You won't go and say goodbye

Uncle Tom? Uncle FUCKING Tom?


Ralph:

Sit down, shut up. Listen. You may have been relevant once, although you were wrong about the Corvair. But you just stepped in your own shit, and now, finally you own your shit.

No, be quiet. Just STFU and listen.

No one likes you.

No one has any respect for you.

You're a narcissistic idiot with dreams of grandeur.

Look in the punchbowl, Ralphie boy. See that turd? That's you.

You may be right about Obama being a corporate suckup, but if the contents of your own portfolio are any indication, so are you.

Ralph Nader: proud hypocrite, useless tool, pompous blowhard.

Bastard.

Oh, and fuck you. On your way out the door.

Nobody does it better

I think the Democratic Underground has covered just about all of it (from number 6 addressing Ralph Nader):

Sit back and watch Bush spend eight years shredding the Constitution, voiding decades-old international treaties, illegally invading other countries, wiretapping American citizens without a warrant, politicizing the Department of Justice, appointing radical conservative Supreme Court justices, whipping the religious right into an apocalyptic frenzy, sinking the economy into recession, robbing working Americans to pay for generous tax cuts for millionaires and generally destroying America's reputation around the world.

More of the top 10 worst conservatives for this week.




crossposted at Rants from the Rookery