarts day in the life.

Falling For the First Time. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By thistlerose.
Summary: It's Remus' birthday, but Sirius can think of more than one reason to celebrate.

Game and How to Play It, The. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By musesfool.
Summary: Remus. Sirius. Blowjobs.

Gasp. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By lupercali.
Summary: Sirius loved nights like these, when Remus was tired and cozy, familiar as an old shirt but softer still, and warm beneath him.

Getting Off In Five Easy Lessons. Remus/Sirius, R. By minnow_53.
Summary: Title explains all.

Good Boy. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By finding_jay.
Summary: Remus is a bad, bad boy.

Habit of Wishing, The. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By musesfool.
Summary: Remus likes his birthday present.

Happy To Be Your Fool. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By thistlefics.
Summary: Sometimes Sirius has trouble sharing.

His Place. Padfoot/Remus, NC-17. By srichard.
Summary: Sirius is tired of Remus nagging at him constantly.

If You Would Have Such a One. Remus/Sirius, PG-13. By thistlerose.
Summary: Remus is tired of Sirius' attempts at matchmaking.

In Control. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By cmere1.
Summary: Lovely puppy smut in a library.

Just Desserts. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By anniesj.
Summary: Sirius/Remus, but femslash.

Killing with Kindness. Remus/Sirius, R. By jedirita.
Summary: Remus gets a late-night visitor.

King for a Day. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By franticbabbles.
Summary: To Sirius Black, there's only one thing better than Christmas, and that's birthdays. Anybody's really, but it's his own that makes him delirious, of course.

Like A Man. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By maeglinyedi.
Summary: They are just friends. Who share a beer. And watch a movie. No, really.

Madness Within. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By zauberer_sirin.
Summary: Shriecking Shack sex scene, post PoA, only it's not the fluffy, sweet and slow welcome-back-fuck one might think of.

Man in the Moon, The. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By thamiris.
Summary: Some things are better with the volume high.

Matter of Pride, A. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By thistlerose.
Summary: "I think she wants to see your kilt, Padfoot," said Remus unhelpfully.

Measured Mile Begins. Remus/Sirius, PG-13. By one900.
Summary: Read this fic forward, and then read it backward.

Moon Words. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By trifles.
Summary: "Wouldn't Sirius have told you they'd changed the plan?" -- "Not if he thought I was the spy, Peter," said Lupin. "I assume that's why you didn't tell me, Sirius?" (PoA) Pre-series.

Odd Couple, The. Remus/Sirius, PG-13. By neatokates.
Summary: Can two best friends live in an apartment without driving each other crazy... or falling in love?

Over the Table. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By misted_oracle.
Summary: After years in Azkaban, Sirius is completely desperate for anyone's touch. And the only person around happens to be Remus Lupin.

Pilgrimage. Remus/Sirius, R. By copperbadge.
Summary: The Boys are sent on a Top Secret Mission that involves a road trip from London to Aberdeen -- including one carsick James, one hotboxed Peter, one sleepy Remus, and one surprised Sirius.

Portrait in Charcoal. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By casirafics.
Summary: Sirius has never told any of them he has a gift for art, until the night he begins sketching them all, just as distraction.

Queer. Remus/Sirius, R. By switchknife.
Summary: Sirius isn't queer, except when he is.

Rain. Remus/Sirius, R. By thistlerose.
Summary: Some things can't be washed away.

Ride of His Life, The. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By gmth.
Summary: Frottage on a motorbike.

Secondhand and Stolen. Remus/Sirius, R. By ballyharnon.
Summary: "Oh, Sirius," he breathes, and his back twisting, yellow-sulphur non-moonlight from the London street below them picking out the contours of his lean, boyish hips and abdomen.

Size Does Matter. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By maeglinyedi.
Summary: Remus goes through a few changes in his third year. Luckily for him, his friends know what to do.

Something Different. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By froda_baggins.
Summary: Remus shot him a somewhat withering glance. "Yes, it's patently obvious that there is a dingy old motorbike sitting in the middle of your equally dingy living room."

Speaking in Tongues. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By musesfool.
Summary: Fingers entwined, Remus stretches Sirius's arms above his head, seeking the heat of his mouth. He melts against him, wants to disappear into their kisses, still so new and unexpected.

Story About Knickers, A. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By its_art.
Summary: Remus has a secret fetish for girl's knickers.

Sing My Heart. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By anniesj.
Summary: "Some people press their memories between pages of scrapbooks; others have fancy photographs that wave and dance. Sirius has music."

Sing Sing Sing With a Swing. Remus/Sirius, PG. By boho_life.
Summary: Remus makes Sirius take a swing dancing lesson with him.

