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Sunday, February 16, 2003

Homemade Simpsons action-figure
Check out this amazing gallery of custom-made Simpsons action figures (I'm very fond of Rabbi Krustofski!).
Link Discuss (via A Whole Lotta Nothing)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:50 permanent link to this entry

Gbloogle: what it all (may) mean
The Google buyout of Blogger is the big news in the blogosphere this morning. Dan Gillmor did a brilliant thing last night when he posted his column about this a day early and scooped the universe on the story. But the story is very light on details -- presumably, this is because no one at Gbloogle wants to dish on the stuff we all want to know:

* How much?

* Will the Pyra-team all have jobs at Google?

* What does integration with Google really mean for Blogger, and, especially, for non-Blogger blogs?

The Blogger story is an interesting parable for Internet business. They shipped (very) early, with a technology that did very, very little. They saw this tiny little need: an easy means of handling putting little blobs of text in order and managing archives of the old blobs, and then they filled it.

The need was little, the demand was enormous. Blogger ballooned to fantastic size, in such short order that it far outstripped the technology's ability to keep up, hence the plague of Blogger outages that provoked howls of outrage from the blog-using public.

And there were security issues, multiple break-ins in which lots of passwords and other personal data were compromised (though never as much as the blogosphere fervrently avowed must have been leaked).

It was fast. It was loose. It wasn't planned carefully and executed with precision, it was hammered together as quickly as possible and patched on the fly -- and it held together well enough to handle more than 90,000,000 posts.

Blogger's financial woes and internecine struggles were a soap-opera that the whole blogosphere watched avidly, often meanspiritedly. Its finances were always a source of axe-grinding, since they were so visible: disgruntled laid-off employees kvetched about missing their back-pay, the BlogSpot hosting service was first overwhelmed by banners and then slipped into homogeniety as the number of banner-buyers contracted to a very few (a phenomenon that afflicted the whole Internet, of course).

Not that it made the service any less popular. In fact, it continued to grow -- which, ironically, made it less reliable and more expensive to run.

And it didn't matter. Problems with reliability, security breaches, financial woes -- none of them could detract from the service's popularity. Blogger's small successes -- a cash infusion from Trellix, a deal to provide blogs through a Brazilian media-portal -- were cheered throughout the blogosphere with glee that nearly matched the nastiness that greeted its problems.

Blogger's been treading water. It has a million blogs tied around its ankle, users who require constant care and feeding (I'm one of them!), who occupy a large fraction of its cycles. New users flow in every day, and the competition is sniffing around its heels, adding features (better RSS, trackback, more flexible APIs, RSS aggregation) that often require less scalability than they would in Blogger's context (this is especially true of Movable Type, which, given its distributed nature, doesn't need to ensure that a new feature can be used by a million blogs simultaneously).

There's a lot of technology research and development going on in blog-mining, from Blogdex to Technorati to Meg and Nick's seekrit new tool, which sounds very exciting indeed. The metadata that can be extracted from blogs -- trackbacks, blogrolls, interlinks, RSS -- provide a very rich field for researchers. Sociologists, marketers, journalists, publishers and anthropoligists are all thrilled to have this ready-to-hand source of quantifiable data about how information propagates, and what it all means.

Google's made a business out of this sort of research. Its PageRank algorithm is the best idea-diffusion-miner we've got right now, and in hindsight, Google's move into blogs seems inevitable.

Google's done very good work with some of the other companies they've acquired, like DejaNews, which is a thousand times the service that it ever was pre-Google. Google's got a whole lot of genuine grown-ups running its show, seasoned entrepreneurs and brilliant engineers whose approach is anything but fast-and-loose. Indeed, after the Deja acquisition, there was a seemingly infinite interregnum when all of that Usenet history was offline, while Google engineered-up a world-beating back-end for it and then carefully decanted all of Usenet into it.

Presumably, Blogger can't go dark while Ev, Steve, Rudy and the gang confab with Google's engineers and distil all the lessons of Blogger's 90,000,000 posts, its outages and rollouts, its complaints and praise, and figure out how to design the next generation of Blogger. We do know that the BlogSpot hosting will migrate to Google's server-farm, but I'm willing to bet that that's not an instant turn-around. Google's server-farm is a core asset and an essential piece of the Internet's infrastructure, and they can't afford to pour BlogSpot into their racks and see what happens.

But it's that usage-volume at Google that makes this deal so exciting. Like Amazon, Google has so much traffic that it can afford to roll out small-scale trials -- Remember the thumbnails of search-results? The limited trial of Folding@Home in the GoogleBar? -- and get instant results about how well a new feature performs. Google's core expertise is making sense of data gathered from the Internet, so it's eminently capable of making sense of the results of these trials.

