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What your world would be if everything liberals wanted, they got. Open the door at the bottom of its Elysium façade and take a glimpse of hell.

Americans Only 38 Percent Sure NASA Useful Anymore

 

"We're all going to die tomorrow if we don't let government totally run all of our lives!!!111!11!!!ELEVENTYHUNDREDELEVENTY!!!11!!!!" –Noisome Alarmists and Statists Ad-nauseam


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nd the story of the boobs who cried Warmest! continues...

Last week the left-media (I know, that's repetitive) went gaga over the "fact" that 2014 was "the hottest year on record." But now NASA, the source of the "hottest" claim, is saying that it is only 38 percent sure that the claim is true.

Too bad hyperbole can't be converted into rocket fuel. NASA could launch a million Saturn Vs with the amount it produces.



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Obama: 'If you like your cease-fire, you can keep your cease-fire. Period.'

 

Or not.


Hamas violates its own cease-fires. It declares cease-fires and then denies that it declared them. It seems to have almost as many positions on cease-fires as John Kerry does on Iraq.

Israel's unilateral cease-fires with Hamas are as worthless as its unilateral withdrawal from Gaza which allowed Hamas to take over the area. The cease-fires don't stop the fighting. They don't bring an end to the violence.

That's what war is for.

But John Kerry is almost as obsessed with cease-fires as he is with finding a toupee that stays put during intense windsurfing sessions. The complete uselessness of the cease-fires hasn't stopped the completely useless top diplomat from constantly proposing new ones.

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orry, Hamassholes. The version 2 two-state Final Solution doesn't work when your would-be victims are better armed and won't board any cattle cars headed for death camps.


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Warmthers Wrong Again

 

Real-world data once more torpedo their end-of-the-world assumptions.


NASA satellite data from the years 2000 through 2011 show the Earth's atmosphere is allowing far more heat to be released into space than alarmist computer models have predicted, reports a new study in the peer-reviewed science journal Remote Sensing. The study indicates far less future global warming will occur than United Nations computer models have predicted, and supports prior studies indicating increases in atmospheric carbon dioxide trap far less heat than alarmists have claimed.

Study co-author Dr. Roy Spencer, a principal research scientist at the University of Alabama in Huntsville and U.S. Science Team Leader for the Advanced Microwave Scanning Radiometer flying on NASA's Aqua satellite, reports that real-world data from NASA's Terra satellite contradict multiple assumptions fed into alarmist computer models.





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Waiting for That Liberal Apology

 

Oh, that's right. Liberals never apologize for anything.


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specially when all the facts prove they're blazingly wrong or show that yes we have caught them extremely red handed — or both:

Record low temperatures at the global warming [sic] summit in Cancun, the midwest is getting buried in snow, the roof of the Metrodome has been brought down by tons of global warming [sic], and Europe is seeing its heaviest snows and coldest temperatures in some time....


Any more Global Warming® — uh, that is, Climate Change® — like this, and liberals will be regressing back to their Blame Mankind™ for Global Cooling® shtick. (Or is that stick Americans with the bill again for all their lunatic power grabs? Same thing, evidently.) Meanwhile:

Liberal apology in 87534754325634953, 87534754325634952, 87534754325634951...

...

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Palin Stalker Michael Gross

 

Obsessed lunatics are a danger to society and should be in jail.


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ribing hotel bellboys for information on Sarah Palin's movements and activities is creepy enough. Harassing her neighbors and hounding people on the street is downright criminal.

Why else wouldn't people talk to him? It's me — Michael Gross from Manhattan! Everyone in Alaska should want to hang with me! The fact that they don't, he believes, is indisputable evidence of a conspiracy....

Most psychotically insane is Gross' rumination on why the Palins would leave their home on, I quote, "the anniversary of Sarah's resignation"....

The fact that Michael Gross imagines the date Palin resigned is an "anniversary" anyone else in the world would notice proves only that he is a head case.

