Sorry, my Irony meter started spinning like a gyroscope when I saw this one.
Newt rips into the media for questioning him about allegations by his second wife that he asked for an open marriage because he was dicking Calista while he was married and howling like a wolf at the moon about Bill Clinton's affair with the famous blue dress at the same time..
Dude,
The hubris burns.
What do you say to something like that on National television?
Fuck you?
I would.
Fuck you Newt, ya lying, cheating whore hound sonofabitch would be accurate.
The balls of this guy, really?
It has been widely reported that he asked for a divorce from his then wife while she lay in a hospital bed trying to fight cancer, this would be the same wife, while in the hospital, that he had the fucking nads to ask if it was OK if she didn't mind if he was fucking some rich, younger lady whom just happened to be the heir to the Budweiser fortune.
Apparently,he asked her if it would be just peachy if he could stay married and bang Calista too.
Gee, I wonder what she REALLY said to that...
I used to drink so much Bud, when I quit, they had to shoot three of those Clydesdales because they couldn't afford to fed the poor things.
Back to Newt.
I am seeing some serious dog whistle bullshit come out of his mouth because he was in South nigger hating Carolina.
See how that works for ya as you have to campaign in places like, anywhere else.
I'll be damned if I am going to give those ignorant fucks another mention.
To recap, Newt was mortified that some propaganda repeater, they used to be called reporters,
had the inexcusable gall to call him out on his hypocrisy and hit the fainting couch about a subject he was, at the time, excoriating a sitting President for doing the same damn thing, at the same damn time.
There are so many other things that Newt Fucking Gingrich can be proven to be piously doing a double standard about that my fucking head spins to the impossible fact that any reasoning individual with an IQ above my shoe size is even considering to elect this cancerous growth on our electoral process to the highest office in the land and that makes me want to gag.
Newt rips into the media for questioning him about allegations by his second wife that he asked for an open marriage because he was dicking Calista while he was married and howling like a wolf at the moon about Bill Clinton's affair with the famous blue dress at the same time..
Dude,
The hubris burns.
What do you say to something like that on National television?
Fuck you?
I would.
Fuck you Newt, ya lying, cheating whore hound sonofabitch would be accurate.
The balls of this guy, really?
It has been widely reported that he asked for a divorce from his then wife while she lay in a hospital bed trying to fight cancer, this would be the same wife, while in the hospital, that he had the fucking nads to ask if it was OK if she didn't mind if he was fucking some rich, younger lady whom just happened to be the heir to the Budweiser fortune.
Apparently,he asked her if it would be just peachy if he could stay married and bang Calista too.
Gee, I wonder what she REALLY said to that...
I used to drink so much Bud, when I quit, they had to shoot three of those Clydesdales because they couldn't afford to fed the poor things.
Back to Newt.
I am seeing some serious dog whistle bullshit come out of his mouth because he was in South nigger hating Carolina.
See how that works for ya as you have to campaign in places like, anywhere else.
I'll be damned if I am going to give those ignorant fucks another mention.
To recap, Newt was mortified that some propaganda repeater, they used to be called reporters,
had the inexcusable gall to call him out on his hypocrisy and hit the fainting couch about a subject he was, at the time, excoriating a sitting President for doing the same damn thing, at the same damn time.
There are so many other things that Newt Fucking Gingrich can be proven to be piously doing a double standard about that my fucking head spins to the impossible fact that any reasoning individual with an IQ above my shoe size is even considering to elect this cancerous growth on our electoral process to the highest office in the land and that makes me want to gag.
