Disney's Moana 2 hit theaters like a tidal wave on November 27, 2024, and it's honestly just as hilarious as the original film. As the sequel to one of the biggest animated movies of all time, and a modern Disney classic, expectations were certainly high for Moana and Maui's return to the big screen. The movie's gorgeous animation, captivating narrative, and incredible performances are complimented by nonstop jokes, hilarious gags, and quick-witted zingers that keep audiences laughing throughout the entire runtime.
Come aboard and crack up alongside leads Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Auliʻi Cravalho as they embark on Moana's biggest adventure yet. Which of these Moana 2 jokes also had your eyes watering from all that chuckling?
- 1
Moana Is A Disney Princess
“Go get 'em, princess.” - Maui
“Still not a princess.” - Moana
“Well, a lot of people think you are.” - Maui
- 2
Maui Is Skeptical Of Moana's New Crew
“We really got to talk about your recruiting process.” - Maui
- 3
Maui Likes To Play With Himself
“Maui never mentioned me? Probably too busy playing with his tattoo.” -Matangi
Get your head out of the gutter, this is a kids movie!
- 4
What Can He Say Except...
At the end of the movie, Maui finally arrives on Motunui with an epic hero landing that completely covers everyone and everything in the vicinity in beach sand.
“Boom, nailed it!” - Maui
“Ugh, this is a mess.” - Islander
“You're welcome.” - Maui
- 5
Loto Comes Prepared
A good wayfinder knows that the ocean can be unforgiving, so it's always smart to have spare equipment. And Loto is one of the best wayfinders around.
(Falls into the ocean)
“And this is why you always have a backup."(Falls into the ocean)
“And a third.”(Falls into the ocean)
"Well, a fourth would be lunacy." - Loto
- 6
Moana Gets Handsy With Maui
Everyone, including Moana, knows that Maui's tattoos are undeniably cooler than the demigod himself. That's probably why she tries to high five one of them, only to end up with her hands on The Rock's, sorry, Maui's chest.
“Oh, sorry. That was weird. Was that weird?” - MoanaYes. That was weird.
- 7
Maui Can't Help But Humble Brag
“Because of you, I'm a better me, and I didn't think that was a possibility.” - Maui
Never change, Maui. Never change. - 8
Maui Is The Eldest Boy!
“I'm an elder!” - Kele
“And I'm 3,000 years old. That makes me elder-er.” - Maui
- 9
Every Demigod Needs A Catch Phrase
“Might want to check the sundial.” - Maui
“Why what time is it?” - Loto
“It's Maui time.” - Maui
- 10
Maui Meets Pua The Pig
“Well, hello bacon.” - Maui
What is it with Maui always trying to eat Moana's pets? Pua is not a boat snack!
- 11
Maui's Charm Is Irresistible
At first, Kele is pretty much constantly annoyed by Maui. But, like the rest of us, he ultimately can't help but laugh at the demigod's antics.
“He's growing on me… like a wart.” - Kele
- 12
Maui Being Supportive
When Moana is feeling down and insecure, her good pal Maui is there to help lift her spirits. Is it his fault if he can't help himself from adding a bit of snark?
“It's a bad time to say I told you so, so I'm not going to do that… I believe in you, no one else does, but I do.” - Maui
- 13
Kele Is Never Amused
Kele may have agreed to join Moana on her journey, but he definitely didn't agree to leave his cranky temper behind.
“You're going to love it.” - Moni
“I don't love anything.” - Kele
- 14
Humans Are Fragile
"I don't want to get attached if you guys ~death sounds~, which you guys won't but…
Until then, stay alive." - Maui
Let's just say Maui isn't necessarily super confident that Moana's new crew is going to last very long… - 15
Maui Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
“Sure, he's a little scruffy, but better than nothing.” - Loto
“I think you look great.” - Moni
- 16
Everyone's Disappointed By Maui
It's not just Loto who is unimpressed with Maui, shapeshifter, demigod of the wind and sea, hero of men (and women).
“I thought you'd be bigger.” - Islander #1
“Yeah, a lot bigger.” - Islander #2