He discusses the Palins' absence on this momentous day (in his own mind) with his fellow obsessive, Joe McGinniss — the man who moved into the house next door to the Palins for more convenient stalking.

On and on the two nutcases speculate about why the Palins are gone.



Yes, a strong case can be made in any court in the land for its immediately issuing a permanent restraining order against both of these obsession-crazed stalkers.

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'Stop Buying My Albums!'

 

Another "artist" alienates over half her dwindling audience.


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ne hand clapping (or washing out and reusing only one square of toilet paper) is the only sound an "artist" is going to wind up hearing at each of her canceled concerts if she strays once more like this from her alleged art:

"I appreciate the fact that those people are out there and that they are fired up," responded (the Sheryl Crow formerly known as 'artist'), before adding that Tea Partiers "haven't educated themselves..."


The sound of one dollar being spent by all the people she whines aren't taking to the streets to cause "a riot or a revolution" is literally nothing compared to the sounds those hard-working, income-earning Tea Partiers' dollars will be making when they spend them only on artists who aren't whining so.

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How not to sell books anymore

 

In one easy step.


1.

Put the following warning label


on this—


The Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, and the Articles of Confederation — our nation's founding documents.

The warning label itself needs a warning label:

©2010 Liberal Utopia
This warning label is a product of our time mindless political-correctness and does not reflect the same values as it would if it were written by anyone with at least twice the number of brain cells as a severely retarded amoeba. Parents might wish to discuss with their children how views on written constitutions, history, democracy, freedom, and a republican form of government have not changed in the “minds” of liberals and other vile forms of excrement since this warning label was written — i.e., they still absolutely hate each and every one — before encouraging them and everyone else to join in the total nationwide boycott of Wilder Publications and to thoroughly excoriate it for this treacherous hackwork.

All rights reserved (what’s left of them). Printed in the Union of Soviet Socialist Serfdoms of Amerika. No part of this warning label may be used or reproduced in any manner without a written note from one’s physician certifying he/she/other is free of any heart-condition or blood-pressure issues that could be exacerbated by exposure to such insane extremist liberal twaddle(birm) except for brief or longer quotations for purposes of ridiculing “progressives” liberals only.


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Another Qarter, Another Unearned 'Peace' Prize

 

Give a man a fishy kNOB-el POS prize and you feed his oversized egø for a day. Teach a man to hand out fishy kNOB-el POS prizes to egømaniacs with zerø tangible accomplishments and you've found your next kNOB-el Prize Committee member.


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iscrediting themselves even further — as if that were even possible after handing out ones to Gorebull Waaahlarming Al, the epic failure known as the International Atomic Energy Agency, the Father of North Korean Nukes Jihaddy "Crisis Over" al-Qarter, the 2001 United Nations Dictatorships Et Al., and terrorist-in-chief Yasser "It's Even Hotter Down Here Than I'd Thought It'd Be" Arafat — the members of the kNOB-el POS Prize Committee handed out their latest politicized plaudit to God Qarter, Jr.

That's one smarmy step for man, one giant leap for megalomania.

Anyway, the $1.4 million they handed out to Teh Seqønd Qøming øf al-Qarter™ is just enough to reimburse us taxpayers almost half the cost of his extremely expensive mutli-jetliner miserably failed personal overseas lobbying to get løse his hømetøwn the 2Ø16 Ølympics. That's better than him donating it to "charity" ØbamACØRN.

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Ofascist Awards Himself Sole Permanent Custody of 'Your' Children

 

How "silly."


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ards of Teh State® (aka public school students government indoctrination center inmates) were planning to receive orders tomorrow from their Parens Patriae, Guardian Ad Largum Liberalize'em, Supreme Psychological Parent, and In Locoweeweed-up Parentis-in-Chief (aka Former Junior Senøtard Baradikkkal Hugoamigø Øfascist) to "help the president Der Führer." That is, they were before Dear Leader Løser got caught and had to spend the last few days scrambling desperately to "delete" that Jugendbewegung portion of his already-issued orders.