What this means is that once Google actually does integrate Blogger proper into its service, we can expect very rapid and very solid innovation. Gbloogle will be able to sneak features in for a day or two, extract the data, and make some sense of the data, decide whether its worth keeping the feature, and engineer something Google-grade to put on the back-end.

But Blogger's success isn't only about what Blogger does. Services like the Weblogs.com list of recently updated weblogs, open protocols like TrackBack, and other technologies developed by rival blogging companies are the reason we have a vibrant, enormous Blogosphere, and not an anemic, partisan Bloggersphere. If Google is able to index every Blogger post (and, one presumes, every message-board post, once the feature is integrated), that's great news for Blogger users, but it won't be as powerful as the other blogmining tools until and unless it can do the same for anyone who publishes something that is self-identified as a "blog."

This will be a real challenge. The real challenge. If Google pulls it off successfully, it will be able to generate tons of great, new, brilliant features, use its data-mining to refine them and build secondary services atop them, and that innovation will flow out to the other blogging tools. And vice-versa. Blogger is a success because of the work that Meg and Ev and Steve and Rudy and Jason and the rest did, but it's also a success because it borrowed ideas from other entrepreneurs and inventors, not seeking competitive advantage in locking out interoperability.

If the new Gbloogle of a year or two from now is able to treat all blogs as first-class citizens, this is the best news ever for blogdom.

I've spent the past two hours going through every single blog-mention of Google's buyout of Blogger, and by far the best speculation about the future of Gbloogle I've seen comes from Matt Webb:

GOOGLE ARE BUILDING THE MEMEX.

They've got one-to-one connections. Links. Now they've realised - like Ted Nelson - that the fundamental unit of the web isn't the link, but the trail. And the only place that's online is... weblogs.

There are two levels to the trail:

1 - what you see
2 - what you do
("And what you feel on another track" -- what song is that?)

And the trail is, in its simplest form, organised chronologically. Later it gets more complex. Look to see Google introduce categories based on DMOZ as a next step.

Link Discuss
posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:37 permanent link to this entry

"Live from the Blogosphere" instant-replay
(1) Right in the middle of the panel discussion, Ev gets a call on his cellphone and
announces live for the first time in public -- in person, and by way of his blog -- that Google bought Blogger (specifically, Pyra Labs, the makers of Blogger).
(2) Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap.
(3) Also for the first time publicly, during the panel discussion Ev and Noah Glass demo Audblog, a new service that allows you to "call in" a post to your weblog via mobile phone. Your speech, or the ambient sounds around you, are recorded and transmitted to your blog by way of your cellphone. Like magic, the demo is delightfully simple and actually works.
(4) A couple hundred or so geeks, writers, and webloggers from near and far show up, wearing "Hello My Blog's Name is:" stickers, and blogging throughout the event via hiptops and WiFi-enabled laptops. Lots of bloggers who'd only known each others' work online met each other in person for the first time. This is extremely cool, and really fun to witness. The crowd overflows out of the packed gallery, into Chung King Road; attendees outside who are standing too far away from the gallery doors to hear the panelists clearly just whip out their laptops and crank up the live Shoutcast audio stream. This is insane. And somehow, it works.
(5) Doc Searls, Heather Havrilesky, Mark Frauenfelder, Tony Pierce , Susannah Breslin, and Ev roll up their sleeves and deconstruct the blogosphere with the overflow crowd. They disagree on plenty, but agree that this is the year that weblogs will hit the mainstream. For-profit blogs and commercial blogging services start now. How this will transform what we know as egalitarian, anarchic, grassroots blogging culture -- and mainstream media -- remains to be seen. At the end of an historic day when millions of people worldwide took free speech to the streets, it seems particularly fitting to be exploring the power and impact of cheap, instant, easy online publishing.
(6) Somehow, SOCALWUG's wireless LAN, the audio stream, and the video stream all work. Archived streams of audio and video will be available soon, and I'll post links here as soon as they are.
(7) John Von Seggern from digitalcutuplounge.com delivers a smokin' Asian-fusion DJ set from laptops -- and debuts a new mash-up we'll post here later this week.
(8) Everyone rolls down Chung King Road to a smoky, crusty, 61-year-old Chinatown dive bar for real-time streaming beer and live wireless conversation. Life is good.
Discuss
posted by Xeni Jardin at 01:37 permanent link to this entry

Saturday, February 15, 2003

Google buys Blogger!
HOLY CRAP! Google has bought Blogger! Congrats, Ev, Steve, Rudy and the gang!
Google, which runs the Web's premier search site, has purchased Pyra Labs, a San Francisco company that created some of the earliest technology for writing weblogs, the increasingly popular personal and opinion journals.

