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Thread: Rated "G" For "Guilty Pleasure"

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    Rated "G" For "Guilty Pleasure"

    Back this year, with a little more gumption than in the past. A good friend and I made a Hemingway Oath to finish NaPo: she swore on her books and I on my booze. I really missed y'all last year (April caught me off guard and I missed the Day 1 cutoff, which was sad, but I love that rule anyway). Here's to April!

    Index
    April 1: Lad Lips
    April 2: Folk Bread Etymologies
    April 3: The American Turn
    April 4: Business Trip
    April 5: You Ball Above Impregnating
    April 6: Torrid, adj., a) parched with the heat of the sun, b) passionate
    April 7: Whoops!
    April 8: Aeolophilia
    April 9: Oubliette
    April 10: Hahn's
    April 11: Keep Warm
    April 12: The Monkey Gland
    April 13: Callisto
    April 14: Sundays are hard!
    April 15: Boston
    April 16: Back Hair and Bad Breath


    (Previous short NaPos on PFFA: 2011's Blatherings and 2010's Leaves of Ass)
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    There's many a best seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher". --Flannery O'Connor

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    Rated....G

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    What I exhume you will inhale - my favorite NaPo line, ever! Exhume away. All I have is Shelties.

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    Happy NaPoMo!

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    Favorite ever, PClem? That's...wow! Such an amazingly nice thing to say. Thanks.

    Starting the year off dirty.

    Lad Lips


    you unlock the back door
    while your wife runs an errand
    (I love your PART OF BODY calls)
    you moan when we start GERUND

    you lick my stubble, nibble my neck
    I snake your belt off, you shout “EXCLAMATION”
    half naked in the ROOM IN HOUSE, you murmur
    “let’s go ahead and risk damnation”

    we lie down on the PIECE OF FURNITURE
    in your haste, you knock over the NOUN
    and you forget the neighbors, so I
    smiling, have to remind you to quiet down

    “oh, you’re so ADJECTIVE” you gasp
    as we start to shake the bed’s frame
    and they hear you ‘round the cul-de-sac
    when you call out “MAN’s NAME!”
    "Everywhere I go I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
    There's many a best seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher". --Flannery O'Connor

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    Hello Acolyte. I've done NaPo just once. Last year. And you didn't. So nice to meet you this time. I enjoyed your poem. It is clever and made me laugh.
    Bees

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    Yep, honestly, my favorite. Comes with a certain amount of implied pressure, don't it? But, then, as this first of this year's NaPo offering indicates, you understand implication.

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    Oh, this is funny. And naughty. And rhymes! I didn't expect it to rhyme.

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    beeswax: nice to meet you too. Laughter is all I aim for.
    PClem: Well thank you. Implication is sometimes more effective than explicitness.
    Asymptote: Thanks, thanks, and it caught me by surprise as well. I decided to run with it, though!
    "Everywhere I go I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
    There's many a best seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher". --Flannery O'Connor

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    Featherless Biped is offline Ray to rhyme with bay; not Rae to rhyme with bae
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    Dirty mad libs! Best game ever! I love how none of the rhymes work if you fill in the blanks, as well.

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    Featherless Biped-thanks for the comment. They are a fun game, and that bit with the rhyme was an extra slice of kink.

    Folk Bread Etymologies


    molasses made from mole asses,
    rye flour ground from wry flowers
    a meal of corn to make a cup of cornmeal
    brown sugar used to come from foreign parts
    (white flour hails from Europe)
    cocoa powder, of course, grows on Kokomo

    but pumpernickel (goblin farts)
    hits its delightful heights on the helium wings
    of care-away caraway seeds


    (Note: I could not make this up.)
    "Everywhere I go I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
    There's many a best seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher". --Flannery O'Connor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acolyte View Post
    (Note: I could not make this up.)
    You sure couldn't. I am entertained!

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