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We always called him Bad Boy. He used to drive a milk truck.


pdfs of issues 31-40, with thanks to the original sharer

I'll tell you who really started out with me: Tina Turner. She was waiting tables, wore on her little short dress; she wanted to sing. I say, 'You can sing if you want'. She would jump up there and she'd sing and she'd always throw her leg over. Well, see that run a lot of customers away - if a man got a wife and Tina comes by and you watching her, and your wife say, 'I see you watching that woman with that short dress on', she's looking so hard and, if the woman don't say nothing, she watch her and then she watch her man and a man can't be still when she starts wiggling. His wife might say something, like, 'Get me another beer' and he don't hear, he's so busy watching. 'You can't hear me for watching that woman', you know, ‘I won't come here again.' I said, 'Tina, you drive my customers away.'