The Best Lines, Comebacks, And Drags From 'The Traitors' Season 3
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The Best Lines, Comebacks, And Drags From 'The Traitors' Season 3

Jessica Wright
Updated January 29, 2025 13 items
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Vote up the best Traitors quotes from Season 3.

The murder mystery competition show that intermixes icons from various corners of reality TV, The Traitors, has blessed us with a third season. And once again this D-list melting pot pays off in spades. Only a few episodes in we have Survivor legends and Big Brother legends questioning each others' intelligence, reality villain Tom Sandoval getting dragged from here to SUR for his cheating scandal, and Bob the Drag Queen's verbal takedown of Zac Efron's brother.

We'll be here all season, collecting the best Traitors quotes, from the oblivious remarks to Alan's gleeful one liners, to savage boardroom zingers. One thing is for sure - this season's contestants came for blood. 

Latest additions: Bob The Drag Queen's Confession, Bob The Drag Queen's Remark On Zac Efron, Boston Rob's Two Words To Bob The Drag Queen
Help shape these rankings by voting on this list of The Best Lines, Comebacks, And Drags From 'The Traitors' Season 3
  • Alan Dragging Tom
    1

    Alan Dragging Tom

    15 votes

    Alan: How would you feel if I were to tap you on the shoulder. Would you feel I betrayed you, Tom?

    Tom: Yes.

    Alan: Doesn’t feel so nice does it?

  • “The Traitors have to be able to lie, and cheat, and deceive easily, and since I know you possess all of those skills, I voted for you.”

  • Gabby On Her 'Bachelor' Experience
    3

    Gabby On Her 'Bachelor' Experience

    10 votes

    Gabby: I was on The Bachelor/Bachelorette.

    Jeremy: So how did it end?

    Gabby: How did it end? I'm a lesbian now.

  • “I don’t even think you’re a Traitor, but you are misguided. That should be your drag name; welcome to the stage, Miss Guided.”

  • “Poor, brave, fabulous, Ayan. Now a Real Housewife of Dubai-bye.”

  • Bob The Drag Queen's Boardroom Rebuttal To Dylan's Accusation
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    Bob The Drag Queen's Boardroom Rebuttal To Dylan's Accusation

    11 votes

    “You just came in here with a thousand piece puzzle, dumped it on the table, and told us to put it together. Then you get to come in at the end, cover it in glue, put it up on your wall and say you did it.”

  • [During a mission in which contestants had to describe various doors] “Waiting my turn it’s akin to being in a kindergarten classroom. And it’s the week that we’re learning all the different shapes. And we’ve also, like, freshly learned our colors. We’re still maybe not 100% sure.”

  • Bob The Drag Queen's Remark On Zac Efron
    8

    Bob The Drag Queen's Remark On Zac Efron

    4 votes

    Dylan Efron: Bob is an amazing actor; I grew up with an actor.

    Bob The Drag Queen: Not a good one.

  • Dolores On The Victim Profile
    9

    Dolores On The Victim Profile

    6 votes

    “It's Housewives Hunters. It's no more Traitors.”

  • Dylan's Comeback To Bob The Drag Queen
    10

    Dylan's Comeback To Bob The Drag Queen

    10 votes

    “I may be Miss Guided, but we're all looking in the wrong direction.”

  • Gabby's 'About Me' Intro Chat
    11

    Gabby's 'About Me' Intro Chat

    9 votes

    “I love goat cheese. And I love talking sh*t.”

  • Boston Rob's Two Words To Bob The Drag Queen
    12

    Boston Rob's Two Words To Bob The Drag Queen

    2 votes

    Bob The Drag Queen: I am just gonna say nine words: I swear to God that I am a Faithful.

    Boston Rob: Let me say two words: You're not.

  • Bob The Drag Queen's Confession
    13

    Bob The Drag Queen's Confession

    2 votes

    I said I swear to God [I’m a Faithful]. God! And that was a lie, ‘cause I don’t believe in God, I’m a Traitor.