Looking for something funny to brighten your day? Seeking a break from our nutty world? Then look no further than some hilarious squirrel jokes to lift your spirits.
Squirrels are one of nature's most adorable creatures. They're graceful. They're cute. And they make for some pretty funny jokes.
For a good chuckle, here are some of the best squirrel jokes around.
- 1
Why don’t squirrels have any friends?
Because they drive everyone nuts.
- 2
What did the squirrel say when his tail got caught in the door?
“It won’t be long now!”
- 3
What’s a squirrel’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
- 4
What’s a squirrel’s favorite ballet?
The Nutcracker.
- 5
Have you heard about the new squirrel diet?
It’s just nuts.
- 6
What did the father squirrel tell his family?
Acorn-y joke.
- 7
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the library?
It wanted to check out some tree-mendous books!
- 8
What did the squirrel say when it lost its food?
“Aw, nuts!”
- 9
What do you call a squirrel who is in charge of a bank?
A branch manager.
- 10
What kind of stories do squirrels like?
Longtails.
- 11
Why did the bank manager ask the police to help him catch a squirrel?
Because the squirrel was suspected of foraging checks.
- 12
What do you call a squirrel that can withstand interrogation?
A tough nut to crack.
- 13
What did the squirrel say when he had to decide whether to stay or jump?
"I’m really on the fence about this one"
- 14
Why did the squirrel pay a dentist one dollar?
To get buckteeth.
- 15
What is a doctor for overweight squirrels called?
A nut-tritionist.
- 16
What did the tree say to the squirrel?
“Just leaf me alone!”
- 17
Which squirrels make the best superheroes?
Flying squirrels.
- 18
What do you call a squirrel that goes to space?
An astro-nut.
- 19
What did the squirrel say to the psychologist?
I think I’m nuts.
- 20
What do you call a squirrel in a church?
A chip monk.
- 21
How are squirrels so good at saving money?
They squirrel it away.
- 22
How did the squirrel impress his date?
By going out on a limb.
- 23
Why are squirrels the best at explaining things?
They give it to you in a nutshell.
- 24
In which class do squirrels learn about their bodies?
A-nut-omy.
