After multiple (two) of you readers pointed out that Mr. Efron may not have leaked Ms. Hudgens's pictures on the internet, I will no longer label Zac guilty until proven innocent. Until the IP addresses are checked, Mr. Efron is just an unfortunate bystander. I'm sorry, sir.
My apology was also sparked by this developing situation, which I discovered on People via Defamer: High School Musical nudity update.
In a shocking--just shocking!--development in the Vanessa Hudgens Nudie Photos Scandal, a "source close to the situation" says that the High School Musical libertine sent the racy images to Drake Bell...star of Nickelodeon's Josh and Drake. We know! Already-enraged Disney Channel execs will be additionally livid about Hudgens' disloyal decision to show her body to a direct competitor's horny talent.
However, Mr. Bell's rep reports, "Drake says he never received those photos."
I feel like I'm in an episode of Law and Order where Sam Waterston and his supermodel Assistant DA keep arresting the wrong suspects.
The best part? The comments.
From Ben:
What about Malcolm? Was he in the middle?
And from El SmrtMnky:
ironically, zac efron emailed naked photos of himself to drake bell, too.
So wrong, yet so funny.
Also, since Stephanie is into the younger men, I wonder which one she would choose:
Drake?
Or Zac?
What about a Jonas brother?
Not the middle one, readers. Nick's not legal yet.
For readers like my Mummy who could never tell the difference between Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC, there are five separate people in these photos. However, Drake is featured in two of them: the picture at the top of the post with the birds, and the picture right below his name and the question mark.