Sirius Sun. Remus/Sirius, G. By kayen.
Summary: All children, except one, grow up. It had been Remus's favourite childhood story.

Slackened Ties. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By anniesj.
Summary: Schoolboys. Heat wave. Smut. That's about it.

Snowy Day, The. Remus/Sirius, R. By midnitemaraud_r.
Summary: Another of the 'First Kiss' genre, along with some explanation of how they managed to get there. Some teenage-boy drama, a bit of fluff, and all's well that ends well with happy puppies.

Something New. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By _starcrossed_.
Summary: "Trying something new." Once again, he looked up from between Remus’s parted thighs.

Taming of Sirius Black, The: Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. Part 5. Part 6. Part 7. Part 8. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By scribbulus_ink.
Summary: Sirius finally figures out what he needs, and he starts planning how to get it.

Under Me, You. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By musesfool.
Summary: "I like my body when it's with your body."

Unfair. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By vixenette.
Summary: They made love on Wednesday morning.

Untitled Not-Even-Close-to-a-Drabble. Remus/Sirius, R. By franticbabbles.
Summary: He closed eyes and shuddered at the delicious sensation of being so close, so close Sirius's fingers were dancing tantalizingly on his stomach, and this was definitely not snuggling.

Ura (Heather). Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By sethkyne_blue.
Summary: Sirius is determined; Remus is horrified.

Vous L’observez Soigneusement. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By le_calmar_geant.
Summary: You watch him carefully...

What Does a Dog Dream When He Dreams? Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By memorycharm.
Summary: Sirius is in bad shape. Remus cleans him up.

What You Don't See. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By sethkyne_blue.
Summary: Sirius is serving his detention like a good lad. Remus has other ideas.

With Purchase. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By anniesj.
Summary: "We'll pay for this."

Your Skin Like a Whole Almond. Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By musesfool.
Summary: I want to eat your skin like a whole almond. / I want to eat the sunbeam flaring in your lovely body

Sirius/Harry Fanfiction
This section contains fanfiction recommendations about Sirius and/or Padfoot and Harry.

Awakenings. Sirius/Harry, NC-17. By eumenides1.
Summary: Harry ask Sirius to be his first.

Beware of Brat. Padfoot/Harry, NC-17. By amanuensis1.
Summary: Yes, Harry, everybody does it. Now shut up.

Company. Padfoot/Harry, NC-17. By beizy.
Summary: There is play and petting and the lap of a bristly tongue, all quite dramatically contrary to the quiet games of chess and awkward suppers they usually entertain.

Covered. Sirius/Harry, NC-17. By diagonalist.
Summary: In which Sirius is possessive.

Necessity. Sirius/Harry/Sirius, NC-17. By switchknife.
Summary: Sirius, Harry, and the inappropriate use of a time-turner.

Padfoot's Lessons. Padfoot/Harry, NC-17. By switchknife.
Summary: Sometimes, an old dog can teach his master new tricks.

Raggle Taggle Gypsy. Sirius/Harry, NC-17. By amanuensis1.
Summary: "What care I for my house and land?/What care I for my money-o?"

Upon All Fours. Sirius/Harry, Padfoot/Harry, NC-17. By maeglinyedi.
Summary: One game. Two participants. Endless possibilities.

Remus/Harry Fanfiction
This section contains fanfiction recommendations about Remus and/or Moony and Harry.

Control Issues. Remus/Harry, NC-17. By anise_anise.
Summary: Mild domination and lots and lots of rimming. No plot whatsoever.

Ill Advice. Remus/Harry, NC-17. By maeglinyedi.
Summary: Remus is acting oddly, and may even be keeping secrets. Harry is determined to help him out any way he can.

Is, Ea, Id. Remus/Harry, NC-17. By srichard.
Summary: After catching Harry with Neville, Remus is persuaded to give him an unforgettable Latin lesson.

Loving the Wolf. Remus/Harry, Moony/Harry, NC-17. By srichard.
Summary: Harry is frustrated by the recent lack of passion in his relationship, and is determined to bring it back.

Lunch Break. Remus/Harry, NC-17. By florahart.
Summary: Remus looked up at the ceiling. He hated his job.

Mortal Peril. Remus Harry, G. By srichard.
Summary: The Weasleys decide to add a hand to their clock for Harry, not realizing what it will reveal.

Most Important Lessons, The. Remus/Harry, NC-17. By scribbulus_ink.
Summary: Remus is the hunter and Harry is his prey in a game of chase, but they both win in the end.