Of course, had President Bush tried to go into every schoolroom in the nation live via television and ask all students to help him out personally, Demøfascists and other demented paranoid liberals(biorm) wouldn't have said a word—

Hey, wait. Quit laughing....

... Come on, stop rolling on the floor....

... Really, if you keep that up you're gonna break a rib....

....

*sigh*

....

(several hours later...)

OK. All done?

Good.

I said they wouldn't have said "a" word — because they would've been saying a couple of trillion of them. "Words" like BusHitler!, fascist! regime!, propagandist!-in!-chief!, W's! Dept.! of! Brainwashing!, etc.!, etc.!, etc.!!!11!!!!!1111!!``!ONE!@!!....

In fact, today they'd still be saying them about his attempt to "force his fascist propaganda upon a nationwide captive audience" or some similarly purported "analysis."

No, the only thing silly here is the idea that President Bush and his administration, completely unlike (Ømni)"Present" Øfascist and his collective of other miserable failures, would've ever even considered doing such an evil thing.

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Dear al-Qaeda:

 

Ofascist surrendering to al-Qaeda
Your helpful friend,

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Unlawfully Abandoning Post in Time of War

 

Intentionally Shirking Duty to Order Abandoned Post Re-Manned in Time of War and to Determine Whereabouts of and Apprehend the Person Who Abandoned It


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he first applies to the governor of the State of South Carolina. The second initially to her attorney general, secretary of state, comptroller general, and treasurer; then to the attorney general alone.

Several of her laws, executive proclamations and addresses, and constitutional provisions which appear relevant:

SECTION 25-1-1820. Circumstances requiring active duty.

The National Guard shall not be subject to active duty other than training duty, except... in case of war....

Governor's Proclamation, 6/29/2003. America 2003 Week.

WHEREAS, America's war on terrorism continues to be fought around the globe....

Governor's State of the State Address, 1/17/2007.

... So before we consider the State of the State this evening, it's worth pausing again to remember our country remains at war....

SECTION 25-1-10. Definitions.

Wherever used in this chapter, the word... "National Guard" shall be understood to include the organized militia, both Army and Air.

SECTION 25-1-310. Administration of State militia.

The militia of the State not in the service of the United States shall be governed and its affairs administered pursuant to law by the Governor, as commander-in-chief, through the military department....



Being commander-in-chief of the state's military in time of war is an extremely grave responsibility.

SECTION 25-1-40. Applicability of Uniform Code of Military Justice.

Whenever any portion of the militia of the State is on duty under or pursuant to orders of the Governor..., the systems, precedents, and procedures established in the Uniform Code of Military Justice for the governing of armed forces of the United States, so far as applicable and not in conflict with any rule or regulation herein prescribed, is considered in full force and regarded as a part of this chapter until such forces are duly relieved from such duty. Nothing in this section is construed as relinquishing the state's authority and jurisdiction in such matters. No punishment under this section extending to the taking of life shall in any case be inflicted except in time of actual war, invasion, or insurrection declared to exist by proclamation of the President of the United States or the Governor of this State, and then only after the approval of such sentence by the Governor. The Governor shall review the findings of all general courts-martial convened during such situations hereinabove recited.



Sections 801 through 946 of Title 10, United States Code, also appear relevant.

SECTION 1-3-150. Term of Governor elected pursuant to Section 1-3-140.

Whenever a Governor shall be elected as provided in Section 1-3-140, he shall immediately enter upon the discharge of the duties of his office and shall continue to discharge them during the residue of the term.

SECTION 25-1-2430. Person subject to Code of Military Justice.

The Code of Military Justice applies to all members of the military forces whether located within or without the territorial boundaries of the State of South Carolina while in an authorized duty status..., including such time as he was traveling to and from such duty.

SECTION 25-1-620. Circumstances prohibiting resignation or discharge.

No officer shall be discharged or his resignation accepted while under arrest or against whom military charges have been preferred....



