"I'm trying to catch another flight right now."
Here are the leftovers...
This paralegal-chute really comes in handy.
I had to step outside to take this call.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late to the meeting.
Things at the office are a little crazy right now.
I figured out a way to shorten my commute.
Here are this week's nominees...
"I won’t have what he's having."
Submitted by Ed Gross
Westwood, N.J.
"My wife just calls me on my cell phone."
Submitted by Karen Rosner
White Plains, N.Y.
"That's one heck of a wet willy."
Submitted by Karen Fiorino
Makanda, Ill.
I entered...
"He's a coach for the WNBA."
