This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Once you’ve selected your fish, be sure to visit Vince on the lobster drums."









Here's some leftovers...



This was much more whimsical earlier in the week, when they were all still alive.

You think it’s bad for the fish, wait ‘til you hear the piano.

Hey everybody, how many rotting fish does it take to keep people from leaning on my piano?

Can you believe the stuff people throw out these days?



Here's this weeks nominees...




"And for you goats—thou shalt not marry a dragon or an ox."
Submitted by Jay Shuck
Minneapolis, Minn.

"And Commandments Eleven to Twenty are the same as One to Ten, just with tofu instead of meat."
Submitted by Douglas Cosby
Austin, Texas

"Read quickly. These are really heavy."
Submitted by Brad Wilson
Mill Creek, Wash.


I entered...

"Thou shall order take out."

This Weeks New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"We have to make this work, you’re the last fish in the sea."







Here's the leftovers...


Your place or mine?

You better evolve faster if you’re gonna get away from me.






Here are this weeks nominees...






"Well, at least he made curfew."
Submitted by Andrea Fidurko
Needham, Mass.

"I thought our sex life was a train wreck."
Submitted by Stevan Savich
Crown Point, Ind.

"We should tell the G.P.S. people that they changed the off-ramp."
Submitted by Georgia Gebhardt
Wilmette, Ill.


I entered...

"I told you you were yelling,"don't stop" too loud."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"The good news is I see about three less than I did last week."


Here are about nine that I didn’t use.

The M.C. Escher rug really ties the room together.

I “Catch and Release”, but they just won’t let go.

Thanks for meeting me down here doc.

Hey, this did start right around the time I got that job working on the fishing boat! I wonder they’re related?

My wife says I have to stop bringing my work home with me.

I think I'm ready to start seeing you only once a week, after all they’re only about thirty of them now.

It’s still better than when I worked at the slaughter house.

Thanks for having me on “Inside the Underwater Actor’s Studio”

At least I can’t smell them anymore.