The top member of the state's military is its commander-in-chief. He is subject to the Code at all times and in all places while he remains such member. He may not escape punishment for his violations of that Code by any procedural means or other technicality.

SECTION 25-1-3020... leaving post....

Any person subject to this code... who leaves his post before he is regularly relieved, may be punished as a court-martial may direct.

10 U.S.C. § 913. Art. 113. Misbehavior of sentinel

Any sentinel or look-out who... leaves [his post] before he is regularly relieved, shall be punished, if the offense is committed in time of war, by death or such other punishment as a court-martial may direct....

SECTION 25-1-2925. Absence without leave.

Any person, subject to this code, may be punished as a court-martial may direct if he, without authority: (1) fails to go to his appointed place of duty at the time prescribed; (2) goes from that place; or (3) absents himself or remains absent from his... place of duty at which he is required to be at the time prescribed.

10 U.S.C. § 886. Art. 86. Absence without leave

Any member of the armed forces who, without authority (1) fails to go to his appointed place of duty at the time prescribed; (2) goes from that place; or (3) absents himself or remains absent from his unit, organization, or place of duty at which he is required to be at the time prescribed; shall be punished as a court-martial may direct.

SECTION 25-1-2725. Statute of limitations.

A person charged with... absence without leave in time of war... may be tried and punished at any time without limitation.

SECTION 25-1-3065. Conduct unbecoming an officer.

Any officer who is convicted of conduct unbecoming an officer may be punished as a court-martial may direct.

SECTION 25-1-2950. Failure to obey... statute, or regulation; derelict in performance of duty.

Any person, subject to the code, may be punished as a court-martial may direct, if he: (1) violates or fails to obey any... statute, or regulation;... (3) is derelict in the performance of his duties.

10 U.S.C. § 892. Art. 92. Failure to obey... regulation

Any person subject to this chapter who (1) violates or fails to obey any... regulation;... or (3) is derelict in the performance of his duties; shall be punished as a court-martial may direct.

SECTION 25-1-3000. False official statements.

Any person subject to this code who with intent to deceive, signs any false record, return, regulation, order, or other official document, knowing it to be false, or makes any other false official statement knowing it to be false, may be punished as a court-martial may direct.

SECTION 25-1-2900. Conspiracy.

Any person subject to this code who conspires with any other person to commit an offense under the code may, if one or more of the conspirators does an act to effect the object of the conspiracy, be punished as a court-martial may direct.

SECTION 25-1-2980. Noncompliance with procedural rules.

Any person, subject to this code may be punished as a court-martial may direct, if he: (1) is responsible for unnecessary delay in the disposition of any case of a person accused of an offense under the code; (2) knowingly and intentionally fails to enforce or comply with any provision of this code regulating the proceedings before, during, or after trial of an accused.



When the highest officer in the state's military unlawfully abandons his command — his post — in time of war, makes false statements or conspires with others to assist his abandoning it, thwarts enforcement of the law, and is otherwise derelict in his sworn duty, could there be any other series of Code violations more egregious?

Constitution ARTICLE IV. EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT: SECTION 12. Disability of Governor.

Whenever a majority of the Attorney General, the Secretary of State, the Comptroller General and the State Treasurer, or of such other body as the General Assembly may provide, transmits to the President Pro Tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives a written declaration that the Governor is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Lieutenant Governor shall forthwith assume the powers and duties of the office as acting Governor.

SECTION 1-5-30. Responsibility for executive records and papers.

The Secretary of State shall, during the absence of the Governor from Columbia, be placed in charge of the records and papers in the executive chamber. He shall keep in Columbia all the books, records and papers belonging thereto.



Once it becomes clear the highest military officer has unlawfully abandoned his post in time of war, the first duty of state authorities responsible for seeing that this post is manned at all times is to immediately re-man it with the only replacement their constitution allows: the lieutenant governor. Until he assumes that post's powers and duties, the secretary of state takes charge of its papers.

