Modern Hymnology

Schori loves me! This I know,
for the canons tells me so.
Christian ones to her abhor;
she is rich, but they are poor.
Refrain:
Yes, Schori loves me! Yes, Schori loves me!
Yes, Schori loves me! The canons tells me so.

Dorsey loves me! This I know,
as he throws out all his foes,
chucking Lawrence on his knees,
saying, "No diocese for he."
Refrain:
Yes, Dorsey loves me! Yes, Dorsey loves me!
Yes, Dorsey loves me! The canons tells me so

For My Two Hipster Readers

Some news you can use:

I'm A Denier

Musical Interlude

One Week Later

A response to this.

Sometimes the Internet outdoes itself.

Heretical Revisionism!

Pure Gold

Robb Allen found a 'smoking gun' memo that, as he points out, was not only typed, but faxed which doubles its truthiness right there.

I read it, had a good chuckle and forgot it. Then I came back to it and read the comments. Pure bloggy gold, is what they are. Just about every whack job cliche is to be found in them thar comments.

Tap: Unwigged and Unplugged

Sometimes you have to revisit the classics.

It May Be Illegal Now

But the Episcopal Church is already gearing up to bless these kinds of unions. Maybe not right away, but soon. After all, it's a justice issue!

Contemporary Issues in Self Defense

Caution: Definitely Not Safe For Work, Very Naughty Language.

Vacation Plans

Not sure when we are going on vacation, but this cruise does look tempting. Check out their testimonials!

The Matrix Revealed

Peanuts revised

Or what if Frank Miller wrote and drew the classic comic strip?

{H/T Robb}

Positively Wall Street

Could that be, is it? Bob?

KIll Bill In One Minute

It's even safe for work....

Obscure Geeky Joy

This just makes me happy on so many different levels. If only it were a real game.

Folk Music Palate Cleanser

More Mood Music

The even more incomparable Edie Adams.

High Hat- Every Fred 'n Ginger movie in 8 minutes

I miss the old Carole Burnett show. They had some fiendishly clever movie parodies.

For My Good Friend In Austin Texas

{I blame Prudence Ponder for this, but I found it over at The Hostages}