Supplication. Moony/Harry, NC-17. By saeva.
Summary: "He doesn't move as the sharp, canine fangs graze over his vulnerable neck."

Tease. Remus/Harry, Moony/Harry, NC-17. By memorycharm.
Summary: Harry teases and, um, gets it in the end.

Vicar In A Tutu. Remus/Harry, NC-17. By memorycharm.
Summary: Remus sat back in his chair, across the room and fixed his appraising eyes on Harry. "Turn around."

We Can. Remus/Harry, NC-17. By moshes.
Summary: Harry broke the line with strange kisses, little puffs of breath marking each one like a full stop at the end of an unspoken sentence.

Sirius/Remus/Harry Fanfiction
This section contains fanfiction recommendations about Sirius and/or Padfoot, Remus and/or Moony, and Harry.

Between Them. Sirius/Remus/Harry, NC-17. By cmere1.
Summary: "Harry loves the feeling of being between them..."

Education of Young Mr. Potter, The. Sirius/Remus/Harry, NC-17. By violet_quill.
Summary: The distance from the Willow to the Shrieking Shack was shorter than Harry remembered.

Friends. Remus/Harry, Remus/Sirius, NC-17. By srichard.
Summary: Sirius has to find out exactly why Remus and Harry are spending so much time together.

How To Teach An Old Dog New Tricks. Padfoot/Remus/Harry, NC-17. By maeglinyedi.
Summary: Harry misses his furry friend. Remus has a plan, but Sirius seems unusually hesitant.

Of Wolf and Man. Moony/Harry, Sirius/Remus/Harry, NC-17. By maeglinyedi.
Summary: Remus is stuck as a wolf, Harry is stuck with a very unusual and persistent lover, and Sirius is stuck somewhere in the middle.

Sated. Sirius/Remus/Harry, NC-17. By cmere1.
Summary: Harry and Sirius have a little surprise for Remus when he comes home from work one night.

Stories We Tell, The. Sirius/Remus/Harry, NC-17. By srichard.
Summary: Remus and Sirius are forced to teach Harry a lesson.

To See The Human Soul Take Wing. Remus(Moony)/Harry(Blue)/Sirius(Padfoot), NC-17. By maeglinyedi.
Summary: Harry's final year at Hogwarts is filled with secrets, old enemies and new threats. Unable to share his current life with his friends, Harry has to put his faith in the unlikeliest of allies to find a way to defeat Voldemort while his love for Sirius and Remus is repeatedly put to the test.

Two of Us, The. Remus/Harry, Sirius, NC-17. By srichard.
Summary: Remus finds that there's one black-haired man in his life that he can't shake off.

Sirius/Remus/James Fanfiction
This section contains fanfiction recommendations about Sirius and/or Padfoot, and Remus and/or Moony, and James.

Men and Boys. Sirius/Remus/James, NC-17. By darkwitch666.
Summary: There comes a night in each young man's life when he comes to understand just exactly what his friendships mean to him.

Quiet Night. Sirius/Remus James, R. By luckilyotto.
Summary: He knew they'd cast a silencing charm. It was obvious by the way he could watch the soft sway of the bed curtains, the gentle rock of the bed.

Unstable Triangle. Sirius/Remus/James, NC-17. By srichard.
Summary: Remus must find a way to love both of his friends. It doesn't precisely work out as any of them had planned.

We Boys Make Our Own Fun. Sirius/Remus/James, NC-17. By hesychasm.
Summary: It's the last night they'll be this close.

With Benefits. Sirius/Remus/James, NC-17. By switchknife.
Summary: Three Gryffindors in an empty dorm. Three best friends with benefits.

Sirius/Harry/James Fanfiction
This section contains fanfiction recommendations about Sirius and/or Padfoot, Harry, and James.

Ambushed. Sirius/Harry/James, NC-17. By switchknife.
Summary: Summer shenanigans at the Potter household.

In the Middle. Sirius/Harry/James, NC-17. By switchknife.
Summary: Sometimes, being in the middle isn't so bad.

Sirius/Remus/Other Fanfiction
This section contains fanfiction recommendations about Sirius and/or Padfoot, Remus and/or Moony, and other various characters.

Centre of Gravity. Sirius/Remus/James/Lily, NC-17. By vissy.
Summary: James wouldn't ever cheat on Lily... or would he?

Learning From Orpheus. Sirius/Remus/James/Harry, NC-17. By amanuensis1.
Summary: One Time-Turner and one desperate Harry. And three Marauders.

Untitled. Sirius/Remus/Lily, NC-17. By devkel.
Summary: Sirius is eager to please. He likes to ask them their fantasies, their deepest wants, and then fulfill them.