Constitution ARTICLE V. THE JUDICIAL DEPARTMENT: SECTION 24. ...Attorney General.

The Attorney General shall be the chief prosecuting officer of the State with authority to supervise the prosecution of all criminal cases in courts of record.

State Court ruling, 1929

As the chief law officer of the State [the Attorney General] may, in the absence of some express legislative restriction to the contrary, exercise all such power and authority as public interests may, from time to time, require, and may institute, conduct and maintain all such suits and proceedings as he deems necessary for the enforcement of the laws of the State, the preservation of order, and the protection of public rights.

SECTION 25-1-2460. "Apprehension" defined; persons authorized to apprehend offenders.

For purposes of this code, "apprehension" is the taking of a person into custody. Any person authorized by this code to apprehend persons subject to the code... and any officer under the laws or regulations of the United States or of South Carolina, may do so upon reasonable belief that an offense has been committed and that the person apprehended committed it.

SECTION 16-15-60. Adultery....

Any man or woman who shall be guilty of the crime of adultery... shall be liable to indictment and, on conviction, shall be severally punished by a fine of not less than one hundred dollars nor more than five hundred dollars or imprisonment for not less than six months nor more than one year or by both fine and imprisonment, at the discretion of the court.

SECTION 16-15-70. "Adultery" defined.

"Adultery" is the living together and carnal intercourse with each other or habitual carnal intercourse with each other without living together of a man and woman when either is lawfully married to some other person.



All of the above violations of state law, including its Military Code, by the chief military officer are prosecutable under the constitution by the attorney general. Apprehending alleged offenders is, of course, a prerequisite to prosecution. Both duties of the attorney general in this case must be performed.

The higher up in American government you are, the more people you work for. They've hired you not merely because they want you to make, execute, or interpret the law. Anyone can do that. But because they expect you to — first and foremost — follow it to the letter. When you fall short of that, it reflects badly on them. How could they hire someone who would turn around and betray their trust like that? The fault lies, as it must no matter what the form of government, with them.

If the employers want to rectify their error, they have no choice but to step up and order those also in their employ to not only punish their untrustworthy employee as the law requires but to discharge him as promptly as the law permits — especially since they have no opportunity to do so themselves, in that this bad employee won't be asking them to rehire him and is simply waiting for his current employment to end as scheduled.

The longer he remains on the job — a job he's already shown himself incapable of doing fully within the high standards its creators have set for it — the greater and more perpetuating that fault and error of the people who hired him.

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DHSS NOTICE (Read or Else!)

 

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Democrud's Culture of Corruption Just Grew Another Fungus

 

Democrook Senate roll call vote, number 100, "On the Nomination (Confirmation Ronald Kirk, [Tax Cheat] of Texas, to be U.S. Trade Representative)" — Confirmed


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enatoppressors Durbin (D-UBL) and Kennedy (D-MAry Jo's Murderer) didn't vote; Byrd (KKK-WV) and Sanders (CCCP-VT) voted against confirmation.

Except for Senators Bond (R-MO), Bunning (R-KY), and Isakson (R-GA), every so-called Republican voted in favor of allowing yet another flagrant tax cheat to slink into Former Senator Øfailure's fascist totalitarian, Most.Corrupt.Ever.® maladministration.

Way to stand up for conservative principles, GOP SOP.

Had "Present" Øbungler's nomination of corrupt lobbyist Charles Freeman been allowed to reach the Senate floor, no doubt he'd be at this moment further overcrowding the Corrupter-in-Chief's petri dish of criminal slimeballs — formerly known as the White House — all thanks to you.

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Die, AIG, die!

 

Get your bloated, bloodsucking, miserably failing self out of the way so actual good businesses can step in and take your place.


D

ear AIG Worthless Deadbeat "Company":

Die.

Fold up the tent.

Go away.

Be gone.

Darken our sight no more.

Leech never again off American taxpayers.

