Go With The Flow!

In an effort to save money for construction of his new state-of-the-art Chicken Wing, Doctor Shoal recently introduced Paper Napkin Bras

to the staff and patients at Hollydale General Hospital Clinic and Beaver Taming Salon.

So, I've been busy thinking up ways I could trim not just beavers, but a few costs 'round here as well. A quick peek inside the storage cupboard gave me this great idea:

Maxi Pad Slippers!

* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles

*Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Three convenient sizes:

1. Light

2. Regular

3. Heavy

They're a cinch to make too!

For the foot part, I just laid out two maxi pads, then wrapped two more pads around the toe area to form the top, then I glued the sides to the bottom of the foot part! (Decorations are optional, of course.)

Just wait 'til you see the earrings and

other cool stuff I'm making!

(Semi) Wordless Bra Tuesday

Looky what Doctah Shoal made just for me!!!

It's a MIRACLE BRA

made outta 22,000 geniuwine diamonds!

And it took the talented Doctah ONLY 2 days to make!

...and 75 tacos, 15 bowls of chili, a bushel of brussel sprouts, 8 bowls of oatmeal, 3 gallons of prune juice and lots 'n lots of beans!

Thanks Doctah! Your poop really DOESN'T stink!

Smoooooootch!

Wordless Bra Tuesday

Awwww....feelin' kinda low down and droopy?You need

Doctor Shoal's AtTITude Adjustment Bra!

Only $12.34 per bra

1-800-LIFTMEUP

Order today and we'll throw in a complimentary pair of

Doctor Shoal's patented heavy-duty YANK-EM-UP Straps

(for those really bad days)...for free!

Wordless Bra Tuesday

Doctor Shoal...please help me.

Please Smoosh Your Boobies

Squished boobies are no fun! But then neither is Breast Cancer.

Annual mammograms, combined with breast self-examination, and regular breast examination by an experienced health care professional, (such as Doctor Shoal,) increases the chance of detecting cancer early...which decreases your risk of dying from the disease by 25 - 30% or more.

Now, on the other hand....

Smooshed Boobies are VERY FUN!

...and are a creative way to help promote Breast Cancer Awareness

Please visit Smoosh Your Boobies! for more information...

(oh yes, those are mine)

THANK YOU DOCTAH SHOAL

FOR SUPPORTING SMOOSHED BOOBIES...

AND INVENTING THE ELECTRO GAMMIO TEST BRA!