Favorite ever, PClem? That's...wow! Such an amazingly nice thing to say. Thanks.
Starting the year off dirty.
Lad Lips
you unlock the back door
while your wife runs an errand
(I love your PART OF BODY calls)
you moan when we start GERUND
you lick my stubble, nibble my neck
I snake your belt off, you shout “EXCLAMATION”
half naked in the ROOM IN HOUSE, you murmur
“let’s go ahead and risk damnation”
we lie down on the PIECE OF FURNITURE
in your haste, you knock over the NOUN
and you forget the neighbors, so I
smiling, have to remind you to quiet down
“oh, you’re so ADJECTIVE” you gasp
as we start to shake the bed’s frame
and they hear you ‘round the cul-de-sac
when you call out “MAN’s NAME!”
"Everywhere I go I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
There's many a best seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher". --Flannery O'Connor