The S.S. Kathy Griffin (Photoshop)

A Real Shipwreck and All Washed Up

KINKY GAY MUSLIMS POST SIGNAGE

I found this pic on a liberal pro-gay Muslim website.  Kinky.

With apologies to everyone.  Except Muslims.

If You're White, You're a Racist. White Racism and Oppression: It's Everywhere! (Photoshop)

Yesterday American Power reported on a black, female college teacher, one Shannon Gibney, who was reprimanded by her college administrators.  Gibney began preaching her "racism-is-everywhere" meme to her class on Mass Communications at Minneapolis Community and Technical College.  White oppression, dontcha know.  White privilege.  Blah blah blah.

It seems some of her white students felt uncomfortable being painted as villains and filed a grievance complaint with the college.  Gibney was then found to be creating a "hostile work environment" for white students and was reprimanded for same.  She subsequently filed a lawsuit against the college for...guess what?  Racial discrimination.

 It seems Gibney is obsessed with "structural racism," which is another term for "institutional racism."  She is so obsessed with it that she just can't stop talking about it, even in her college classes that have nothing to do with race.    RAAAAAAACISM!  It is her Raison d'Être.

I googled "structural racism" to find out what it is.  Apparently, it alleges that our cultural and societal norms, standards and attitudes somehow prevent racial minorities equal access to jobs, education, housing, bank loans, health care, justice, etc. Examples given are usually archaic practices and laws long since removed, or to myths, such as IQ tests being culturally biased against blacks (they aren't).  It is because of this pernicious, built-in racism, which suffuses every law, tradition, business transaction and societal institution, that many blacks just can't get a break.  If they are jobless, in jail, drunk or high, or killed by gangstas, it isn't their fault -- if you're white, it's YOUR fault.  You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

With the leftists in Academia constantly ululating "racism," one gets the impression that racism radiates outward from white skin, like a  Martian death ray, or perhaps the infection imparted by lepers.  People of European extraction are unwitting transmitters of these evil emanations, which are to blame for everything wrong in the black community.  Racism is therefore akin to radioactive poisoning, and Shannon Gibney and her ilk are the Geiger counters.

Basically, "structural racism" is a leftist myth used to justify income redistribution, equality of results rather than opportunity, social engineering and racial Balkanization. At the same time it is psy-ops designed to reduce opposition to leftist memes, policies and goals, through imparting to whites an unjustified guilt for imaginary wrongs, and to blacks a feeling of perpetual victimization and race-based paranoia.

Finally, it is a a built-in excuse for the black underclass, relieving them of accountability for their own poor life choices and societal dysfunction.  And if there is one thing the left absolutely abhors, it is personal accountability.

That's the way I see it anyway.

Approved (and Unapproved) Halloween Costumes for University of Colorado, Boulder

Approved Costume: A Rock

The University of Colorado, Boulder has informed its students not to wear offensive Halloween costumes this year.  That includes costumes of cowboys or Indians.  As we all know, the very first marching order of liberal culture and orthodoxy is that NO ONE shall ever be "offended" in any way, shape or form, by references to their ethnicity, profession, sexual preference, size, shape, religion, hair color, income level, or brand of toothpaste. Of course, the best way for the liberal intelligentsia to prevent such offenses is to have absolute power over your mind, thoughts and speech.  You will not think, act or speak without advance permission.  Make one mistake and you will  be publicly shamed, shunned, ostracized, and required to join the Tea Party.

The UC-Boulder Administration has not yet released an official list of Big Brother Approved costumes, so we are left to struggle with creating our own list.  An obvious choice:  go as a boulder, or big rock.  That will not offend anyone and ties in nicely with the name and location of the university.

Other inanimate objects are also a safe bet:  fire hydrants, telephone

Approved Costume:  A Tree

poles, lamp posts.  Of course, they are terribly boring, but no one will be offended.  Some living things are also allowed, as long as they are plants.  A tree is a great choice, and you will get many hugs from liberals.



AVOID THESE COSTUMES:

1.  A big black penis (yes, they do exist).  These tend to attract Kim Kardashian and may be offensive to blacks for some reason.
2.  Tinkerbelle.  Gays will definitely object.  Peter Pan isn't such a good idea either.  A fairy in green tights?  I don't think so.
3.  Ballerinas, Princesses, Angels -- These tend to imply that there is a difference between male and female genders, which good liberals know is just not true, and it is sexist to think so.  (Exception:  if you are a gay or transgender male you may go as these, but NOT if you are an actual female.)
4.  Pussies.  Please, we are all tired of Republican jokes and depictions.  Give it a rest.

Use your head out there.  The one on your shoulders.  For any questions, contact the Administration Office, University of Colorado at Boulder.

Fall: I Love This Time of Year (Photoshop)

Something I knocked off this morning just for fun.  I love Fall, it is my favorite time of year.
I release this image into the public doman:  use as you see fit.

Hey Miley Cyrus: Enough With the Tongue Already

The Norks New Nukes: North Korea Claims They Have Backpack Nukes! #Norks #NorthKorea

It has been reported that North Korean leaders are claiming they now have backpack nukes, and proved it by having a company of soldiers march around with their backpacks on.  Western analysts have expressed doubt that the Norks have the technology to make nuclear devices small enough to fit into a backpack.  The Norks demonstrated the reality of this by having a squadron of soldiers carry backpacks with a big yellow Nuclear symbol pasted thereon.

One analyst said, presumably in jest, that the North Koreans may have "Hello Kitty" backpacks that they stole from Japan, but the only thing they are likely to hold is their lunch.   He said:

We don’t take that seriously because they probably painted the radiation symbol over some Hello Kitty backpacks they stole from Japan,” the official said. “No one believes that North Korea has the technology to make a miniature nuclear bomb like that."

