Thursday, June 11, 2009

Nude Noodle Model Parlor In The Nefarious Zone

Holy Shit. THIS is a Tango. There are often great dances on Dancing With The Stars but So You Think You Can Dance is leaps and bounds (HAR! Dance pun!) a better show for dance. These two are professionals. Every week they will feature different dance styles from around the world. Uncle Nigel puts on a damn fine dance show.



I would LOVE to be able to dance like that. More than money I think have that talent would be seriously awesome.

Got my Rolling Stone with the Glambert on the cover. That boy is Hawt with a Capital H. Not playing for my team, but hey he did fess up to possibly being bi-curious. Millions of women have new hope in their heart. His brother calls him a "glittery alien from Planet Fierce" and I agree.

8th Grade Grad was entertaining. Man her principal is a tool. Mush Mouthed Tool at that. We had dinner with my parents before the ceremony then met up with her Dad and his GF. Then we all got numb bum on those damn narrow wood bleachers. Mubble Man gave a suitably uninspired Stairway to Heaven themed "speech." Or mumble. Kidlet's Dad was rolling his eyes. I told him I was glad he was there cause I felt like less of a bitch =)

Child O Mine got two giant bunches of flowers (one from me one from her dad...and we somehow managed to color coordinate!) a brand new version of her favorite purse (she calls it precious) and the Wayfarer glasses I covet. Oh and her dad gave her a hundred bucks. I got her a couple of her ever popular band t-shirts (Green Day and a truly awesome Mozzer Posse shirt with Morrisey on it) and a bottle of French Lilac perfume. We still don't know how much she gets from the Fund Raiser. Hopefully I will get the cash on Monday.

Let's see. Weekly schedule. Dance for small child tomorrow. Saturday we are taking Harley and Gabe to visit with their "sisters" over at my mom's house since they will be there while we are in Hawaii. Mom has a house/cat sitter who comes in when we go to Aloha Land.

Sunday sees Kidlet, one of her BFF's and Moi will working with Cascade AIDS project in the Portland Pride Parade. We are walking with the CAP team. Then Kidlet goes to her dad's for the week until Thursday night when I get her back and we do our hell night. We have to be up at 2am so we can be at the airport by 4am for her flight to DC.

The Hawaii counter is now under 2 weeks. WOOT! Kidlet is taking her computer so I will blog and post some pictures while we are there. Maybe :P

I am such a Blog Tease. I leave you with Citizen Strummer an the Mescaleros and another Tangolicious song.

8 comments:

Schmoop said...

I can't stand uninspired, mush mouthed speakers. That's all I got; for I am very hungover. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Poor Matt! You have what my grandfather called "The Big Head."

Jay said...

We didn't do the 8th grade graduation thing when I was that young. But, at my high school graduation we had some old, uninspiring mushy mouthed speaker talking about his personal relationship with Jesus Christ. I really don't remember much of it cause I had been drinking a bit and the only thing I could think about was how much I had to pee.

That was pretty much the highlight of my high school days. ;-)

Desert Songbird said...

Damn, girl, Matty sure does love you. He comes to visit you at 4:00 in the AM when he's hungover, but he NEVER visits me after Monday. Wow. You have some power over these guys. *grin*

Cinnamon Girl said...

Jay - We were talking about our 8th grade boot. Basically we had a dance, they played Schools Out for Summer and kicked us out. Whoo hoo!

Desert - Eh he was just making sure I still have a pulse ;0

Travis Cody said...

Uncle Nigel...that's funny! I called him Evil Nigel last season because he always seemed to be in a bad mood. He's more relaxed this time around, probably because this group of 20 (now 18) is so damn good.

And that Tango was smokin!

Bar L. said...

Congrats to Kidlet (plus she raked in some cool gifts!) Sounds like you girls are as busy as ever. I hope you post from Hawaii!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Congrats on the graduation...

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