I have no idea why I find this so hilarious, but I have been laughing since I read it on someone's facebook status, so I had to steal it and put it on here........hope you enjoy it as much as I have!
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. Give her sperm, she will give you a baby. Give her a house, she will give you a home. Give her groceries, she will give you a meal. Giver her a smile and she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given..... so if you give her crap, be prepared to receive a ton of sh**!"
:) Yours truly
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