It can never be...

Celery stalk fantasizing about pear. I started cutting out pieces of pine today as backing for these, they will be self-hanging.

Something else to do in London this weekend - Sunday the Clerkenwell Kid is playing at the Battersea One on One festival, for all you Real Tuesday Weld Fans

Oh, and for those whose thirst for the perverse is unslaked by the above visual, you might enjoy this post on Dinosaur Casserole.