Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

He eagerly filled the parking slot
With his brand-new convertible Lexus
But he felt like he’d really lost the plot
When the bill hit his solar plexus

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

He couldn’t fit into his Lexus
Due to his overeating nexus
Forsooth, his solar plexus
Must have been bigger than Texas