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AIN'T NO FRIEND O' MIME
this week we'll look at mimes. everybody knows a mime is nothing but an inside out clown, and clowns are very, very evil. therefore, all mimes are evil.
this is a typical modern mime. this one is not particularly scary looking, but I still want to kick him right in the balls.
now, let's look at mimes throughout time....
this mime was the leader of a bunch of other mimes who called him "Mime Fuhrer". on this guy's recommendation, they invaded France and stuff....
this is a gang of French mimes who were spectators at the blitzkrieg. the German mimes were more evil, so they were afraid of them.
this is a war memorial in honor of the wussies in the above photograph. they modeled this bust after a picture of a mime who was making fun of an S.S. officer - - whom the mime mistakenly thought wasn't looking.
this photo is of a late 1950's mime who also happened to be a homo. he later moved to San Francisco, a city filled with evil mimes and homos.
the late 1970's and early 1980's brought the inception of cable television throughout the world. this is a young tribesman from Zimbabwe who wanted to be like the mimes he saw on TV. shortly after this picture was taken, he was killed and eaten by his neighbors.
check out this evil bastard delivering an Atomic Wedgie to an unsuspecting bystander at a mime rally in Sao Paulo, Brazil....
....and this is where he'll end up after the trial.... in mime jail. there's a reason these guys usually wear striped shirts....
still not convinced they're evil? this is the last thing Natalee Holloway saw before she was abducted and sold into White Slavery by Gary Coleman, Mickey Dolenz and David Hasselhoffenheimerschmidt.
so, there you have it, a look at this world of mime. mime, all mime. mime and mime again. as far as I'm concerned, this is what we should do to all of those evil sons-of-bitches....
see you next week....
last week's BIG BLOG
AIN'T NO FRIEND O' MIME
this week we'll look at mimes. everybody knows a mime is nothing but an inside out clown, and clowns are very, very evil. therefore, all mimes are evil.
this is a typical modern mime. this one is not particularly scary looking, but I still want to kick him right in the balls.
now, let's look at mimes throughout time....
this mime was the leader of a bunch of other mimes who called him "Mime Fuhrer". on this guy's recommendation, they invaded France and stuff....
this is a gang of French mimes who were spectators at the blitzkrieg. the German mimes were more evil, so they were afraid of them.
this is a war memorial in honor of the wussies in the above photograph. they modeled this bust after a picture of a mime who was making fun of an S.S. officer - - whom the mime mistakenly thought wasn't looking.
this photo is of a late 1950's mime who also happened to be a homo. he later moved to San Francisco, a city filled with evil mimes and homos.
the late 1970's and early 1980's brought the inception of cable television throughout the world. this is a young tribesman from Zimbabwe who wanted to be like the mimes he saw on TV. shortly after this picture was taken, he was killed and eaten by his neighbors.
check out this evil bastard delivering an Atomic Wedgie to an unsuspecting bystander at a mime rally in Sao Paulo, Brazil....
....and this is where he'll end up after the trial.... in mime jail. there's a reason these guys usually wear striped shirts....
still not convinced they're evil? this is the last thing Natalee Holloway saw before she was abducted and sold into White Slavery by Gary Coleman, Mickey Dolenz and David Hasselhoffenheimerschmidt.
so, there you have it, a look at this world of mime. mime, all mime. mime and mime again. as far as I'm concerned, this is what we should do to all of those evil sons-of-bitches....
see you next week....
last week's BIG BLOG
AIN'T NO FRIEND O' MIME
this week we'll look at mimes. everybody knows a mime is nothing but an inside out clown, and clowns are very, very evil. therefore, all mimes are evil.
this is a typical modern mime. this one is not particularly scary looking, but I still want to kick him right in the balls.now, let's look at mimes throughout time....
this mime was the leader of a bunch of other mimes who called him "Mime Fuhrer". on this guy's recommendation, they invaded France and stuff....this is a gang of French mimes who were spectators at the blitzkrieg. the German mimes were more evil, so they were afraid of them.this is a war memorial in honor of the wussies in the above photograph. they modeled this bust after a picture of a mime who was making fun of an S.S. officer - - whom the mime mistakenly thought wasn't looking.this photo is of a late 1950's mime who also happened to be a homo. he later moved to San Francisco, a city filled with evil mimes and homos.the late 1970's and early 1980's brought the inception of cable television throughout the world. this is a young tribesman from Zimbabwe who wanted to be like the mimes he saw on TV. shortly after this picture was taken, he was killed and eaten by his neighbors.check out this evil bastard delivering an Atomic Wedgie to an unsuspecting bystander at a mime rally in Sao Paulo, Brazil........and this is where he'll end up after the trial.... in mime jail. there's a reason these guys usually wear striped shirts....still not convinced they're evil? this is the last thing Natalee Holloway saw before she was abducted and sold into White Slavery by Gary Coleman, Mickey Dolenz and David Hasselhoffenheimerschmidt.so, there you have it, a look at this world of mime. mime, all mime. mime and mime again. as far as I'm concerned, this is what we should do to all of those evil sons-of-bitches....
see you next week....
last week's BIG BLOG
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3 Comments:
Thanx for exposing mimes for what they truly are...evil little fucks! Clowns are scary and magicians have evil tendencies, but mimes are the human form of Mephistopholies himself. Damn them all to hell.
rockdog is in the house!
some days I got nothin'...
thanks for the inspiration!
blog on, dude!
Is this what happened to Ms. Holloway?
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