The buyout is a huge boost to an enormously diverse genre of online publishing that has begun to change the equations of online news and information. Weblogs are frequently updated, with items appearing in reverse chronological order (the most recent postings appear first). Typically they include links to other pages on the Internet, and the topics range from technology to politics to just about anything you can name. Many weblogs invite feedback through discussion postings, and weblogs often point to other weblogs in an ecosystem of news, opinions and ideas.

"I couldn't be more excited about this," said Evan Williams, founder of Pyra, a company that has had its share of struggles. He wouldn't discuss terms of the deal, which he said was signed on Thursday, when we spoke Saturday. But he did say it gives Pyra the "resources to build on the vision I've been working on for years."

Link Discuss
posted by Cory Doctorow at 21:35 permanent link to this entry

BBC's mobilecam gallery of protest pix
On this day of international protest, the BBC is soliciting phone-cam photos from people in the crowds. This gallery of pix from demonstrations around the world is stunning.
Link Discuss (via Kottke.org)
posted by Cory Doctorow at 11:41 permanent link to this entry

Quirks and Quarks on biowar
Quirks and Quarks, the national science program of the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (a brilliant science show) covers the science of biowar today, unflinchingly covering what bioweapons do and don't do.
Link Discuss
posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:26 permanent link to this entry

Reminder: I'm doing a reading/signing tonight in San Francisco
Reminder! I'm doing a reading and signing tonight at Borderlands Books (866 Valencia St., at 20th St., San Francisco, 415.824.8203), at 6PM. If you're in the Bay Area, come on by -- Borderlands is an awesome science fiction bookstore.
Link Discuss
posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:15 permanent link to this entry

Schneier tears up crypto snakeoil
It's always fun to watch Bruce "Applied Cryptography" Schneier tear some security-snakeoil vendor a new asshole. This week, in his Crypto-Gram newsletter, he savages Meganet, a company that made a Slashdot splash (a splashdot?) last week by announcing an "unbreakable" system, with "million-bit keys" that uses "secret new mathematics."

Back to Meganet. They build an alternate reality where every cryptographic algorithm has been broken, and the only thing left is their own system. "The weakening of public crypto systems commenced in 1997. First it was the 40-bit key, a few months later the 48-bit key, followed by the 56-bit key, and later the 512 bit has been broken..." What are they talking about? Would you trust a cryptographer who didn't know the difference between symmetric and public-key cryptography? "Our technology... is the only unbreakable encryption commercially available." The company's founder quoted in a news article: "All other encryption methods have been compromised in the last five to six years." Maybe in their alternate reality, but not in the one we live in...

Reading their Web site is like reading a litany of snake-oil warning signs and stupid cryptographic ideas. They've got "proprietary technology." They've got one-million-bit keys. They've got appeals to new concepts: "It's a completely new approach to data encryption." They've got a "mathematical proof" that their VME is equal to a one-time pad. A mathematical proof, by they way, with no mathematics: they simply show that the encrypted data is statistically random in both cases. (The "proof" is simply hysterical to read; summarizing it here just won't do it justice.)

It's like an object lesson in Schneier's aphorism that "anyone can design a security system so secure that s/he can't imagine a way to break it." Link Discuss (via Interesting People)
posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:09 permanent link to this entry

I hate your car-stereo
Boom-cars suck:

Boom cars are also called ground pounders, street pounders, or (rarely) trunk thumpers, and no wonder considering the brain-liquefying power of some of these car stereo systems. A decent home stereo might pump out 200 watts, but boom car units often boast 1,000 watts of power, and systems with 2,000 or even 3,000 watts have been recorded. As a point of reference, the human pain threshold for noise is 120 decibels (dB), but these rolling sonic factories can hit 140 or even 150 dB. Because decibels are measured on a logarithmic scale, the sound level doubles every 10 dB, so (it turns out) 150 dB would be the equivalent of standing next to a 747 with its jet engines at full roar.
Link Discuss
posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:02 permanent link to this entry

Lobby entire against the madness of crowds
Noise Free America is a lobby group calling for laws to still the throb of urban life and the din of all the world's leaf-blowers and boom-cars.

Noise Free America's expansive legislative agenda calls for actions -- outlawing gas-powered leaf blowers, punishing owners of barking dogs, impounding loud cars and so forth -- that might seem radical "until people think about it," Rueter said. He prefers to characterize the agenda as "comprehensive."
Link Discuss
posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:00 permanent link to this entry

Bio/chemo/nuke protection without duct-tape
This fascinating one-pager from a former Drill-Sergeant is a reality-check in respect of chemical, biological and nuclear weapons, explaining what they do, what they don't do, and how you can really protect yourself. Without duct-tape.