Remus/Other Fanfiction
This section contains fanfiction recommendations about Remus and/or Moony, and other various characters.

Arthritis. Remus/Cedric, NC-17. By florahart.
Summary: The hands spun him about, and he found himself held close by young Cedric Diggory, whose hands had continued on his back, and were now massaging the outsides of his ribcage, under his arms, working down past his waist, kneading and pressing at his backside.

At the Bent Knob. Remus/OMC, NC-17. By idiotic_savant.
Summary: Anonymous sex in a public place.

Boy Who Cried Wolf, The. Remus, G. By scribbulus_ink.
Summary: Madam Pomfrey discovers that young Remus has developed a crush on her.

Cheaper by the (Half) Dozen. Remus/Severus, Remus/1974 Gryffindor Quidditch Team, NC-17. By dkwilliams.
Summary: Remus Lupin decides that their sex life is boring, and comes up with a way to "spice" it up.

Click. Remus/Arthur, NC-17. By misted_oracle.
Summary: Remus enjoys being in front of the camera.

Double your Pleasure. Remus/Severus/James, NC-17. By misted_oracle.
Summary: A romp in the Quidditch shed turns wild.

Downbound Train. Remus/dementor, NC-17. By ellensmithee.
Summary: Wanking, a blow job, and food sex. Not in that order.

Four Against the North. Remus, Sirius, James, Peter, G. By monophobia.
Summary: 'After graduation we should all move north,' Sirius said one day over breakfast in the fall of their seventh year.

Fur Trade. Moony/Severus, NC-17. By scribbulus_ink.
Summary: Severus ran his hand along Remus' side, stroking the coarse fur slowly as he lay spooned up against Remus' warm, furry body.

Little Red. Remus/Ginny, NC-17. By ballyharnon.
Summary: "Now, Ginny, pet, I want you to take these buns and things straight to Mrs. Figg, and then come straight home again."

Paper Pushing. Remus/Kingsley, NC-17. By scribbulus_ink.
Summary: The door of Kingsley's office swung open, and he glanced up, his puzzled frown at the intrusion swiftly turning into a delighted smile when he saw who was standing there.

Prey. Remus/Harry/Snape, NC-17. By srichard.
Summary: As the moon waxes, Remus develops certain needs.

Rhapsody in Blue. Remus/Tonks, R. By copperbadge.
Summary: Remus has decided it's time to cure Tonks of her awkwardness, the only way he knows how.

Running Around in the Dark. Moony/Lucius, NC-17. By leni_jess.
Summary: The Death Eaters capture Remus Lupin, but he escapes in werewolf form. Lucius Malfoy is told off to recapture him. The issue of who is chasing whom remains pretty moot thereafter.

Sirius/Other Fanfiction
This section contains fanfiction recommendations about Sirius and/or Padfoot, and other various characters.

Birds of a Feather. Padfoot/Buckbeak, NC-17. By wymsie.
Summary: Sirius is a virgin, Snape's a git and Buckbeak is going along for the ride.

Mounted. Sirius/Draco, NC-17. By ruhgozler and swtalmnd.
Summary: AU. Voldemort never existed, and the Blacks and their two adult sons, Sirius and Regulus, are visiting the Malfoy estate during the summer that Draco turns 17.

Night Inexorable. Sirius/Regulus, NC-17. By gmth.
Summary: The first kiss took them both by surprise.

Owned. Sirius/Draco, NC-17. By ruhgozler and swtalmnd.
Summary: Sequel to Mounted. Sirius and Draco take their relationship a step further. AU. Voldemort never existed, and the Blacks and their two adult sons, Sirius and Regulus, are visiting the Malfoy estate during the summer that Draco turns 17.

This Young Man's Motorcycle. Sirius, Sohma Shigure, G. By ladyjaida.
Summary: Shigure had always been a precocious child.

Various Other Fanfiction
This section contains fanfiction recommendations about other various characters.

From This Day Forward. James/Lily, G. By rynne.
Summary: James is getting married.

Lily and the Marauders. Lily/James, Lily/Remus, Lily/Sirius, Lily/Peter, NC-17. By jlh.
Summary: Lily Evans likes lots of things. She likes her body, and she likes books, but she doesn't much care for James Potter or his friends. James and his friends - well, that's another matter altogether.

Shoebox Project. Marauders, PG. By dorkorific and ladyjaida.
Summary: The mixed up files of Messer. Remus J. Lupin.

Unladylike. McGonagall/Hooch, NC-17. By atdelphi.
Summary: Gryffindor Keeper gets to know Slytherin Chaser.