Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

spam

as some may know, blogger has added a two word comment approval verification. i turned mine off cause the second word is a pain, plus it is uber hard to read...i've not had too much trouble with spam comments and i'll just take care of it as they are posted.

but i had to laugh when i got this spam comment on my weed wacker post:

There are a great number of cases of users who end up injuring themselves due to unsafe operating practices of weed wackers all over the world. Eye injury is the most common type of injury caused by propelled debris from the rotating monofilament line. Following these few safety tips can prevent further serious threats from using a weed wacker. 

safety is always a important concern, so i shall be especially careful and wear all proper safety equipment when using my quilt *LOL* that 'propelled debris' is sneaky and will get you every time.... it's all fun and games til someone loses an eye *snicker snort*

just how bad is it?

you wonder how bad the economy is....
it's pretty bad.....


i will be returning to my quilty content soon, pinkie swear...



my way.....
(no left turns)



or the parkway.......
(left turn on green only)



either way......



it's my way!


*grin*

do you need a laugh?



weiner dog....too cute....it's not my picture....found it on the web... it made me laugh...

people of walmart

i don't know if any of ya'll have seen this email making the rounds...but there is a blog!!!!

it's where people can upload pictures of....uuummmmm....the 'worst dressed' contenders seen at their local walmart.....it never cesses to amaze me what some people think is approapiate to wear in public...and yes, i'm aware that there are people out there that look at me and think the same thing....but i'm NO where close to dressing like these people. (i have a floor length mirror and as backup- davis)

it's funny....click here at your own risk. it takes a while for the page to open....lots of pictures...

thought i'd share

i got this as a email and i like it enuf to share....i'm reminded of the saying- can't see the forest for the trees.

SALT & MENSA
Mensa is an organization whose members have an IQ of 140 or higher. A few years ago, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco, and several members lunched at a local cafe. While dining, they discovered that their saltshaker contained pepper and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they swap the contents of the bottles without spilling, and using only the implements at hand? Clearly this was a job for Mensa!

The group debated and presented ideas, and finally came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer. They called the waitress over to dazzle her with their solution.

"Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker..."

"Oh," the waitress interrupted. "Sorry about that." She unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.

(moral: you can be a genius and still not have a lick of common sense)