Bottom line on chemical weapons (it's the same if they use industrial chemical spills); they are intended to make you panic, to terrorize you, to heard you like sheep to the wolves. If there is an attack, leave the area and go upwind, or to the sides of the wind stream. They have to get the stuff to you, and on you. You're more likely to be hurt by a drunk driver on any given day than be hurt by one of these attacks. Your odds get better if you leave the area. Soap, water, time, and fresh air really deal this stuff a knock-out-punch. Don't let fear of an isolated attack rule your life. The odds are really on your side...

Finally there's biological warfare. There's not much to cover here. Basic personal hygiene and sanitation will take you further than a million doctors. Wash your hands often, don't share drinks, food, sloppy kisses, etc., .... with strangers. Keep your garbage can with a tight lid on it, don't have standing water (like old buckets, ditches, or kiddie pools) laying around to allow mosquitoes breeding room. This stuff is carried by vectors, that is bugs, rodents, and contaminated material. If biological warfare is so easy as the TV makes it sound, why has Saddam Hussein spent twenty years, millions, and millions of dollars trying to get it right? If you're clean of person and home you eat well and are active you're gonna live.

Link Discuss (via Interesting People)
posted by Cory Doctorow at 07:58 permanent link to this entry

International day of protest times and locations
Here's a list of locations and times for today's (and tomorrow's) nationwide antiwar demonstrations. There's also a list of
worldwide demos. Link Discuss (via Ambiguous)
posted by Cory Doctorow at 07:55 permanent link to this entry

Friday, February 14, 2003

Hip Hop plushies
Matt sez, "a hip-hop video for DJ Format's 'We Know Something' featuring plushies breakdancing. It's the best thing ever."
Link Discuss (Thanks, Matt!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 15:55 permanent link to this entry

Altrustic routers would optimize the Internet
A paper by two Cornell researchers concludes, based on network modelling, that cooperation among routers would create significant performance improvements on the Internet.

A little altruism could go a long way in speeding up the Internet.

That's the conclusion two Cornell University computer scientists came to after finding that computer networks tend to be "selfish" when each tries to route traffic by the fastest pathway, causing that path to become congested and slow.

If the routers that direct the packets of data could be programmed with some altruism, the information might be able to reach its destination a little faster while allowing other packets to also move more quickly.

Link Discuss
posted by Cory Doctorow at 15:44 permanent link to this entry

Cow eyeball found in juice bottle turns out to be mold
Last year, some guy said he found a severed penis in his juice. This year it's a cow eyeball. Both turned out to be plain old mold.

Ms. Nickel [of Tropicana], who examined a photograph of the object in the grapefruit juice, said, "It did look like an eyeball, but sometimes mold will take on some unusual shapes."

Mr. Hadzovic [who bought the bottle] remains deeply skeptical. "I'm not a rocket scientist," he said, "but I know an eyeball when I see one. I've literally skinned lamb for food."

At a reporter's urging, Mr. Hadzovic asked for his bottle back. On Feb. 1, he received it. By now, the object did not look like much of anything.

"It looked like a muffin wrapper with half a muffin it," he said disgustedly.

After a few days, his mother threw out the bottle.

"She got tired of seeing it in the refrigerator," he said.

Link Discuss
posted by Mark Frauenfelder at 15:07 permanent link to this entry

404: Error, WOMD not found
Wartime IE 404-error-message spoof: "These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed: The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. ...Click the "Bomb" button if you are Donald Rumsfeld."
Link Discuss
posted by Xeni Jardin at 12:50 permanent link to this entry

Mutants live longer
...and not just happy mutants. Turns out many people who live past the age of 100 share a specific mitrochondrial mutation that gives them additional resistance to oxidation. I wonder if my entirely self-sufficient grandmother (who lives alone and tends to her garden and bakes a killer Thanksgiving dinner) is a mitochondrial mutant?
Link Discuss (Thanks, Scott!)
posted by Mark Frauenfelder at 11:29 permanent link to this entry

Movie mash-ups go mainstream with Mike Meyers' DreamWorks deal
Kenny sez: "Mike Myers has inked an unusual production deal with DreamWorks in which the actor will insert himself, other actors and new plots into existing films to create new properties."

