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Mumbling, avoiding eye contact, talking to their shoes - [their] biggest challenge can often be talking to another human being.Ridiculous. It's ages since I've had to figure out a complicated equation.
They can decipher the most complicated equation but trying to work out the social etiquette required to converse with someone else leaves them baffled - and making small talk can be plain scary. ...
As the freshwater poured in through the original 14-inch-wide hole, it quickly dissolved the salt away, making the hole grow bigger by the second. The water pouring into the mine also dissolved the huge salt pillars which supported the ceilings, and the shafts began to collapse. ...Whoops. Fortunately - unlike in the beer and molasses floods - nobody was killed, so I'm sure everyone involved can look back on it today and laugh.
Meanwhile, up on the surface, the tremendous sucking power of the whirlpool was causing violent destruction. It swallowed another nearby drilling platform whole, as well as a barge loading dock, 70 acres of soil from Jefferson Island, trucks, trees, structures, and a parking lot. ...
Within two days, what had previously been an eleven-foot-deep freshwater body was replaced with a 1,300-foot-deep saltwater lake.
UNMOVIC and the IAEA shall have the free and unrestricted use and landing of fixed- and rotary-winged aircraft, including manned and unmanned reconnaissance vehicles......while the covering letter from Hans Blix and Mohamed ElBaradei says "On the question of aerial imagery, UNMOVIC may wish to resume the use of U-2 or Mirage overflights". Hmmm... U2 overflights the maverick cowboy warmonger was almost too keen to help with. Is there no tactic to which Bush will not stoop?
Jyllands-Posten commissioned and published the cartoons in response to the inability of Danish writer Kåre Bluitgen to find artists to illustrate his children's book about Muhammad, for fear of violent attacks by extremist Muslims.Point made.
there had been calls for boycotting Danish products in Friday prayers and on Saudi television and in newspapers.What do the Danes sell to Saudi Arabia in boycottable quantities anyway... bacon???
I remember sneaking around the Vatican, on one occasion taking a flight of stairs down to the basement level in search of the secret room and the catacombs. ... "One night alone in this place and I know I could break the biggest story in my lifetime," I thought to myself... That particular day after trying to uncover the exact location of the Illuminati's secret induction ceremonies, I stopped for cheese and a glass of white wine...There's nothing more refreshing than cheese and wine after a hard day of trying to locate the Illuminati's secret room.
Star Trek actor William Shatner has sold his kidney stone for $25,000 (£14,000) to an online casino, to raise money for a housing charity.£14,000 for a piece of bodily waste. That's the mark of a true legend.
the auction price includes the surgical stint and string used to permit passage of the stone.<Expression of blank incomprehending horror>
"We were out defending the whales. We have been out there for about an hour. I was driving our boat and we were in a good position and the whaler fired its harpoon” ... As the harpoon line tightened, the boat's driver, Canadian activist Texas Joe Constantine was thrown overboard. ..."We were in a good position": directly between the harpoon gun and its target is a good position? No - it's a stupid position. Just consider that statement applied to other situations:
Neither [the Australian nor New Zealand] government has legal grounds to stop the whaling ...Some people, when threatening to ram whalers, ought to remember that those ships are armed. Otherwise this could all get extremely ugly.
New Zealand's commissioner to the International Whaling Commission, former prime minister Geoffrey Palmer, said the annual slaughter of whales, although reprehensible, was not illegal. "We have been looking at the legal theories that are available against the Japanese for some months ... and there is no legal theory that is available that can prevent, in our view, the Japanese from doing what they are doing," Sir Geoffrey said.
this year Hollywood is gearing up for what promises to be a momentous date. That's because on February 2nd, the highly coveted Golden Groundhog will be awarded to the Best Underground Movie of 2005. The Golden Groundhog Awards were established to recognize genuinely outstanding films that lacked the distribution and marketing support needed to become the blockbuster hits they deserved to be. It was announced today that the awards ceremony will be hosted by William Shatner, an actor who has enjoyed tremendous success on the silver screen, but who also knows from firsthand experience that great films can fall through the cracks.I swear I'm not making this up.
Taiwan, home to the world's first transgenic glowing fish, has successfully bred fluorescent green pigs that researchers hope will boost the island's stem cell research ... "There are partially fluorescent green pigs elsewhere, but ours are the only ones in the world that are green from inside out. Even their hearts and internal organs are green," [Professor] Wu said.I wonder if they can work out a way to make them flash on and off? That would be cool. Creepy and wrong, but cool.
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"We don't want overflowing bins because it messes up the emptying schedules. We have to do extra runs to take the waste away, and it's costing us time and resources. It's not the biggest issue but it's one of those niggly little things that causes operational difficulties."Now, if I were in charge and some bins were overflowing I'd install larger bins. It must take years spent at Council Training School to learn that the correct response is the installation of CCTV to identify offenders - assuming such offenders even exist, and the bins in question don't happen to be on a popular route for walking lots of especially well-fed dogs.
"I know it sounds kind of weird," Officer Patrick Daugherty said, unsuccessfully searching for some other explanation.Via the invaluable Fortean Times Breaking News.
The RailDriver desktop cab controller replaces the keyboard for Train Simulator and gives players the tactile feedback that prototype engineers so heavily depend on when operating real locomotives. Let's take a look at the RailDriver and see how it might affect your Train Simulator experience.The "Train Simulator experience"? That's just the beginning. A truly devoted player can get an entire cab.
