nightmare fodder

YouTube user ceeceelemon, named after the soda C.C. Lemon, is a Japanese gentleman who enjoys wearing female masks with unblinking, unmoving eyes.
And for the pleasure of everyone else in the world, he uploads videos of himself doing this: ceeceelemon's channel. They are unnerving and provoke the uncanny valley response.
via buzzfeed

this guy must know the wedding cheetah

blerg, everlasting blort

wedding cheetah

Happy Friday, Mee-yow!

thanks Poorly Dressed!

Describe them in one word? They're hot.

These guys need to get together with the Symphony Brass (Buttocks) gentlemen.

thanks Dlisted

Jenis

Some parishioners at a church in Warr Acres, OK, are seeing a penis on Jesus. The local artist that created the new artwork for the church is not commenting.



thanks Arbroath

Towel Folding 101

1. hold with right hand and look
2. hold with left hand and look
3. twist with right hand
4. twist with left hand
5. go to table and fold
6. pat

disturbing

This is one of those times when I'm really embarrassed for the other person.


Ewwww, Dlisted!

oh dear lord

I'd like to say this is a Vice Magazine "do" but unfortunately it's just a Dlisted caption contest. Better luck next time, kids.

Phil Says head designs

Philip Levine started going bald in 2006 and decided he'd use his scalp as a canvas. Here are some of my favorites:




See the rest here: http://www.philsays.com/

thanks Presurfer

...in Crimplene For Men

thanks everlasting blort

Uhh...

thanks (kinda) Arbroath

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...this song and video almost made these "ladies" cute...in a muscly,freaky steroid-ish kinda way.

move bitch get out tha way

Tell them What I Am...

....So bad, it's good.

Breakdance Cat Victim

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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Does a bear pole dance in the woods?

This explains why the parrot is "rare"

thanks Arbroath

No words...

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illustration by the amazing Jaw Cooper.

Happy Weekend Shennanigans!