My Morning Wooten

Just when my heart filled to the brim with hate for Democrats, here comes Wooten.

Is Hillary married? Just asking.

Are you kidding me? Are you effing kidding me? Why not just roll out the old lesbian canard.

This, friends and neighbors, is the high level of political discourse distributed by the largest selling newspaper in the southeast.

You know what? I'm no longer going to defend the south against inane criticism from the rest of the country. We get what we deserve.

My Morning Wooten

Guns and butter edition.

Imagine that. The Second Amendment is real. We can keep and bear arms. Now let’s agree that when a gun is used to commit a crime, the problem is with the shooter and not with the weapon.

Have some straw with your man, Jim. Or are you actually insane enough to advocate removing stricter sentences for crimes perpetrated with a gun? What exactly does the N.R.A. have on you?

Before Barack Obama tries his skills of persuasion on a bad guy who threatens us —- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, no preconditions —- he should test them on a seriously bad guy who doesn’t —- Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe. Today’s runoff election there is an international joke. Fearing for his life, opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai has withdrawn. The U.S. can sputter in outrage, but our obligation is to deal with the bad guys whose existence threatens us.

Like Saddam Hussein?

Two state senators of substance, one D, one R, opt out of the Gold Dome Games. Michael S. Meyer von Bremen (D-Albany) —- a former minority leader and one of two Democrats whom Lt. Gov. Casey Cagle allowed to chair committees —- qualified this week to run for a vacancy on the Georgia Court of Appeals.

This surprises and saddens me greatly. Rep. Meyer von Bremen was one of the few fresh voices under the Gold Dome.

Headline: “Former president willing to help Obama campaign.” The former president is Bill Clinton. Help? Make Hillary the food taster.

Whooo! That's a real knee slapper, Jim. I can't decided which is funnier - the implication someone may try to poison Senator Obama or that we would all be better off if Senator Clinton were dead. High comedy there.

Jim Durrett, executive director of the Liveable Communities Coalition, writing in support of the Beltline rail project, reflects the ancient view that those of us who live beyond I-285 are all trying to get to Atlanta’s downtown. Writes he: “We’ve spent the past 40 years building suburbs that are beginning to look unsustainable at $4 a gallon.” We of the “suburbs” are neighbors, not dependents, and when the state devises a transportation plan that moves us where we need to go, instead of just to Atlanta’s downtown, or in a circle around it, we’ll sustain ourselves just fine. Boss, we ain’t your young’uns.

And we of the "city" are your neighbors, not your suckling teat. So you won't mind if we ask you to pay to park at places like Doraville and Chamblee MARTA station will you, Jim? All those Gwinnett cars must jam into the Marta lots just so their occupants can catch a cab back outside the perimeter.

The Justice Department’s inspector general says recruiters improperly used “political or ideological” considerations to find and hire conservative interns. Ideology can be considered in recruiting political appointees, but not otherwise. Justice officials should get more sophisticated in screening to hire conservatives. Anybody doubt that colleges and employers look for the codes in applications and essays to achieve diversity? Ideological diversity is important, too

The report concludes that quality standards were sacrificed solely for the sake of ideological purposes. In other words, what conservatives have for decades bleated against regarding affirmitive action. The difference this time it is their people seeking favor for the sake of "diversity". How quaint.

Oh and Jim, the Inspector General didn't just find it "improper". In two cases, the report concluded the action was possibly illegal.

Selah.

Songs I Wish Weren't In My Head

Ummm. Okaaaaaaaaay.

h/t: ATLMalcontent

Hillary In Atlanta

Sen. Clinton whirlwinded through Atlanta Friday taking a few moments to visit Paschals and receive a critical endorsement from 5th District Representative and living legend John Lewis.

Watch Grayson's video of the event above.

Also, you can listen to Democrat and Blog For Democracy contributor Melanie Goux's enthusiatic recap on the Democratic podcast of Kudzu Vine.

Hey Ma! I'm On The Huffington Post!

Huffington Post has acquired the services of Spacey Gracey (with assistance from the Shelbinator) to produce videos which gather local perspective on the '08 election for their new Off The Bus section.

For her first piece, Grayson chose Manuels Tavern and its usual gaggle of left leaning political hipsters. Although I don't consider myself a "liberal" or a "progressive"(and there were probably a couple of newspapermen there that would also object to that tag), I tagged along because there would be beer and opportunities to pick on Tom Houck. The question of the day was how would Sen. Hillary Clinton play in Georgia.

For the record, my full quote was 'She's an unusual candidate for the fact that at this point usually most people are undecided where Hillary has very high positives and very high negatives but very few people undecided. But there's far more positive than negative at this point even in the south. So I think she's gonna play just fine."

To put it more bluntly, despite appearances, I ain't no Hillary fan. But I do think she will beat expectations in Georgia.