The 2006 Catolympics

Saturday, June 17, 2006

'Tis the time for Yowling!

OK! Let's polish up those ear drums and see our fine athletes in action.

Basil goes first with a ear splitting yodel! That is an excellent performance Basil! We hear that he believes that a healthy body is essential for a healthy voice! His daily exercise schedule is very rigorous and includes lots of chasing and stretching. Well done, Basil! It can safely be said that our ear drums will long remember your fine performance!

Now we have Angelo on the mat. O Angelo, you are sooo very, very fine! It is not surprising that you rule the universe! But unlike the super-evil (yet strangely sympathetic) Lord Vader, your voice is melodius and clear. Give us a moment, while our ears stop ringing from that A-class howling and we will expolode in applause!

It's Petey facing the audience! Those are some pipes, Petey! That is natural talent my friends, natural talent of the rarest kind! It is once in a century that a cat is born who can shatter glass with a single yowl! Unleash the power, Petey! Let the world hear it and tremble!

Now, if you will excuse us, we need to take a break and clean up all the shattered glass and flying object before we proceed.

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