Wednesday, October 23, 2024
Tuesday, October 01, 2024
THE STORY OF KENNY
Soooooo, earlier on Facebook I mentioned the Marine below -- pictured in a bar in the town of Kin on Okinawa. His name was Kenny and he was, at the time I snapped the pic, 18 I believe.
He was an anti-tank gunner assigned to my platoon and had just arrived in the Fleet Marine Force from the School of Infantry and been assigned to us just as we got our orders to deploy overseas.
Camp Schwab on Okinawa was our base of operations but we got sent to Korea twice early on and to Camp Fuji on the mainland once.
It was at Fuji that my unit did its first major tactical training operations and on the very first one -- a night forced march with full pack and weapons all the way around Mount Fuji (about 70 miles in total).
Back then, in the Old Corps, we were issued with these things called shelter halves. Basically one half of a shitty canvas two man pup tent that you snapped together so that two Marines could sleep out of the weather. One of the rites of being in the infantry back then was pairing up and choosing your "hooch-mate" for the night. The guy you were going to sleep with.
Because he was new to the platoon nobody wanted to hooch with Kenny. And because I was the senior NCO in the unit, nobody really wanted to hooch with me. So Kenny and I became hooch-mates for the hump.
The poor kid.
As soon as the platoon (about 30 Marines) got wind of my sleeping arrangement they turned on Kenny like a bunch of barracuda. Skie, the first squad first fireteam leader, was the very first to chime in:
"Hey, Kenny....did anyone ever tell you the platoon rule? Everyone who hooches with Smitty for the first time has to put out." Which, of course, the rest of the platoon immediately confirmed by going into great detail about how all of them at one time or another had been forced to put out after hooching with me for the first time.
This was absolutely hysterical since Kenny, being 17 and a boot and as stupid as every boot is, believed every word. I mean, why else would a bunch of Marines admit to being ritually sodomized and giving forced blowjobs simply because they were sharing a tent with me for the first time unless they were fucking with you?
So, for the next 13 or 14 hours as we marched the 65 or 70 miles around Mount Fuji in the pitch black dark of a moonless night, the Marines in the platoon were merciless with Kenny -- going on about greasing up his ass, and getting his pretty lips limbered up for some serious dick sucking etc., etc.
Fast forward.....we got to the end of our forced march as dawn was breaking and even though totally exhausted, my Marines still had not let up and were teasing Kenny relentlessly as he and I put up our tent. As we crawled into the tent to try to get 2 or 3 hours of sleep before reveille I said to Kenny, because I couldn't resist, "Well, how about it?"
"What?" he asked with panic creeping into his voice.
"You know the platoon rule. First time you hooch with me you have to put out."
"Bbbbbb...but I thought you guys were kidding."
"No fucking way. Look, you can either put out or get out and sleep outside in the rain." Since we had a nice mountain rainstorm brewing right at that moment.
I went on in a threatening tone, "Look, asshole...I'm gonna count to ten, and if by ten you haven't pulled my dick out and started sucking or shown me your ass, you can get the fuck out."
"ONE, TWO, three, four....fi......."
Aaaaaaaand I fell asleep!
To this day, 42 years later, I have no idea how much time went by after I fell asleep, but the next thing I knew I was being rudely shaken awake.
"What the fuck?!?!?" I barked.
"OK" said Kenny. "I'll put out."
Now let me just say this about that -- I've been shot at before. There are few things that get your attention and wake you up faster and more effectively than someone shooting a gun at you. One of those few things was when Kenny said "OK, I'll put out." After shaking my ass out of a deep sleep.
Anyways....from that night/morning on Kenny became the duty fuck, and pretty much my property. If I told him he "had the duty" that night it meant that he needed to stand by for some sexy time.
One time, on a four day liberty in Tokyo, he ran out of money and was unable to buy a train ticket back to Gotemba, near base. He was in danger of going UA (Unauthorized Absence) and like the little hoor that he was he came sideling up to me in the bar we were all drinking at and, nuzzling my neck and putting his tongue in my ear (in front of about twenty Marines!) he said, "If you buy me drinks tonight and pay for my train ticket back to base I'll put out for you as much as you want."
