"Yoo Hoo? GiamBALCO?"

There's Good News that a Urine Test for Human Growth Hormone is out there. My advice to The GiamBALCO, is that he'd better ditch his syringes:

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Thanks;

Later!

In A Conversation About Allen Watson J r In A Pub On Woodhaven Blvd, Last Night

It was interesting, to say the least. A gent who told me that he played for UNLV in Las Vegas & who grew up in Middle Village, Queens, told me that Steroids were big in College Ball. Testosterone was his roid of choice;

He also told me that he's known Allen Watson J r, since both were 2 Years Old;

Allen coaches HS Baseball @ Christ The King HS in Middle Village;

Allen J r, once pitched for Christ The King HS;

He told me that if Al Watson had ever wanted Steroids, he would've gone to him, not Jason Grimsley;

This guy also knew Jim Leyritz, who was recently charged with Vehicular Manslaughter in Florida. Leyritz would party hard & do lines of Cocaine;

& there was no doubt that Roger Clemens did Steroids;

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens

Roger & The Lie Detector Test Before Congress-My Advice

Wear 2 Layers of Pampers:

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens

"60 Minutes" Soft Soap Alert-Yankees Fan Mike Wallace To Interview "The Dayton Doughnut"

Please! Spare Me!

Mr Mike Wallace, something of a Favourite Of Mine, going back to 1967 when "60 Minutes" was a Once A Month Show on CBS & can be hard-hitting, as it turns out, has been a Guest in George Steinbrenner's Bawx(Suzyn Waldman's Pronunciation) @ Yankthese Games, over the past several seasons;

He's going to interview an Old Friend From Texas, who pitched for The Yankmes;

I refer to the Guy From Texas as "The Dayton Doughnut", because he's originally from OHIO, not Texas & he is big & was called "The Texas Con Man" by the Late Will Mc Donaugh;

Yes, Mike Wallace, originally from The Commonwealth Of Massachusetts, will be interviewing a man, whose Wife, Debbie, calls "My Billy";

The Man who's the Subject of this interview is William Roger Clemens;

William R., will probably tell all of New England, Fitzy-Style "Y'all can GFY" & & be spending the evening in Denial, which, BTW, is NOT a River in Egypt;

This Will be on Sunday, January 6th, The Feast Of The Epiphany(Greek For Revelation). Methinks that William R., will be Very-Revealing by his uncomfortable Body Language;

Enjoy a Pint or 3 of Some Harpoon Ale, while listening to that Dude From OHIO;

Pax Vobiscum;

Venite Adoremus, Dominum;

It'll be on WBZ-TV-CBS4 in Boston & WCBS2 in NY;

Mike-Red Sox Nation(RSN)-NYC-Queens

Oh, BTW, THIS Guy Doesn't Salute The 2000 WS Champion* NY Yankees

Though Old George Believes In Victory @ All Costs, this Championship* cost him his Pride in 2000:

& "Roidger" Cost Him A Lot Of Money, as well as Pride;

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens

For Your Need To Laugh Or to Barf-Just Click On The Title-Thanks!

This is a Classic. It's the Return of Roger Clemens to The Yankees. & Suzyn Waldman will cause you to laugh & barf at the Same Time. Just Click on The Title>Thanks!

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens

The 10th Member of the 2000 World Series Champion Yankees* Named As A Steroid User

Allen Watson J'R of Middle Village, Queens & Graduate Of Christ The King HS, was named in the Jason Grimsley Affidavit, which was unsealed today:

Are The Yankees one big f---ing Pharmacy or what;

To think that in a bar in East Glendale, I heard your big yap going off about Mike Piazza, allegedly being Gay;

Only, some Irish Guy who owned a bar in Forest Hills cracked that he never saw a guy more-gay than Al Watson J'R;

Father John Savage, AD of Christ The King HS in your time, must be spinning in his grave over this report;

Al? Do me a favor-Shut Your Yap;

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens

This Is Really Great To Know

That I do NOT recognize the 2000 World Series Champion Yankees*, as Winners of THAT World Series(Note The Asterisk). There were 8 Players on that "Mitchell Report" List, who had taken Steroids:

One of them wears a Masons Ring, is a Fat F---, took Wisterol, Testosterone, HGH & Deca-Durabolin & "Mistook" a broken bat for a ball, all while high on drugs. Currently, he's a Rich, Broken Down Old Fat F---, with NOTHING Left in his tank. Am I RIGHT, Roger Clemens?

F--- The F------ NY Roidkees, ESPECIALLY ROGER;

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens