You are a great Anti-American

"Long time Jihadist...first time caller":




The only thing better than Islamic Rage Boy's radio show, is Jawa Radio.

What's lurking in your anxiety closet?

I'm guessing this monster is in Howard Dean's anxiety closet as well:

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More Hillarity here.

Revisited: One of the funniest blog posts ever

No, it's not one of mine. I could never be this funny...

Make sure you find your way back to the original post and find the comment section.

(Commenter Mahmoud didn't see anything funny about that at all. His comment is not postable. Though he did give me some insight into the proper way to "waste a whore")

General silliness (Updated with more silliness)

All courtesy of Ace of Spades... (update, well except for this laugh of the day courtesy of Cranky at Six Meat Buffet...and check out what we added at the bottom of this post)

First up, a movie that I will see as soon as I can:



Anyone who knows me well, knows I enjoy a good shot to the nuts. Well, not getting one myself, but watching other dudes get it:



Since its nearly tax time (yeah, I know it's Canadian):



And raise your hand if you like stories about big breasted Asian women. I do!:

Actress Serena Kozakura's conviction for willful destruction of property has been overturned by the Tokyo High Court because her large breasts revealed flaws in the testimony against her.

Reconstruction during an appeal hearing of the 38-year-old actress's alleged crime of breaking down the door in a man's apartment showed her breasts prevented her from climbing through a door as the man testified she had done, casting doubt on his reliability.

Photograph of hot Asian babe NOT from the Associated Press

"I lost work after being charged, but justice prevailed in the end," she said at a news conference she held in Tokyo after the conviction was overturned. "I was always worried about being a bit fat, but this time I was glad." (Nigel: Cosmo says you're fat? Well I ain't down with that...)

Kozakura was charged with having kicked down the door of a man's apartment after she had been kicked out following an argument with another woman there in November 2006. In July last year, the Tokyo District Court found her guilty of willful destruction of property, but she appealed against the conviction.

During the appeal hearing, the court heard testimony from the man and a witness who both said Kozakura had kicked a hole in the door, through which she wriggled through to re-enter the apartment.

The hole in the door was a rectangular shape 72 centimeters long by 22 centimeters wide. But Kozakura has a 101-centimeter bust and her breasts alone extend out 29 centimeters from her chest bone.

Let's go to the videotape:



I'll answer Laurie Kendrick's question in a couple of hours...

Another update...if you don't click on Ace of Spades' left-hand sidebar items, you are missing out:

Surviving in the Bronx

A visit to the Bo-De-Ga will not break ya! In fact, it'll leave ya' with enough coin to "smak your mama":




H/T: Working Class Cats

More Jeff Dunham

You've met Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Now meet his crotchety old bastard friend, Walter:

Completely twisted and tasteless video post of the day

Puppies, Tater Tots, Downs Syndrome, Islamotards and the Short Bus. Now what the hell could be funny about that?

Courtesy of (who else?) the boys at TNOYF:

The Legacy of Kim Il Zong

No...not this guy:





We are talking about this ex-Seattle Seahawk great:

Jay Grodner is a Love Machine

Get ready to laugh...or throw up. Don't blame me...blame those nuts over at The Nose on Your Face:



I really hope those guys don't mind that I seem to be ripping everything off that they do...but damn, it's just too funny.

The fight for animal rights

It's about time all those Baby Harp Seals and Siberian Tigers got up off their asses and did something about their plight:




I'm becoming a big fan of Nancy Fichandler. I don't like Hermit Crabs either...

Ooops!

Texas assistant coach Chris Jessie is a coach who totally gets into the game. Literally:



An aside...he's Head Coach Mack Brown's stepson. So his job is safe. Texas pounded Arizona State 52-34 anyway in last night's Holiday Bowl.

Only two shopping days left!

Cranky from Six Meat Buffet has your last-minute gift ideas for the liberal in your life...

Another Christmas Classic to warm your cockles

Good to see that Bruce Dickinson is back in the sound booth:




A happy Eid-al-Adha to Buckley, Potfry and Islamic Rage Boy over at The Nose on Your Face...

Eric Cartman to be new Monday Night Football announcer? (Updated)

While searching for a South Park youtube to use to accessorize another post, I ran across this:



I vote for Eric Cartman to introduce the lineups for all of the bowl games...I might actually watch some of them.

Heck, who's for Cartman replacing that horrible Tony Kornholer on Monday Night Football?

Update: Ace has Cartman announcing the starting offensive lineup. There's something ironic about that last sentence...

Today's funny...

An oldie but goodie stolen from The Jawa Report:




Actually I could post that every day...because it's never not funny.

Allahu Akhbar to you too, you Islamotard slime. Aren't you pissed now that you found out there aren't 72 virgins awaiting you in paradise?

Now deleting "anonymous" comments

Now you Liberty High kids get off the internet and do something more productive with your time. Like, I don't know...go sing Christmas carols. Here's a good one for you to start with:



(Another classic from the twisted and sick creative and genius minds of Buckley and Potfry)

What to do with a liberal penguin?

From Sunday's Opus:

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Today's Stupid

Courtesy of Are We Lumberjacks:

Truth in Gangsta Rap

Canadian Jon LaJoie is hard, yo:




Warning...for use of the word "MFer". Probably NSFW. I guess I should have put that at the top of the post. But since the post referenced "Gangsta Rap" and you clicked on the video, if you got in trouble for the word "MFer" blaring out of your computer, you're probably too stupid to even have a job.

HT: Mesablue's Absolute Moral Authority

Anyway, this Jon LaJoie is a pretty twisted dude. Hell, he's Canadian:

Pearls on Blogging

Yup...this is about right:

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