Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

The problem with Caligula
Turned out to be his fibula
It wasn’t his heart and it wasn’t his liver
But simply the fever that caused him to shiver

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Why on earth does Professor Huppet
Look and sound like a Jim Henson Muppet?
Who does his voice and who pulls his strings?
And who can calibrate the joy that he brings?

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

The second wife of Emperor Kaffenhaas
Donned a gown that was diaphanous
The court jester queried whether a taxi-bus
Was big enough for her gluteous maximus