The idea isn't new; Woody Allen (news) created new dialogue for a Japanese film and released it as "What's Up, Tiger Lily?" in 1966. More recently, commercials have altered old movie footage starring John Wayne, Humphrey Bogart and Fred Astaire (news) to promote beer, soda and vacuum cleaners. Myers is already known for his homages to pictures. In his previous film outings, including the "Austin Powers" trilogy and even "Wayne's World 2," Myers has re-staged or spoofed scenes from pics including "The Graduate" "The Thomas Crown Affair" and the James Bond franchise.

But the new deal with DreamWorks will have him take the tweaking to a new level. Myers' pact, which isn't a traditional first-look production deal but specific to the films made from sampling, will have DreamWorks acquiring the rights to films so the actor can use advancements in technology to digitally alter them.

Link to Reuters story, Discuss
posted by Xeni Jardin at 11:10 permanent link to this entry

Farkified British tabloid media: Valentine's day note to Bush, Blair
This certainly wouldn't be the first time that an image was -- gasp -- digitally altered by a UK trash tabloid. But
this is an interesting one, nonetheless. Ian sez: "The front page of today's Daily Mirror newspaper has an alternative valentine picture, a Photoshopped image of Tony Blair and George Bush exchanging a passionate kiss, with the caption 'Make Love Not War.'" Link to Daily Mirror website, Discuss

posted by Xeni Jardin at 10:38 permanent link to this entry

Web Zen: Retro Chic zen, plus bonus Valentine's Day zen
(1)
interiors (2) danish ads (3) knick knacks (4) fashion (5) fabric (6) clothes (7) flight attendant uniforms
and Valentine's Day zen:
(8) candy hearts (9) singing chaoskitties
Link Discuss (Thanks, Frank!)

posted by Xeni Jardin at 10:29 permanent link to this entry

Lucha Va Voom: Sexo y violencia
If you're the kind of person who can't decide which is better -- whirling pasties attached to a punk rock burlesque star, or a 200-pound masked Tijuana wrestler being thrown accross the ring -- you should have been at last night's "Lucha Va Voom Valentine's Day Massacre." I thought I'd seen it all. Then, after el Gringo Loco and Rosa Salvaje finished mutually pulverizing one another's faces, I watched a three-foot-tall strip queen rip off her Zoot suit and fake mustache, and all hell broke loose. Last night's show took place at the Mayan Theater in LA, details on the troupe and upcoming performances elsewhere are
here. Discuss

posted by Xeni Jardin at 10:03 permanent link to this entry

Dolly the cloned sheep, suffering from lung disease, put to death
"Dolly the sheep, the world's first mammal cloned from an adult, has died after being diagnosed with progressive lung disease, the Roslin Institute said Friday."
Link Discuss (Thanks, Dave!)
posted by Mark Frauenfelder at 09:58 permanent link to this entry

Megnut opens Lafayette kimono
Meg "Megnut" Hourihan, the co-founder of Blogger, has finally gone public about her new project, a joint venture with Nick "Gizmodo/Gawker/Moverover" Denton, codenamed "Lafayette." Lafayette is a kind of super-duper blogmining tool, the next generation of Technorati/Blogdex/Daypop tools, and it looks very exciting.

So you're working on weblog search?

No, companies such as Google already provide keyword search over weblog posts. We want to help readers browse weblogs when they *don't* know what they're looking for. A best-of-the-blogs show, if you like.

Link Discuss
posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:55 permanent link to this entry

Hindu Nationalists torch Valentines
Hindu Nationalists are building bonfires of Valentine's Day cards in the streets and protesting the cultural imperialism of celebrating VD on the subcontinent. I'm with them -- let's torch the whole goddamned Hallmark Holiday (of course, the Nationalists object on prudish grounds, while I'm mostly about the idea that promiscuity should not require a greeting-card).

Hindu nationalists claim the Western holiday promotes promiscuity, and in recent years they have marked the day by trashing shops, burning cards and chasing hand-holding couples out of restaurants.

"Valentine's Day is against the ethics and culture of Indian society," said Bal Kalsekar, a leader of the nationalist Shiv Sena party, which is based in Bombay.

Link Discuss
posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:52 permanent link to this entry

Opera borks MSN
Opera is retailiating against MSFT's intentional breaking of MSN for Opera users. A new edition of Opera renders MSN pages in Swedish-Chef-borkspeak.

