FUCKED UP ROAD TRIP

WE'RE ON THE ROAD TO NOWHERE
which means we've taken a wrong turn somewheres or other.
I'm here to tell ya, this ain't good. looks like the old Vacation
is about to take a turn for the worse, there, campers. ya know,
it's a good thing we brought along a few trinkets and such, as
we just might need it to trade with the natives... I know we've
got some beads, blankets and shiny metal things that are sure
to grab their attention... but, hey, what if they need Plutonium...
or, maybe a Rocket Launcher? oh, man. Holy Cameltoe, Batman...