Really Baltimore?

Fourth and six, three points down in a Championship game,three minutes left, you  use a time out and instead kicking a motherfucking field goal to tie it up and possibly go into overtime, instead, you opt to go for it.
Idiots .
Then ya get down to the last of the game and actually try to tie it up annnnnnd no.
Missed the fucking field goal.

There is a coach who should unemployed before I get done typing this sentence.

I did love that tipped in the end zone interception though.
I would give that play of the year.

Now onto the Giants VS The Niners game.

Fuck the Niners.
Even though I should root for the fuckers, they are across the bay from my birthplace, Oakland and I actually worked in "The City" for a time.
Fuck them anyway.

Damn you Raiders too.
You suck.

Time to grab another beer and watch some fucking football.

Thanks fer stopping by.

Romney, Frothy, Neck And Neck In Iowa

Frothy with a huge COME back.

Best news of the day,

And Texas Gov. Rick Perry, running in fifth, said late Tuesday that he would return to Texas to consider whether his campaign would continue.


Fly past Go, do not collect 200 bucks and roll off the runway into the Gulf at high speed.

Frothy Mess comes in second?

BWAAAAHAAAHAHAHAAA!!!

I will leave that alone for now.


There is a pair to draw to.


No mention of Crazy Lady.

Dammit, I wanted her to take a ton of votes.

I Am Sofa King Done

I just spent the last three days getting my shit out of the shop, after I was "laid off".
My lower back is fried, the sciatic nerve in my right leg is lit up like a neon sign.
 I ate a corn dog on Wednesday for breakfast, had three bites out of a tuna sandwich and went and fell down.
I had a half of a home made egg and  english muffin Thursday for breakfast and a Taco Supreme for dinner , drank myself into a coma and woke up at six thirty this morning.
Had another corn dog and a coke, worked my home sick ass off all day, got stuck in some serious fucked up traffic, forty minutes to go a mile and a half, got back to the shop twenty minutes after they closed, shook the hand of the guy who got my job and went to my parents.Caught a buzz, got a cell phone and got home a half hour ago.
I made a cajun rub pork cutlet for dinner and now I am going to pass the fuck out.
I have a lot of shit on my plate right now and paying seventy bucks a month to Blog might be going the fuck away soon.
Either way, thanks fer stopping by.

Right now, I am so fucking exhausted the only thing saving my ass from being incoherent is Spellcheck.

Ouch

Took my two male cats to the vet this morning to get fixed.

Snip.

Sorry about that, boys...believe me when I say I feel for ya.

They were not happy to be there. Had to dig the younger one out of a cabinet and his daddy out from the smallest, darkest corner he could find. Behind the printer under a counter, thank you very much. And then got to do it again after I calmed him down but the vet came back in. Whoosh...off like a shot to that small, dark place again. I got the scratches to prove it.

All went well in the end. Got 'em home and fed. They're going back and forth between pain-killer lounging and being way too needy. Way more than they were before.

I think it's like their kitty way of saying, "You bastard! You took me somewhere unknown and left me with people unknown and they CUT MY FUCKING BALLS OFF! Excuse me for thinking that you better pet me and you better do it RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"

Since I can't argue with that logic I've been petting them on demand.

It's the least I can do. And in the immortal words of Hawkeye Pierce on the TV show MASH, "Never let it be said that I didn't do the least I could do."

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Damn, Just Got My Ass Chewed

As usual, it's my mistake.

I recently went to my Grand daughter's birthday and asked for a couple of pictures, I got them promptly and said I would Blog about it. I didn't and it is my bad.
I got called on it and a few other things besides.
Yeah, not all of them are valid complaints but I did say I was going to Blog about it so here ya go,Grandma.



Yeah, the little darlin' is Five and into Barbie dolls.

I gave her a gift card.
If she is five, she knows how to pick out what the heck she wants and I guess you could call it her first credit card. I suck at buying presents until they are twenty one.
Don't let this fool ya, she is quite the little handful,




By no means is this going to get me off the shit list but at least I held up my end of the bargain.
I love her and my oldest little girl who is her Mommy and both my other kids tremendously. I have some beautiful kids. Lucky me, they call me dad.

Yippee Kayay Grandma,

She is a cute little shit.

S60eth5ng 5s A33 f4c2ed 4*

F4c2
can haz Wargabb3e+
YAY!

(Translated)
Something is fucked up.
I can has Wargarble?
YAY!

I Am Sore Today

What did I expect?
Forty five minutes of a guy digging in your neck tends to smart the next day.

My fucking neck is as stiff as a preachers prick in a calf's ass.

Sore as hell, I staid home today.
I have the A/C on, a nice cold beer, a pack of smokes and I threw those two pesky fucking cats outside.

It is a gorgeous day today, perfect.

I tried taking a nap but got woke up by the phone, my Ex giving me the update on my youngest daughter.
Yep, broken kneecap.

I think I will quit my whining and suffer in silence.

It could be a lot worse.

After I kill off two or three more beers, I think I will go play in the garden for a bit.
It's too hot to try and take a nap, I waited too long to turn on the A/C.

Ever Have One Of Those Days?

Because you can't just watch that once,