"Hergee berger snooger bork," says Mary Lambert, product line manager desktop, Opera Software. "This is a joke. However, we are trying to make an important point. The MSN site is sending Opera users what appear to be intentionally distorted pages. The Bork edition illustrates how browsers could also distort content, as the Bork edition does. The real point here is that the success of the Web depends on software and Web site developers behaving well and rising above corporate rivalry."
Hrm -- reading the above, it's not clear to me whether Opera actually released the Bork edition, or just issued a gag press-release about it. I really hope they released it. Link Discuss (Thanks, Cathy!)
posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:46 permanent link to this entry

Interactive fiction archive
The IF Archive is a massive collection of "interactive fiction" -- text-based adventure games in the grand tradition of Zork that have become the avante-garde-retro plaything of narrative experimentalists. There are runtimes for just about every OS imaginable, from the Palm to OS X.
Link Discuss (Thanks, h0l!)
posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:22 permanent link to this entry

Warren Ellis on Eastern Standard Tribe
Well,
Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom has only been out for a month, but it's already time to get cracking on Eastern Standard Tribe, my next novel, which Tor's publishing next November. There's been an excerpt online for a year now, and my editor's been sending me drop-dead gorgeous comps of the cover-art. I've recently started sending the book around to prospective blurbers in order to cadge a cover-quote. Warren "Transmetropolitan" Ellis let me email him a copy yesterday, and today, he wrote about it in his BADSIGNAL email newsletter. Based on his initial impressions, I have a feeling the quote's gonna be hellagood.

I'm eight chapters into Cory Doctorow's new novel and I want to drink his blood.

EASTERN STANDARD TRIBE is published in November. Cory emailed it over last night for me to read and provide a cover blurb. Here I am still slowly building something called STEALTH TRIBES and Cory sends something called EASTERN STANDARD TRIBE. You can imagine how happy I was. So far, the book is striking minors off the same chords as STEALTH TRIBES. Plus, it's really bloody well-written. Me kill Cory Doctorow now.

I'll write a nice blurb for his book first, though. It can be the doomed bastard's epitaph. I'll send a squad of finely- trained San Francisco Death Pervert Girls into his warehouse home, and they will wear his dangly bits as grisly murder trophies.

Link Discuss
posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:10 permanent link to this entry

Overclocking: Atkins for your computer
The theme of the new Wired ish is "speed" -- for the most part, that's about fast cars and planes, but as a discount flier who doesn't own a car, that stuff doesn't do much for me. However, I was lucky enough to land the assignment to write about the cool kind of speed: overclocking, or, as I like to call it: "Computer Atkins."

"It's an electrical smell, a plastic smell, only there's something else," says John Sylvia, his mouth lost in a bushy beard and his arms tattooed to the knuckles. "There's a fear factor that goes along with the smell. You know something went bad." Sylvia is describing the first CPU he ever fried. It now sits on the desk in his home office in Fallsington, Pennsylvania, a reminder that being a power user has its perils. "Everyone was telling me how to turn up the front-side bus, and how you've got to start upping your voltage," he recalls. "I got too eager and turned it up too high too fast. The next thing I knew, I smelled the core burning."
Link Discuss
posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:01 permanent link to this entry

Symantec knew about Slammer but didn't tell
Symantec had advance intelligence of the Slammer worm that might have significantly mitigated the damage it wrought around the world (South Korea lost most of its telecommunications capacity a day), but it withheld the information from all but a few premium customers. Symantec says that this is just good business (and if you want the scoop, you should buy a premium subscription), but full disclosure has been an important security practice across the industry. Ironically, Symantec and other "security labs" are prone to releasing hysterical, business-boosting alerts about non-event "malware" (remember the
Perrun "JPEG virus?"), but when they've got real news, they hold their cards very close to their chests.

In a Feb. 12 press release about its DeepSight Threat Management System, Symantec boasts that the company "discovered the Slammer worm hours before it began rapidly propagating … then delivered timely alerts and procedures (to DeepSight users), enabling administrators to protect against the attack."

Security experts are angry that Symantec did not publicly release any information the company had regarding Slammer.

"This appears to be what I would term gross negligence," said Jeff Johnstone of the Diamond Technical Group, a security consulting firm. "This was not prior knowledge of a bug or exploit, but was knowledge of a pending worldwide attack on the infrastructure of the Internet. That type of information is always shared among peers within the security community."

Link Discuss
posted by Cory Doctorow at 07:55 permanent link to this entry

Network science canon grows
Duncan J. Watts, author of the forthcoming book "
Six Degrees: The Science of a Connected Age," has a great essay in the new Chronicle of Higher Education, introducing the new science of networks. There's a growing canon of modern works that seek to apply predictive and analytical science to collective behavior, from Smart Mobs to Emergence to Linked -- and let's not forget classics like Death and Life of the Great American Cities and Out of Control.

