Showing posts with label Explosions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Explosions. Show all posts

Monday, April 28, 2008

Editorial Spill

I spent the weekend with my daughter while attempting to write a very large amount of web code. Let's say I was more successful making my daughter smile than my employers. This week we go live at my other job on a major project so I'll be swamped and probably very grumpy by the time May rolls around.

I barely got a chance to watch or look at any news this weekend but it looks like there's a whole lot of fucking nothing happening. I tried to find a Moron of the Day and came up with Wesley Snipes. It's old, I know but he is seriously mentally deficient. I'll probably have an Ask a Moron today as well so stay tuned.

The thing that sucks most epically is that last week was the best week this blog has ever had and I have to follow it up with Hell Month. If you just started reading I hope you like crap because that's what you'll be getting for a while.

Well, that and fucking cursing and explosions.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Moron Pundit's 100th Postravaganza!

I defy you to contain your Moron-Mania! In addition to a least 500 words of rambling incoherence, we've got a new Null Pointer™ 'comic' and at least one two three pictures videos actual nuclear explosions!

We've got 'em tall, colorful and skinny:

Supermodel Nuclear Explosion says: "I'm on a water-vapor diet..."

We've got 'em short, fat and retro:

Fat Trucker Nuclear Explosion Says: "Mmm.... mothballed navy ships...got any gravy for these?"


Hell, we've got 'em by the dozen:

I sure hope all these explosions distract you from the complete lack of talent and original content.

When I started this blog all those days ago, I had a dream; to pollute the airwaves with flagrant profanity and pointless images of explosions. I think we can all agree that I have achieved my fucking goal. I also intended to write many more rants along the way but school and work have collaborated to extract from me any creativity or free time leaving me an empty husk of a moron. Fortunately for you, school ends on December 17th and I'll really be able to start pumping out the sewage.

In all seriousness, I've been lucky to have made some friends early on including Dan Collins, Chaika, Nicholas Packwood and the boys at Boots and Sabers. I look forward to eventually producing content that rates the interest I've already generated. New Null Pointer coming later today.

Update: Contain your excitement! Its Null Pointer #2:

Monday, November 5, 2007

Holy Shit!



It looks pretty real but I'm not an expert at these things. Can anyone else verify/debunk?

Holy shit, either way.