Sell off all your assets and holdings now and send Every. Single. Penny. of the proceeds — no "less processing or administration fees," either, you gluttonous, inefficient bloodsuckers — directly to the taxpayers you've already ripped off for $180,000,000,000.00+. (Make out your prorated checks to each taxpayer according to the amount you put him or her on the hook with these hopeless and repeated attempts to prop up your useless Black Red Hole™ of a money-wasting bottomless pit.)

Then die.

Just. F*%(!&^. Die.

The sooner the better.

Infuriatedly yours,

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News about the bad economy isn't all bad

 

Black Thursday — 700 Lawyers & Staffers Laid Off


Unfortunately, many of their brethren fellow snakes are still slithering around Former Senator Øbribable's rubberstamp al-Qongress making "our" laws ... more and more overly complex for their own conflicts of interest "professional" self-interests.


Fri, Feb 13, 2009
Home, Law Firms, Layoffs

'Oh the humanity!'
"Oh the humanity!"
Yesterday, Thursday, February 12th, 2009, six prominent firms fired over 700 attorneys and legal staffers, in what is becoming known as Black Thursday in the legal industry.


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he same color now darkening practically every other day of the week, too. No doubt Present Øpromisebreaker's firing of all 93 U.S. Attorneys won't have too long to wait for one similarly shady.

DLA Piper; Holland & Knight; Goodwin Procter; Bryan Cave; Epstein Becker & Green; and Dechert all confirmed layoffs yesterday.



And the good news just keeps on coming...

Faegre & Benson also confirmed it initiated layoffs, and Cozen O'Connor let go of staffers on Tuesday.



and coming...

DLA Piper cut 80 associates and 100 staffers from its US offices, plus 30 attorneys and 110 staff in its UK offices.



and coming...

Holland & Knight fired 70 lawyers and 173 support staffers across the firm's 21 offices.



(ditto)

Goodwin Procter laid off 38 associates and 36 staffers.



(gooey caramel ditto)

Bryan Cave laid off 58 attorneys and 76 staffers.



(crunchy milk-chocolaty ditto)

Epstein Becker & Green laid off 23 attorneys and 30 staff members across the firm.



(minty sweet marshmallowy-nougat ditto)

Dechert also confirmed that on Thursday it let go of associates and counsel. In December, the firm laid off 72 staffers in the US and 15 staffers in the UK. It also laid off 13 attorneys in March 2008.



(creamy center fruit juiciness ditto)

Minneapolis-based Faegre & Benson dropped 29 attorneys.



(nuts-covered double fudge sundae ditto with a cherry on top)

Philadelphia's Cozen O'Connor laid off 61 administrative staff and paralegals.



et al., i.e., Esq., ex parte, in camera, et seq., supra....

The only thing that could make all this non-bad news better is that the same thing is happening throughout America's "news"paper industry the Dictatoratic Party's print-propaganda ministries. (Oh, wait... it is! "Oh, the humanity poetic justice!")

Now, one shouldn't consider "good" the misfortune of any fellow human being.

And I wouldn't if a preponderance of such consideration had even the remotest chance of substantially being apposite in some unfrivolous number of these particular cases.

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Eric Holder is a Racist

 

And a retarded one, at that.


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he irony is so thick you could shield a fast breeder nuclear reactor with it.

Two exposed boobs. (Would be three, but one's covered up.)*

He, the top law enforcement officer in the nation — appointed under a national administration allegedly headed by a mulatto man — said, in the middle of the nation's official Black History Month®, to a large gathering of his subordinates (each a national government employee), that

Though this nation has proudly thought of itself as an ethnic melting pot in things racial, we have always been and continue to be, in too many ways, essentially a nation of cowards.


His punchline is that we "simply do not talk enough with each other about race."

Racism behind every tree is what racist race baiters like yourself can't seem to ever stop talking to everyone about, General Hold-the-Braincells.

What Mr. Holder imagines is cowardly is actually good manners. If two friends, one black and one white, are lunching amiably together why would either one of them want to spoil the occasion by launching into a blubbery confession or a scolding lecture on race of the sort that Mr. Holder inflicts on captive audiences at the Justice Department?