In 1997, for example, a fire destroyed a key plant of the Toyota company, halting the production of more than 15,000 cars a day and affecting more than 200 companies whose job it is to supply Toyota with everything from electronic components to seat covers. Without question, this was a first-class catastrophe. But what happened next was every bit as dramatic as the disaster itself. In an astonishing coordinated response, and with very little direct oversight by Toyota, those same companies managed to reproduce -- in several completely different ways -- the lost components, and did so within three days of the fire. A week after that, the volume of cars rolling off the production line was back at its pre-disaster level. Because Toyota managed to escape the crisis relatively unscathed, the whole incident was largely forgotten. But it could easily have failed, as could the next company faced with a similar crisis. By accounting for the networks of connections between individual decisions or events, we can see that predicting the future based on previous outcomes -- even in situations that appear indistinguishable from those in the past -- is an unreliable business.
Link Discuss (via Smart Mobs)
posted by Cory Doctorow at 07:47 permanent link to this entry

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Andrew is a forecaster, design strategist and author, working at the intersection of culture, creativity, technology, and futures research. He's the lead partner of Z + Partners, a forecasting and design company. He also edits the Z + Blog, which tracks the future of design, branding, sustainability, and other emerging issues. His most recent project was editing The Catalog of Tomorrow, a book that examines more than ninety critical future trends and technologies, and explores how they will shape our lives, our society and our planet in the next 20 years.


Brand You... Literally

In what is a brilliant prank, a sign of the apocalypse, or both, today's Wall Street Journal reports that UK-based guerilla advertising firm Cunning Stunts has started recruiting university students to wear brand logos on their foreheads -- for £4.20 ($6.83 or €6.36) an hour. The article ($ req.) reads like the unholy offspring of AdBusters and The Onion. My favorite quotes:

"We want to be the first people to seriously use foreheads as media," says Richard Kilgarriff, vice president and director of channels for CNX, Cartoon Network UK and Boomerang. "Guerrilla advertising is very popular, but it often lacks a certain charm," he adds. These forehead tattoos are "an extension of the sandwich board, but a bit more organic."

and...

"Nial Ferguson, [from FHM Magazine, which is testing the idea] says he wants to make sure the ad-wearers don't insult FHM when asked about the ad. "These people have to be to a certain extent brand advocates for the magazine," he says. Ideally, forehead advertisers for FHM also should be cool, reasonably fashionable and "good with the ladies."

All I can say is, good luck with a logo on yer noggin.

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posted by Andrew Zolli at 10:23 AM | permalink


Dude, You're Gettin' A Cell...

Art imitates life. Ben Curtis, who plays stoner spokesman Steve in the Dell commercials, has been busted for pot posession in lower Manhattan. I feel bad for him - not only was his arrest front page news on the NY Post, he was arrested after attending a Scottish-themed party, and had to go into a NYC holding cell in a blue-and-red kilt, tuxedo jacket, beige kneesocks and white sneakers (presumably sans laces).

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Auburndale, Massachusetts: Rogue WMD Threat?

This brilliant article by Hector Rotweiller shows how a charming intersection in downtown Auburn, Massachusetts, (with a liquor store, a drug store, a grocery and a gas station) contains, under the "guise" of those commercial businesses, all the chemical precursors needed to make Tabun, a deadly nerve agent. Worse still, mobile transport units (including cars, SUVs, and flatbed trucks) regularly traffic through the area... Who knows where the Auburndalians are moving this stuff?

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The CSI Effect

Police dramas are having an unexpected impact in the real world: the public thinks every crime can be solved, and solved now - just like on television. That bogus expectation is having a real effect on the criminal justice system, changing the way prosecutors and defendants try their cases.

It's called the CSI effect, a phenomenon in which actual investigations are driven by the expectations of the millions of people who watch fake cop and courtroom dramas. District attorneys increasingly worry that the shows taint the jury pool with impossibly high expectations of how easily and conclusively criminal cases can be solved using DNA analysis and other forensic science. Left unchallenged, such expectations could undermine their cases, they say, and -- in the worst-case scenario -- translate into losses in the courtroom.

The problem was even raised at the national prosecutors meeting in Austin, Texas, in November of 2002, and some have suggested that the “CSI effect” may actually drive up prosecutorial costs by requiring prosecutors to perform expensive DNA tests to win simple cases. According to one prosecutor, "People are fascinated with that show. So, if you have physical evidence, (the show) may work to your advantage." If not, it could mean trouble. "They may expect it... ['CSI' fans] think everything's possible."

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Norton I, First Emperor of the United States


His Highness Norton I

Given the ascendancy of various political dynasties over the course of the 20th century, one may be forgiven for thinking that our fair republic is more an oligarchy than a democracy. And it turns out you'd have history on your side too: America has actually had an emperor.

Although few history books mention his name, in the mid-1800's Joshua Abraham Norton proclaimed himself Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico.

