Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Federal Cops

There is a shitload of Federal police agencies. There are Stamp Cops, Coin Cops, Railroad Bulls, Space Cops[1] and even Book Cops, though they are being phased out. Even the FBI has its own cops to make certain that all of those gun-toting agents don't swipe the cash from the coffee messes, I guess.

It seems insane that there are so many different uniformed forces tramping around DC.

[1]"Pigs in Space" is too obvious. Sorry
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Anonymous said...

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes. Apparently the notion is that by dividing up the watchers into dozens of competing factions, they'll watch each other. What a splendid idea. We can have the ATF, DEA, and FBI get into gun battles over who gets to take down some drug kingpin, yeah, makes me feel fucking safer, in sorta the same way that a jet airliner flying straight towards my fur-lined ass would make me feel safer...

9/16/2009 11:26 AM

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