Signs of the Apocalypse: Kristen Stewart to Star in a Rom-Com Version of "1984"

I don't want to life on this planet anymore.

Hello Kitty Monstrosity of the Day: Hello Fruit-Flavored Beer

NOOOOOO!  

If you're morbidly curious, here's a review by some poor sap who actually tried this.

Nerd News: Oh God, No!

Isn't higher ed in enough trouble already?  

President Barack Obama unveiled a sweeping new plan for rating colleges based in part on affordability, with the goal of eventually linking those ratings to federal financial aid awards.

Everything he touches turns to rubbish.  What makes you think this will be any different?  I will bet you anything that this is just going to make things worse.

You Have Got to Be Freaking Kidding Me

NOOOOOOOO!