After moving to San Francisco as a young man in the gold rush of 1849, Norton quickly built - and lost - a sizeable fortune. After disappearing for a few years in an ensuing bankruptcy, he returned triumphantly in 1857 to declare himself Emperor, announcing his rule by issuing an official proclamation. With the indulgence of the editor of the San Francisco Bulletin, Norton's edict was made known to his subjects on September 17, 1859.

Indulged by the local populace, Norton ate free in the best restaurants, which accepted his 'currency'. During his reign, he issued a steady stream of proclamations, in which (among many other things) he abolished the Congress, called for the building of the Bay Bridge, and banished the F-word ("Frisco") from polite speech.

Though a complete loon, he was beloved by San Franciscans during his time, and more than 30,000 people attended his funeral. Fittingly, no quote marks or other explanatory notes mark his epitaph.


The Gravestone of Norton I

You can read more about Norton here, here and here.

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The GRAFIKL ALFUBET and the Spelling Reform Movement

When people refer to 'dead' languages, they often mean old dead languages: Latin, Greek, and Egyptian hieroglyphs. But much more recent examples abound. One of the most interesting of these stillborn linguistic efforts was UNIFON, a 'universal' phonetic font that never quite took off, but still retains a fervent, cult-like following.

UNIFON was created in the 1950's for the airline industry by John Malone, a Chicago economist working for the Bendix Corporation. With a 40-character alphabet and a "one symbol/one sound" rule, UNIFON eliminated all complex pronunciation rules, significantly improving English learning and retention.

Unfortunately for Malone, while he was still working on the project, a tragic air crash created an language policy crisis in commercial aviation. English was adopted worldwide as the universal language of flight, and Malone's contract was cancelled.

Undaunted, the inventor took his new alphabet home and taught his young son to read in a single afternoon. Realizing the power of his invention, Malone then worked for years to sell it to the education system. He met with some success, and UNIFON was used for more than a decade in several schools the Indianapolis and Chicago area.

John Culkin, a disciple of Marshall Mcluhan, was a significant proponent of UNIFON, and evangelized it until his death in 1994. Culkin pointed out that "...we have more than 200 spellings for the 40 basic sounds of spoken English. This is five times the number required; it produces an efficiency rating of 20 percent for our written code. A piano with that degree of effectiveness would have 440 keys."

Thanks largely to Culkin's efforts, you can find stories, jokes, and other material written in UNIFON on the Web, and of course you can download the font itself. Like the DVORAK keyboard layout, UNIFON won't go away, and it won't die; it simply lingers in perpetual, if silent, superiority.

UNIFON is actually just part of a larger global movement you've never heard of: the Spelling Reform Movement. It's comprised of linguists and language buffs who want to clean up the confusing morass of English spelling. Years of invention, cultural collision, and geographic spread have left English spelling rule in a sorry state.

Today, as a result, only 17% of native English speakers can spell the following six words correctly: height, necessary, accommodation, separate, sincerely, business.

The spelling reformers blame the language, not the speakers, and sites like freespelling.com are trying to accelerate uniform spelling rules by having people create simpler spellings, then vote on and disseminate them. Leading candidates include such words as "THRU", "FOTOGRAF", "NOTICABLE", and "WENSDAY".

Of course, the irony for the Spelling Reform Movement is that Instant Messaging and Email may be doing the job for them. OR IZ IT 2 ERLY 2 TELL?

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Activists Carry Really Small Placards Against Nanotech


anti-nanotech cartoon from ETC Group

With the recent publication of Michael Chrichton's nanotech thriller Prey, and equally scary developments like the Army's funding of the Institute for Soldier Nanotechnologies at MIT, it shouldn't be much of a surprise that a new, anti-nanotechnology lobby has begun to sprout up. (Or should that be... "assemble"?)

Some, like the Canadian ETC Group, have a history of environmental activism in other areas; to them, nanoparticles are another potential asbestos fiasco. (ETC is the source of the above cartoon, and many more.)

Other organizations, like the Center for Responsible Nanotechnology, argue that nanoreplicators could be developed within a decade or two -- and should be put in the hands of an international organization to protect humanity from their abuse. And as recently as January, Britain's Better Regulation Task Force urged the UK government "to demonstrate it has clear policies in place to ensure the safety of individuals, animals and the environment", in the face of developments in the field.

Given the current scientific state of affairs, much of this activism is almost laughably premature -- like writing letters to congress over the implications of I, Robot. Yet keenly aware of how the biotech food battles put agribusiness on the defensive, the nanotechnology industry is starting to respond to this preemptive activism, first by talking up the issue amongst themselvesrequires reg and starting to extol nanotech's many prospective virtues, to the public and members of congress alike.

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