Stupidest (and Corruptest). Administration. Ever.

None of the 43 previous ones was more dangerous or destructive to the safety and happiness of our nation, either.


* (And expected mini-Googlelanche starting in 5... 4... 3....)

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I blame the murderer, CNN

 

This morbid, creepy template of yours has to go.


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ear CNN,

You suck.

Why?

If you let me count the ways this would be the Longest.Post.Ever. in all of Blogdom.

So I'll give you just the reasons alluded to in its title and preface.

First, when an unstable nutcake has little or no regard for human life — including his own — there is nothing in this world that can ever excuse his homicidal acts.

Not the saucer he found on the wrong shelf. Not the stubbed toe he got getting out of bed that morning. Not the bird poop he saw on the hood of his car.

And certainly not the economy.

He proved to everyone with even half a functioning brain — which leaves out CNN Radio editors — that he's nuts. Is it any wonder, then, no one wanted to hire him?

But your attempts to link in any way his extremely selfish and heartless acts to anything other than his being an extremely selfish, heartless nutcake gives him and every risky piece of dangerously putrid filth like him, in their "minds," one more excuse for murdering innocent people so horrifically in cold blood.

Second, if nutcakes were targeting CNN reporters in their murder-suicide plots solely because they feel it would get them even more the type of immortal attention which your selfish, heartless use of their mental instability for your grossly irresponsible stories political propaganda is now making available to them, would you be reporting that "a man in California who had to wait over six hours for the cable guy to show up and install his HDTV, went out and shot the first CNN news crew he came across, killing all three before turning the gun on himself"?

That's what I thought.

Third, have you ever heard of "copycat killings"?

That's what I thought.

Finally, just this:

You suck.

Disgustedly yours,


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'Damn the democracy. Full theft ahead!'

 

RIP: republicanism in peril. Ann Coulter


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'm going to start a lunar settlement. (Notice I didn't say "colony"?)

It will be entirely exclusive. No liberals. So anyone who ever cast a vote in the last ten years for a candidate who ever had less than a 90 percent ACU rating won't be among the settlers.

Our first state will be called New America. The rest of the Moon will become the territory of the United States of Selenia.

We won't recognize any Earth-based jurisdiction over our heavily and superiorly armed world. Our most solemn mottos will be In God We Trust and Molon Labe! — in that order.

Bleating on and on about "the rape of Mother Diana" will be a Class One expulsionable offense. In fact, being expelled to Earth Hell would be the most dreaded thought any Lunarian could have!

Mankind's best and brightest non-liberals — that is, mankind's best and brightest. Period. — are going to be so attracted to living on an actual free world where the only socialist threat to any individual achievement or personal advancement is when two or more of them challenge each other to a game of darts using a photograph of Former Senator-select Obama's repulsively smug and arrogant face for their board, that in a generation or two no free-thinking engineer, scientist, or any other actual producer of real wealth will be left on Earth producing any for any of his successors to criminally seize and "spread around."

Eventually, after about a millennium or so, when the only evidence of human habitation moonbat infestation of Mother Gaia™ is a crumbling statue of al-Gore on the completely weed infested bank of Turtle Bay melting cars into zero carbon emitting Offset Coins®, a few of our posterity may decide to "brave the depths of Hell" long enough to report back that only stupid people had once lived there before dying all out shortly after the founding of Selenia. It will be suggested re-experiencing material in all Lunarians' home schools.

As close to a libertarian utopia as any humans could make, the Moon literally will be such a shining beacon to all those oppressed by socialism, offering them such a splendid haven for human liberty, that it would surprise no one when Earth's current noxious crop of Big Government nanny-state overlords hastily construct their own version of the Berlin Wall, but this time brimming with enough machine gun towers and barbed wire to hem in the whole globe, just so they can keep everyone they wish to continue oppressing — that is, everyone. Period. — in Hell. Except by the time those fascists finish building it, so many will have already made the Exodus out from under the burdens of the nazional socialists that no one and nothing can hope to stop this change we truest lovers of freedom need. On both sides of that latest shameful symbol of socialism's cruel bondage as well as its persistent intolerance and constant internal panic, will be heard ever louder and louder choruses of "Zer-Øbama, tear down this wall!"

