He's Ready For The Christmas Season
Happy holidays and happy birthday old friend @jesus
— Satan (@s8n) December 25, 2017Loading tweet...The Devil Had Toxic Friends, Too
Me and God use to be best friends until he banished me to hell smh.
— Satan (@s8n) December 23, 2017
It be ya own best friends.Loading tweet...He Won't Be Sugarcoating Anything
Jesus may love you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
— Satan (@s8n) December 20, 2017Loading tweet...Satan Doesn't Really Understand The Hype
You gotta love Jesus.
— Satan (@s8n) December 16, 2017
He's born, you get presents. He dies, you get chocolate.Loading tweet...Not Even Satan Can Stomach Charles Manson
Fuck Charles Manson I don't want him either
— Satan (@s8n) November 20, 2017Loading tweet...Some People Don't Need The Devil To Be A Jerk
The devil didn't make you do it, you're just an asshole
— Satan (@s8n) November 17, 2017Loading tweet...If You Annoy Even The Devil, Something's Wrong
I'd tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don't wanna see you everyday.
— Satan (@s8n) November 13, 2017Loading tweet...He Wants You To Think That Hell's A Party
Why is 'boring as hell' an expression? Hell is always lit 24/7
— Satan (@s8n) September 20, 2017Loading tweet...Don't Sweat The Small Stuff
if you've had a bad day dont worry at least you're one day closer to death
— Satan (@s8n) October 21, 2017Loading tweet...He's Socially Conscious
"Satan is the bad guy"
— Satan (@s8n) October 16, 2017
First of all, I was the first to demand equal rightsLoading tweet...Satan Wants To Keep You Company
If you ever feel alone, watch a horror movie late at night with the lights off. You won't feel so alone anymore.
— Satan (@s8n) October 6, 2017Loading tweet...He's An Equal Opportunity Hater
Don't be racist, hate everyone equally.
— Satan (@s8n) September 10, 2017Loading tweet...Satan Is More Than Willing To Admit That He's The Father
666
— Satan (@s8n) August 21, 2017
6+6+6 = 18
Donald Trump was 18 once
Proof he is my sonLoading tweet...Nobody Wants Boring Sacrifices All The Time
Someone sacrifice a pizza or something I'm getting bored of goats
— Satan (@s8n) August 15, 2017Loading tweet...He Gives Great Words To Live By
If no one hates you, you're doing it wrong
— Satan (@s8n) July 20, 2017Loading tweet...What Is Love?
I believe in hate at first sight.
— Satan (@s8n) June 10, 2017Loading tweet...You Want A Partner That Reminds You Of Him
If she reminds you of me, she's a keeper
— Satan (@s8n) March 6, 2017Loading tweet...You Can Always Make Someone's Day Worse If You Try
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes
— Satan (@s8n) February 22, 2017Loading tweet...