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Creepy Rock Songs About Young Girls You've Been Singing Along To Without Realizing

Ann Casano

Updated December 16, 2024 169.3K views 18 items

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Vote up the creepiest songs about young girls.

If these horrifyingly creepy songs about young girls were written today, they might not get radio play. Sociological standards have changed a lot since the days of Neil Diamond and The Doors, though. Elvis Presley fell in love with Priscilla Beaulieu when she was just 14-years-old, for example. Sure, it was definitely controversial back in the day but courting a minor didn't ruin his career.

Some of these rock songs are more stomach-churning than others, and some are just plain surprising. The Beatles were in their early 20s when they wrote “I Saw Her Standing There.” That song is about being in love with a 17-year-old girl. And Gene Simmons was almost 30 when he sang "Christine Sixteen." Despite the controversy surrounding a much older man obsessing about a much younger school girl (16-years-old), the song hit number 25 on the Billboard Hot 100, even though many radio stations refused to play the track.

Keep reading to see which voyeuristic songs were somehow socially acceptable. Vote below for the most disturbing songs about little girls that you've been singing along to (without realizing their creepy lyrics and context).

1
347 votes
Stray Cat Blues
The Rolling Stones
Creepiest Lyrics:

I can see that you're fifteen years old

No I don't want your ID

You look so restless and you're so far from home

But it's no hanging matter

It's no capital crime
2
538 votes
Itsy Bitsy Titsy Girl
Deadsy
Creepiest Lyrics:

Oh my itsy bitsy titsy

So young and so unused

Now itsy bitsy titsy

Plays a mean hop-scotch

As she does her little ditty

I can stare at her crotch
Actually every lyric is pretty gross.
3
350 votes
Good Morning Little School Girl
Grateful Dead
Creepiest Lyrics:

Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you?

Tell your mama and your papa I'm a little schoolboy too
4
450 votes
Christine Sixteen
Kiss
Creepiest Lyrics:

She's' been around, but she's young and clean

I've got to have her, can't live without her, whoa no

Christine sixteen, Christine sixteen
5
317 votes
Vehicle
The Ides of March
Creepiest Lyrics:

Hey well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan won't you hop inside my car

I got pictures, got candy I am a lovable man I'd like to take you to the nearest star
6
479 votes
My Sharona
The Knack
Creepiest Lyrics:

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind

I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
7
402 votes
Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon
Neil Diamond
Creepiest Lyrics:

Girl, you'll be a woman soon

Please come take my hand

Girl, you'll be a woman soon

Soon you'll need a man
8
306 votes
Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen
Neil Sedaka
Creepiest Lyrics:

Tonight’s the night I’ve waited for

Because you’re not a baby anymore

You’ve turned into the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen
9
362 votes
Young Girl
Gary Puckett & The Union Gap
Creepiest Lyrics:

With all the charms of a woman

You've kept the secret of your youth

You led me to believe you're old enough

To give me love

And now it hurts to know the truth
10
287 votes
You're Sixteen, You're Beautiful (And You're Mine)
Johnny Burnett
Creepiest Lyrics:

Ooh, you come on like a dream
Peaches and cream

Lips like strawberry wine

You're sixteen, you're beautiful and you're mine.
11
323 votes
Brown Sugar
The Rolling Stones
Creepiest Lyrics:

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good

Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should
12
287 votes
Alabama Song (Whisky Bar)
The Doors
Creepiest Lyrics:

Well, show me the way

To the next little girl

Oh, don't ask why

Oh, don't ask why
13
411 votes
Don't Stand So Close To Me
The Police
Creepiest Lyrics:

Inside him, there's longing

This girl's an open page

Book marking, she's so close now

This girl is half his age
14
340 votes
Walk This Way
Aerosmith
Creepiest Lyrics:

Schoolgirl sweetie with a classy kinda sassy

Little skirt's climbin' way up the knee

There was three young ladies in the school gym locker

When I noticed they was lookin' at me
15
209 votes
Seventeen
Foreigner
Creepiest Lyrics:

When you grow older, girl

You'll remember I told you, girl

Seventeen, you're just seventeen

Seventeen, seventeen
16
217 votes
Thirteen
Big Star
Creepiest Lyrics:

Would you be an outlaw for my love?

If it’s so then let me know
17
319 votes
I Saw Her Standing There
The Beatles
Creepiest Lyrics:

Well, she was just 17

You know what I mean
18
186 votes
Sixteen Candles
The Crests
Creepiest Lyrics:

You're only sixteen (sixteen)

But you're my teenage queen