Get ready for alcohol poisoning, citizen! Here are Greg Gutfeld's SOTU drinking game rules, and they are brutal:
Every time he says ‘folks,’ drink.
Every time he says ‘fair share,’ drink.
Every time he says ‘extraordinary,’ drink.
Every time he brags about working tirelessly, drink.
When he frets about lack of compromise, drink.
If he says, ‘Bring me a bill, and I’ll sign it,’ drink.
When he brings up the middle class, the people he’s ruining, drink.
Every time he says, ‘It’s the right thing to do,’ drink.
Every time he cites someone that his policies have helped, drink.
If she’s in the audience, drink some more.
Every time he says, ‘I never said it would be easy,’ drink.
If he says that after mentioning ObamaCare, drink again.
If he says ObamaCare’s rough start was worth it, drink.
And every time he reminds us that running a country is really hard, say, ‘Yeah, we can tell,’ and drink …
Finally, each time you feel like you’re being screwed, drink.
Then again, being buzzed or even all-out sloshed might be the only way to endure the meaningless yakfest to come. I'm not even going to bother, frankly. Did you know that Skyfall is now streaming via Netflix?
I'm not even going to bother with Obama's speech tonight. Yadda yadda yadda. I'll give you this observation, though:
Let’s face it: If the president had a plan to create jobs, he wouldn’t have kept it under wraps until now. Why take flak from Republicans and heat from the public if you have what it takes to turn the economy and labor market around?
Barack Obama doesn’t have a plan to create jobs. Nor is that his job. The government’s role is to provide an environment in which the private sector will create them. That should be his goal.
Well, DUH. But he won't grasp this because it doesn't hit into his ideology. We don't need him to do anything -- just get out of the way, really.