Meanwhile, the North Korean soldiers have DARED others to try and take away their backpacks, and have assumed a fighting stance to demonstrate their ferocity.

Melissa Harris-Perry's Bloody Tampon Earrings #abortion

Melissa Harris-Perry, a host for the leftist cable network MSNBC, recently wore tampon earrings on the air to protest Texas's new laws restricting abortion to fetuses under 20 weeks.  Ms. Harris-Perry thought wearing Tampon earrings on the air would illustrate this protest.  However, I think she should have worn recently used Tampons with a lot of blood, to illustrate the bloody policy that she endorses:  unrestricted abortion.

Of course, the real blood on Harris-Perry's hands isn't menstrual blood, it's baby blood.

Which Vicious Beast Is Angela Corey? #AngelaCorey #Zimmerman (Photoshop)

Angela Corey is the Florida prosecutor who used highly unethical (and possibly illegal) means to indict and try George Zimmerman in the Trayvon Martin case.  NRO today has an article about Corey's "checkered past."  Read it here.

Comparative Religions (Photoshop)

#TeamDorner: Chris Dorner Still Smiling After Confrontation With L.A. Police! (Photoshop)

Remember Chris Dorner, the former L.A. policeman who murdered four people, including two law enforcement officers, out of spite?

Los Angeles Police tracked him to a cabin in Big Bear Lake, a resort area, where they (accidentally) set fire to the cabin where Dorner had holed up.  Dorner would not surrender and so burned to death in the cabin.

Yes, that's old news now, but there is a positive update!  Chris Dorner was interviewed while still in the burning cabin.  His only comments were "pop, pop, crackle, crackle" (or was that the sound of the flames flickering over his charred corpse?)

In any case, here's a photo of Dorner's final appearance in the news, still smiling after his ordeal!

Photoshopping as Therapy: Creating Some in Expectancy of a Romney Win

I hate this anxiety, waiting for Tuesday, waiting to know if we will have to suffer another four years of radical-leftwing-college-sophomore-redistributionism.  If Obama is re-elected, what will the gas prices be in 2016 when he leaves office?  If they double again, like they did in his first four years, we are looking at $9 a gallon gas.  Yes indeedy, liberals, do vote for Obama if you enjoy poverty.

All the news indicates the race is tied; one poll shows Romney up, another shows Obama up, one pundit says this, and another says that.  I suspect that Romney will win, because not all voters like to put their hand in the fire twice.  Most learn the first time that it hurts.

Nevertheless, who really knows?  Not I.  So instead of assuring my readers that I know the answer and that I have crunched the numbers proving a Romney victory, I Photoshop instead.  It's good therapy for my anxiety.  This morning I Photoshopped Nat Silverman dining on a big crow sandwich and Paul Krugman's facial expression when he learns Romney has won.  Both are funny and fun, but won't be posted until I know Romney and Ryan have been elected beyond all doubt.

So who else can I skewer?  I know, Cher said she would "cry forever" if Romney wins, that would be a worthy subject for Photoshop.  Who else?

Obama the Comeback Kid (Cartoon, Photoshop)

Via Lucianne.com

The First Thanksgiving in the Romney White House (Photoshop)

I'm in a Photoshop kind of mood tonight.  Bear with me.

Samuel L. Jackson Gets His Wish! (Photoshop)

A week back, movie star Samuel L. Jackson made a political video urging voters to "WAKE THE F*CK UP!"

They did, but it was not exactly the result Jackson was hoping for.

Elizabeth Warren's Awesome Credibility as a Serious Candidate! (Photoshop)

After hearing this "Cherokee-descended" fake speak at the Democrat convention, one can only wonder at the dearth of brain cells among those who support her candidacy.  Warren is running against Scott Brown for the Senate seat once held by Ted Kennedy in Massachusetts.  Warren is allegedly a "bankruptcy expert," which may come in handy for Massachusetts should they be foolish enough to elect this rabid leftist.

Warren has incurred widespread contempt for her fallacious "Cherokee heritage," a meme she created to make herself more palatable to her leftist employers at Harvard, as a "non-white" on staff employee.  Cherokees have examined her lineage and deny that she is of Cherokee descent, and have asked her to stop pushing the fraud.

What a specious, insubstantial fool.

Obama Rejects the "Empty Chair" Metaphor (Photoshop)

Barack Obama has rejected Clint Eastwood's metaphor of the empty chair.  Obama was quite clear that the chair isn't empty, and indeed, Obama's chair is taken.  He released the photo below of him sitting in the Oval Office chair to prove it.

Obama responds:  "Does this chair look empty to you?  I rest my case!"

My Joe Biden Photoshops from 2008: If Anything, He's Worse Today

Back in 2008 when Joe Biden became Obama's running mate, I was unimpressed with the choice.  Biden seemed like a clutz, a phony, a bore.  I expressed my feelings in a few Photoshops, which appear below for your reference.

An Advertisement for Joe Biden

Joe Learning to Eat Ice Cream

Joe Learning to Lick a Sucker

Joe Biden Giving a Scintillating Speech to an Excited Crowd

Iran vs Israel: Ahmadinejad's Revenge! (Cartoon)

Perhaps this graphic could be titled "Scenes We'd Like to See," after the old Mad Magazine comics.

Cher Hates Republicans, Doesn't Want to "Breathe the Same Air" (Photoshop)

Cher's new song, "If I Could Turn Back Time":

If I could turn back time,
Then I wouldn't slime
All the GOPeeze
Who Used to Buy My CDs....

Yes, if you are a Republican, then
Cher hates you....oh well, it's not
like there are any other singers selling records out there....