Watch the new installment of Orbit's Dirty Shorts (above) featuring the HIGHlarious Jason Bateman as a stripper with an eventual heart of gold.

HIGHlarious!!!

Great news!

Leonardo DiCaprio was granted a restraining order against Aretha Wilson who was accused of attacking the actor in the face with a beer bottle back in 2005.

He was at a private Hollywood party when the 40-year-old woman hit the side of his head with a broken beer bottle, sending him to the hospital to get stitches on his face and neck.

She fled to Canada, but she was extradited to LA recently to face a charge of assault with a deadly weapon. She has been ordered not to be in contact with or come within 500 yards of Leo.

Wilson's bail has also been raised from $60,000 to $150,000 because there is concern of her "willingness and ability to come back to court."

Yikes!

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Don’t Worry, George Lucas will still have plenty of billions leftover.

The creator of the multi-billion dollar Star Wars franchise has agreed to take part in The Giving Pledge, which consists of a group of billionaires who agree to give away half of their wealth to charity.

The pledge was started by Warren Buffett and Bill Gates, who could easily part with half of their respective fortunes. For those members who feel they need to shed even more billions, there is no cap on how much money one can donate to the pledge (Buffett has pledged 99% off his wealth).

We’re very impressed.

All of a sudden, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace seems slightly more watchable, and we might be less inclined to roll our eyes the next time we watch one of those Windows 7 “I’m a PC” commercials.

Would U donate half your money if U were a multi-billionaire?

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As part of the Best Buy and Grammy Foundation donation to the music program at Seminole High School in Florida, Justin Bieber showed his appreciation for members of band camp.

And he performed as well!

Hope that lucky lady doesn't pass out from Bieber Fever!

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Jennifer Aniston can die a complete woman now, even if she never has kids or gets married again or stars in a movie Roger Ebert gives more than one unenthusiastic thumbs up.

Barbra Streisand has given her praise!

Following the release of Jennifer's Funny Girl inspired photo shoot for Harper's Bazaar, the greatest of greats posted this message on her website:

"I was very flattered that Jennifer Aniston chose to interpret my style with the photos in Harper's Bazaar. She's a delightful person, and I think she did a wonderful job. If only she had a bump on her nose."

Ha! See Jen? You shouldn't have gotten rid of it!

We think he'd be a great choice!

Stellan Skarsgard is in talks to join the US remake of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

He's slated to play Martin Vanger, one of the suspects involved in the 40-year-old disappearance of a teenage girl.

Skarsgard says:

"I have met (helmer David) Fincher, I want to work with him, he wants to work me. I have had a concrete offer and now we are in negotiations. The contract is for the period September to March, but I don't know yet when I am supposed to start my part of the film.

"Most of it is to be shot in Stockholm, but some studio work will be done in the U.S. I think there might be some location work there as well, when it becomes too dark to shoot here."

Do U want to see Stellan in the remake?

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Aren't you in luck then! We just happen to have the description of the season finale of True Blood right here!

One word: SPOILERS!!!!

DON'T KEEP READING UNLESS YOU WANT TO KNOW!!!!

So here's what's happening:

“Eric (Alexander Skarsgård) grapples with his conscience while plotting his perfect revenge against Russell (Denis O’Hare).

Fed up with being “vampire crack,” Sookie (Anna Paquin) considers a new life without Bill (Stephen Moyer)—or any other vampire.

Tara (Rutina Wesley) discovers some surprising news about Sam (Sam Trammell), whose rage resurfaces upon learning of Tommy’s (Marshall Allan) latest transgression.

Jason (Ryan Kwanten) finds a new calling after warning Crystal’s (Lindsay Pulsipher) family about an impending drug raid.

Plagued by visions, Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis) turns to Jesus (Kevin Alejandro) for help, and learns his boyfriend has more to offer than companionship.

Hoyt (Jim Parrack) hopes for a future with Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll), spurning Maxine’s (Dale Raoul) pleas to wed Summer (Melissa Rauch).”

Thoughts?

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