Eventually, too, after time has made seemingly less relevant our reasons for charting this course to a new and freer world, some future clique of would-be oppressors may read in some obscure archive containing the most important lessons of Earth's history, stories about its demagogic "saviors" preaching hope and change to an unsuspecting public desperate to believe even the biggest lies after being sucker punched by a generated crisis. They may rediscover the methods of corruption and intimidation aided by and spread through media which were used to finally and forever choke off human liberty there. Their hate-filled number may grow as they attempt to lure in others with the same false but seductive promise that government is totally capable of taking care of everyone better than they can take care of themselves if only it were large enough and powerful enough to take over everything of real and meaningful value, including their lives. Provided, also, that it's headed by these same promising oppressors, of course.

Will any among the so far unseduced retain not only the memory but true understanding of Franklin's maxim? "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." If so, are there going to be enough of them to flush out of the public mind that next gilded defecation of socialism?

If not, I expect there will be an intrepid great great... great grand blog child of mine posting why he or she's going to start a Martian settlement.

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To the Three Jurors Who Spared the Lowest of Lowlifes' Life:

 

The blood of the next prison guard he mercilessly attacks or murders will be as much on your hands as his.


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ot that you'd care, you criminal-coddling liberals(birm).

"Brian Nichols has said himself that it is not in his DNA to stay in prison," said Christina Greenway, daughter of court reporter Julie Ann Brandau, who was shot in the head during Nichols' courtroom rampage [after he beat nearly to death Fulton County Sheriff's Deputy Cynthia Hall who had the grave misfortune of guarding him the last time he was a prison inmate].


"But now he'll have the whole rest of his life to think about all the harm he did to those people he hurt [slaughtered horrifically in cold blood]," said or "thought" one or more of the three criminal-coddling liberal(birm) jurors.

Do you liberals really think feel that totally selfish pieces of filth like him are capable of such concern or thoughtfulness?

Liberals are literally going to get many, many more of us and our loved ones needlessly but unavoidably killed unless and until we demand and ensure that there will be for them no more such positions where, yes, they can have any chance at all to do so.

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Iran willing to talk to Ogullible, but with two preconditions

 

Only two? That's good.


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o, that's bad. Because Iran's two preconditions are: "Iran will only hold talks if 'the U.S. moves out of the Middle East and the U.S. government gives up its widespread support for the Zionist regime.'"

That's bad.

No, that's good, because then it gives Junior Less-Than-One-Term Senator Ogullible a plausible excuse for going back and saying that the U.S. should immediately move out of Iraq, and for now saying that the U.S. government should immediately give up its widespread support for Israel — so the U.S. can meet Iran's two preconditions and hold talks.

That's good.

No, that's bad, because it means Jr. <1-term Sen. Ogullible would have to then flip-flop on his promise to be willing to talk to Iran "with no preconditions."

Yes, that is bad.

No, it's good, because then Jr. <1-term Sen. Ogullible could say that what he actually meant to say was that he actually meant that only the U.S. should be the one that's willing to talk "with no preconditions," not the other guy — so he wasn't actually talking about any of Iran's preconditions at all.

Oh. Well, that's good.

No, that's bad, because it actually shows just how gullible and weak Jr. <1-term Sen. Ogullible is when he says that he's actually willing to sit down and talk with any such ruthless dictatorship as Iran "with no preconditions."

You're right. It's bad. Why should Iran be the only one allowed to set any preconditions for those talks, but not us?

No, that's good, because Iran has set only two preconditions.

So that's good then?

(Rinse. Repeat....)

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