Sumo Merriment

Have I told you lately George that I love you? I love what you've done to the national debt. You should be proud...in fact, you're Daddy must just be thrilled nearly to death by it. It will look so nice in your Presidential Library. Bet you can't wait to see it all finished and shiny like a new button.

I love it that you are so caring about other nations' business that you lend a helping hand of freedom to them...that can't hurt now can it? The oil prices per barrel ought to be making you happy right now...you know a deal when you see it. You fixed Iraq really good...and now you have Iran in the background waiting for a sweet deal of democracy. They're ready for it...I just know it.

I always knew you were interested in Global Warming, though you didn't make it apparent. You care that those little tots don't get poisoned paint on their toys or get the poisoned toothpaste from China. That's just how caring you are.

But George...it was really mean and naughty of you to draw Hillary on a broomstick flying across the moon. That's poor manners mister! She's probably cold up there poor dear. Come on George...give her a nice warm coat to wear...you know first hand how cold and lonely it is up there barking at the moon now don't you George?!

Labels: global warming, grim reaping, Iran, Iraq, national debt

Posted by sumo at 12:03 PM | Permalink | Comments Return to Top

If you think we are stupid George...think again if you are able to amass a couple of brain cells together enough to think about it. You're coming for us...and you are gunning for Iran...there are you happy now? What exactly do you think you'll accomplish Dumbo by doing something foolish like that? It's like I've said the 3 years I've been blogging about your dumb ass...you are dumb as dirt and the stump it holds up. Get over yourself Mr. Decider and Thief...go apple bobbing or something easy like that. Your mother should have beaten the living tar out of you when you were a little boy...(cough)...monkey!

Thanks you to my many blogging friends for your kind words of encouragement it has meant a very great deal here in Sumoland. We are here for each other...even if it means going down in flames...the radioactive kind. While that man plots the great plot...we'll all be bleeding from our different orifices...but at least we can do it together. Although...I really fancy that trip to Hawaii if I could just get there...sigh...nothing like sun, sand and bikinis to make dying a horrible death just a little easier. Maybe some chocolate macadamia nuts too...lots of em...

Labels: dumbell at the helm, Iran, madacamia nuts, radiation

Posted by sumo at 1:40 AM | Permalink | Comments Return to Top

See...we don't even have any quick fixes for things that happen in our own country...much less what can be done in other countries. Our country probably has its hands so full being in everybody's pies at once that nothing substantial gets done. If we can't get it done properly for our own country and its people...why would be be able to get anything done for others that depend on us. Thanks to Bushco and friends...they have so thoroughly ruined Iraq that people don't even have water there a great deal of the time.


Now how right is that Mr. Decider? So he figures that money grows on trees and we can spend non-stop on his dumb war...and it will just keep rolling in. But in the meantime...areas of our own country suffers at the hands of time...and the lack of funds for appropriate expenditures for repairs of...oh let's just say for the sake of argument...some bridges. We the tax payers can't just pay for everything...there will come a day when we are tapped out...maybe not even able to buy our own gas just to get to work to earn the money to buy more gas for work...and of course taxes to pay for Dumbya's illegal war. There does at some point come an end to everything. And I'm thinking an end to this madministration would be a good thing. Here's some of the good things Chimpy has been able to do for us...

The occupation of Iraq, along with the Afghanistan occupation, has only furthered the spread of failed states and increased authoritarianism, savage violence, instability and anarchy. It has swelled the ranks of our real enemies -- the Islamic terrorists -- and opened up voids of lawlessness where they can operate and plot against us. It has scuttled the art of diplomacy. It has left us an outlaw state intent on creating more outlaw states. It has empowered Iran, as well as Russia and China, which sit on the sidelines gleefully watching our self-immolation. This is what George W. Bush and all those "reluctant hawks" who supported him have bequeathed us.
Alternet.org

Labels: China, dictatorship, illegal war, Iran, iraq war, Russia

Posted by sumo at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments Return to Top