mmm, you taste like latex

yeaahhhh... wow.

via poorly dressed

pasties... in YOUR size

Before you click on this link for explanation of the above, and look at any of the photos related to this delightful Etsy item, I must warn you: they are a little cringeworthy. Also probably NSFW.

found on The Ugliest Products in the Universe

ed hardly

this is so wrong.

Oops

True story. Just not mine.

'ello, sexy legs

via everlasting blort

men sentenced in bizarre beard-eating case

zztop was not involved

All together now...

AWWWW!!!

Thanks, Victoria!

do want

Via Geeks are Sexy, who have the data on how to order this awesome bathing suit.

save the tiger!

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What To Do With Your Jack O'Lanterns . . . now that Halloween is over

POUNCE!!!!

jump for joy, it's the weekend

Girl needs a sammich, stat.

via Davis Photographic

Willie Nelson tiger?

top; middle; bottom

Murder

available here