Short version for the impatient:
- Deadpool: Irreverent, gleefully meta-misbehaving R-rated romp. B+
- Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: As sleep-inducing as rhino tranquilizers and as vacuously pretentious as college freshmen. D
- Captain America: Civil War: Imperfect but entertaining anyway! A- (Was there a teensy bit of grade inflation due to comparing this face-off with DC's? You betcha.)
For those of you who want more details, read on!