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08.27.2004: President Denies Affiliation With Credible Swift Boat Patriots Exercising Their Right to Speak Freely About John Kerry's Mega-Overrated Vietnam Vacation: "But let's pretend there really is a connection between my posse of known political assassins and these self-loathing nutjobs who want to settle a score because they didn't have the guts to protest a war they knew was being fought poorly on every front. Would it really matter?"


	08.24.2004: Letter from Bush/Cheney '04 Chief Counsel Benjamin Ginsberg Offering Immediate Resignation Following Revelations of Ethical and Legal Conduct

	08.20.2004: Letter from Mrs. Richard Cheney to Homosexualist Governor James McGreevey Expressing Utter Disgust on Behalf of Normal Women Everywhere

	08.16.2004: Responding to Hurricane Charley: President's Remarks to Floridican Voters Promising Billions in Big Government Deficit Dollars

	08.13.2004: First Lady Laura Bush's Guide to Understanding So-Called Stem Cell Research and Other Kinds of Pseudoscientific Flapdoodle

	08.10.2004: Complete Text of President Bush's Heartfelt Campaign Rally Remarks to Undecided Swing-State Amishese Voters

	08.07.2004: President's Congratulations to His Little Brown Nephew George P. Bush on the Occasion of His Marriage to a Lanky Ann Coulter Impersonator

	08.02.2004: FAITH-BASED ENTREPRENEUR ALERT: Q3 2004 Applications for Taxpayer Dollar Handouts Are Now Being Accepted!

	07.30.2004: Jenna and The Other One Bush, the First Twins of the United States of America, Answer Your Questions on "Ask the White House"

	07.27.2004: President's Address Heralding "National Luxury Ranch Maintenance Week" as Patriotic Alternative to Watching Sicko Democratic Hatefest in Faggachusetts
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	Convention Week: Can True Christian convention delegates survive The Big Apple? Only by studying the GOP Guide to New York.
	"Questions" John Kerry claims to be a hero. But what makes for truly honorable military service? Watch the latest campaign ad to find out.

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	KNOW YOUR CANDIDATES: Download the Official 2004 Christian Coalition Voter Guide!

	DRAFT REGISTRATION: Non-Homo Adults! Reserve Your Mandatory Front Row Seat in the War on Islam!

	Arab Interrogation Rules: All-New Kinder, Gentler Guidelines for Torturing Maybe-Terrorist Trash

	Defending Marriage: The Proposal to Amend America's Constitution to Conform to Biblical Principles!

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