McCain Speaks, We Groan
The mighty Saint John McCain, patriot and champion of bipartisan amity, has spoken out again, displaying as usual his unalloyed dedication to "Country First." We bring you his words of inspiration: On the subject of earmarks, so close to his heart that he would never reduce it to some opportunity to score cheap partisan points: “Can you believe they are putting $6 million of pork into Homeland Security?” he asks with his trademark clenched-fists." That's 1/166,666th of the Federal budget. Glad to see you fighting to balance the budget, John, 1/166,666th at a time. Keep up the good work. If you can help this much every day, you will be done in 461 years, give or take a few months. The deficit: "Asked about the deficits, his response is blunt. “I think it’s the biggest problem we’ve ever faced.” Ever? “Yep,” he replies." Bigger that World War 2, I guess. Too bad he didn't worry about it when he and his buddy George W were spending all the money. On O