I jumped up and yelled at him, "Motherfucker! I've been fucking you for months now. You think buying you a beer and a ticket to base is gonna somehow magic me more ass of yours to fuck than I already have?"
For months we had sex in hotels in Korea and Japan, aboard ship, out in the field, even once when he was on guard duty and I was the Sergeant of the Guard (THAT could have definitely gotten us both thrown in the brig.) He was really good at being a sex toy and took orders great and I could get him to do pretty much anything!
To his great credit, some months later he hooked up with this smoking hot Navy hospital corpsman from another unit and told him all about me and made the introduction. In retrospect, I'm pretty sure it was him being sneaky and diverting my attention to a new shiney object so that he could stop being the duty fuck.
Maybe he wasn't so dumb after all.
Full disclosure: Although the top pic is Kenny, the rest are not. They are of a boy named Geoff I knew from Seattle back around 2007 and who looked just like Kenny and who was just as attentive a little hoor as Kenny had been 25 years before and who, as you can see, liked to write my name on himself with lube....among other things.
Here's a few more of Geoff for your enjoyment:
Wednesday, September 25, 2024
Sunday, September 15, 2024
MAYBE THEY JUST NEED TO GET ASS-FUCKED ON THE REGULAR
by Damien
In 1996 I moved to Melbourne Australia from Brisbane
Australia for a career change and a life change.
Not long after getting there I hooked up with a Palestinian-Australian with a big dick and a filthy attitude. We dated for a few months. The New Jew Me. The Palo-Aussie Bottom. It was fabulous. One day after a particularly athletic session where the two of us double dicked him – his dick was so long and fat he could fuck himself – we were lying there with various juices on our bodies and he turned to me and said. “I don’t know why they can’t get along like we can?” To which I replied “May they aren’t built like you and seeded with a filthy mind like me.” He giggled. He had a basso voice that came up out of his boots and his chuckle made me hard. He then said “No. Maybe they just all need to get ass-fucked on the regular.”
Now. I cannot speak for Palestinians. I have only ever known
two, and only fucked one. But as far as Orthodox Jews go........... been there
and done a few and let me tell you this about that, you touch their arsehole –
with a finger; a tongue; or a cock head; not even put it in, just touch it, and
they will do anything for you. Hell – they’d go buy you bacon from the Piggly
Wiggly!
Orthodox men do not get enough sex. Even in those families
with 14 kids. Because unless the woman requests/demands it, he don’t get it.
You see, in an Orthodox marriage, the woman is the one with power of the
horizontal boogie. And those Ortho
ladies don’t necessarily want it that much. So, the men often go looking
elsewhere. And, like some men, if you don’t tell anyone, and they don’t have to
touch you, they’re up for a swallow job. They LERV head. And., They love it
when you swallow.
But Yossi – not his real name – did something completely
different back in ’96 when I forget who I was blowing and began licking his
hole. I think he actually saw Moses. Needless to say, anal play became our
regular thing. Fingers. Tongue. Cock. Toys. Many fingers. He could not get
enough of it. And I swear I could have asked for a Mercedes Kompressor and his
response would have been “what color?”
Now.... I am not minimizing the Middle East Conflict, but
knowing Arab men as biblically as I have, and Jewish men as biblically as I
have, I don’t think either group is getting enough. I don’t know about you but
I am as surly as a white woman whose coffee order is wrong when I have blue
balls, I can only imagine the hurt with these men. Needless to say, my Palestinian buddy may
have been onto something.
Yes. I realize that whilst saying I wouldn’t minimize it, I
eventually did.
And no, I won’t apologize for that.
You see, as a Jew, I am as tired of the conflict as all of
you.
Shalom. Get a dick up
you. Or, get your dick up someone. It could be world peace.
Damien
Thursday, September 12, 2024
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Soooooo, after....let's see......8 years I've decided to re-launch Bill in Exile. The original BiE launched here on Blogspot back in...
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See what I did there? Plunged....cuz they're divers....but also because they're big homos....so there's butt fucking.